Relatives quotes

“- Eugene Morris Jerome: Don't hate me for what I'm going to say.
- Stanley: What is it?
- Eugene Morris Jerome: I think Aunt Blanche has a great ass.
- Stanley: They're gonna lock you up in a sex asylum. If I was your sister I wouldn't sleep on the same block as you!”
Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome
Brian Drillinger - Stanley

“- Demetrius Hicks: Why are you still alive and your homies are dead?
- Overdose: I was in the attic.
- Demetrius Hicks: Doin' what?
- Overdose: Hidin'.
- Demetrius Hicks: What kind of coward shit is that, man?”

Larenz Tate - Demetrius Hicks
Malieek Straughter - Overdose

“- Uncle Cullen: I think what you need is a nice astral projection. Something to loosen you up.
- Ross: I'd run up to the roof to keep my uncle from falling off; all of a sudden I wanted to push him. Typical of my family...”
Nigel Hawthorne - Uncle Cullen
Rufus Sewell - Ross

“- Lee: We're going to see your Aunt Bessie in Florida. She's not feeling so well.
- Hank: I didn't even knew I had an Aunt Bessie.
- Lee: She came to the house right after your Dad and I were married.
- Hank: I wasn't even born yet.”

Meryl Streep - Lee
Leonardo DiCaprio - Hank

“- Grace Foster: Take this. It's Uncle Howard's phone number in New York.
- Brantley Foster: I've got an uncle in New York?
- Grace Foster: My cousin Ellen married his half-sister's nephew, before she got bit by that dog and died.”
Elizabeth Franz - Grace Foster
Michael J. Fox - Brantley Foster

“I fell asleep without realizing it. And when I awakened, there were all my relatives speaking in low tones and saying nothing but the kindest things about me. Then I knew I was dead.”

Don Ameche - Henry Van Cleve

“Your grandfather was a great man. Jack Stanton could also be a great man, if he wasn't such a faithless, thoughtless, disorganized, undisciplined shit.”

Emma Thompson - Susan Stanton

“- Richard Temple: Wise man. Oysters can kill, you know.
- Durward Lely: Oh, unquestionably!
- Richard Temple: I had an aunt, choked on a scallop at Herne Bay.
- Durward Lely: Really?
- Richard Temple: Tragic.”

Timothy Spall - Richard Temple
Kevin McKidd - Durward Lely

“- Barney: He's not gonna give you up, Charlie. You're family.
- Charlie: Family, that fuckin' kid? We're third cousins.
- Barney: Third cousins. For Italians. That's like twin brothers with the Irish.”
Kenneth McMillan - Barney
Mickey Rourke - Charlie

“My mother-in-law, for years I wouldn't kiss her face; I end up kissing her ass.”
Rodney Dangerfield - Monty Capuletti

“This one's on the house. In a Voorhees was he born. Through a Voorhees may he be reborn. And only by the hands of a Voorhees will he die. Jason had a sister, your girlfriend's mother, Diana. Now that she's dead, he has only two blood relatives left in the world with the power to kill him or make him reborn: Jessica and her baby.”

Steven Williams - Creighton Duke

“Listen, anything you got to say about your mother-in-law, you don't have to explain to me. You know what I mean? Like if she were the star of a real crummy horror movie, I'd believe it.”
Jonathan Winters - Lennie Pike

“I've got the two nicest aunts in the world. Of course, you've got the nicest nephew in the world, too.”

Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster

“- ... & I: You never discuss your family do you?
- Withnail: I fail to see my family's of any interest to you. I've absolutely no interest in yours. I dislike relatives in general and in particular mine.”
Paul McGann - ... & I
Richard R. Grant - Withnail

“- Lennie Small: You said I was your cousin!
- George Milton: That was a lie. If I was a relative of yours, I'd shoot myself.”
John Malkovich - Lennie Small
Gary Sinise - George Milton

“- Ralph Statler: Emma Spool just doesn't show up for work one day. I just hope nothing serious happened to the old girl.
- Tracy Venable: You mean like Norman Bates?
- Sheriff Hunt: What about him? Are you another relative of somebody he killed?”
Robert Alan Browne - Statler
Roberta Maxwell - Tracy
Hugh Gillin - Sheriff John Hunt