Reward quotes

“- Jill Taylor: Every night after dinner, my father and I would play. I knew basic strategy before I was, like, nine-years-old. If I won, he'd take me out for ice cream.
- Ben Campbell: And what if he won?
- Jill Taylor: He'd still take me out for ice cream.”

Kate Bosworth - Jill Taylor
Jim Sturgess - Ben Campbell

“A good death is its own reward.”
Antje Traue - Faora

“Good Geppetto, you have given so much happiness to others, that you deserve to have your wish come true.”
Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy

“White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact.”
Eddie Murphy - Kit Ramsey

“That is excellent news! Phillip, have the servants supply this messenger with much food and drink. And let him lay with any damsel that he desires, except my daugher, of course.”

Kevin Conway - King Leo

“Now you just remember I won a year's supply of toilet freshener for making up that poem. That took brains and artistry, that did.”
Linda Henry - Sandra Gangel

“- Sully: I should have known better than to hire a one-legged lawyer.
- Wirf: You can't afford a two-legged lawyer.”
Paul Newman - Sully
Gene Saks - Wirf

“We were just informed by the U.S. Marshal's Office that Doctor Richard Kimble is alive and well and living in the city of Chicago. Now you all know in what high regard I hold the scumbag. So I am personally donating a bottle of twelve-year-old Scotch to whoever puts the collar on this quack.”

Ron Dean - Detective Kelly

“Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one.”
Charlotte Rampling - Sarah Morton

“- Dottie: Pee-wee, how are you ever going to pay a reward like that?
- Pee-wee Herman: It's simple. Whoever returns the bike is obviously the person who stole it. So they don't deserve any reward!”

Elizabeth Daily - Dottie
Paul Reubens - Pee-wee Herman

“- Lt. Col. James Doolittle: You know what top secret is?
- Capt. Rafe McCawley: Yes, sir. It's the kind of mission where you get medals, but they send 'em to your relatives.”
Alec Baldwin - Lt. Col. James Doolittle
Ben Affleck - Capt. Rafe McCawley

“- Gus Green: That guy stole that from 43 women. That's a whole lot of broken hearts.
- Joe Waters: Yeah, it's not nice. We wouldn't like it if it were somebody in our families. We can't take it.
- Gus Green: But think, Joe. Not only is it a lot of women - That means a lot of rewards. It's a lot of rewards!
- Joe Waters: It's more than one...” (continue)(continue reading)

Danny Glover - Gus Green
Joe Pesci - Joe Waters

I want you to remember to stay good, boys and girls. Respect your mothers and fathers and do what they tell you. Obey your teachers and learn a whole lot! Now, if you do this, I'll make sure you get good presents from me every year. Ha ha ha... but if you're bad boys and girls, your name goes in the "Bad Boys & Girls" book, and I'll bring you... (continue)(continue reading)

Brandon Maggart - Harry Stadling

“- Brett: You see, Mr. Parker and I feel that the bonus situation has never been on an equitable level.
- Dallas: You get what you're contracted for like everybody else.
- Brett: Yes, but everybody else, uh, gets more than us.”
Harry Dean Stanton - Brett
Tom Skerritt - Dallas

“Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any of them slave roles, and get my ass whipped. That's how you get the nomination.”

Eddie Murphy - Kit Ramsey

“- Elektra: I like your bracelet, by the way. Do you know what those are? Here. They're warrior beads. They're from Indonesia. Centuries ago, you had to be the best fighter in your village to earn them.
- Abby Miller: Wow. I bought 'em off eBay.”
Jennifer Garner - Elektra
Kirsten Prout - Abby Miller

“- Marian Dubois: There is a price on your head.
- Robin Hood: How much?
- Marian Dubois: One hundred gold pieces.
- Robin Hood: Is that all? I shall have to annoy the good Sheriff more. Soon it will be a thousand.
- Marian Dubois: For a thousand, I would turn you in myself.”
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Marian Dubois
Kevin Costner - Robin Hood

“- The Driver: My price is double.
- Glasses: Aw c'mon... that's 30% of the take!
- The Driver: My price... for working with second-raters.
- Glasses: We'll make you a deal.
- The Driver: One more thing... you're not coming.
- Teeth: I don't like that.
- The Driver: That's the whole idea.”

Ryan O'Neal - The Driver
Joseph Walsh - Glasses
Rudy Ramos - Teeth

“Everyone wants it easy today Will. And the reason we don't have the Cup, is that we don't deserve to have the Cup.”
Cliff Robertson - Morgan Weld

“One should be rewarded on one's merits, not on one's ability to ingratiate oneself with the management. Particularly when the management have difficulty in locating the relative whereabouts of the arse and the elbow.”
Timothy Spall - Richard Temple

“- Narcisse: Are you going to kill him or not? Only I want his balls, and his eyes... unless you want them.
- Aaron Boone: I'll pass.”
Hugh Ross - Narcisse
Craig Sheffer - Aaron Boone

“- Darth Vader: There will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations.
- Boba Fett: As you wish.”
David Prowse - Darth Vader
Jeremy Bulloch - Boba Fett

“A black dude who plays a slave that gets his ass whipped gets the nomination, a white guy who plays an idiot gets the Oscar. I need to play a retarded slave, then I'll get the Oscar.”
Eddie Murphy - Kit Ramsey

“- Conrad Brean: If Kissinger can win the Peace Prize, I wouldn't be surprised to wake up and find out I'd won the Preakness.
- Stanley Motss: Yes but, our guy did bring peace.
- Conrad Brean: But there wasn't a war.
- Stanley Motss: All the greater accomplishment.”
Robert De Niro - Conrad Brean
Dustin Hoffman - Stanley Motss

“What I recall of Sunday school was that the more difficult something became, the more rewarding it was in the end.”
Ewan McGregor - Ed Bloom - Young