Reward quotes

“Ain't much difference between kidnapping and marriage. You get snatched from your parents, but in marriage nobody offers a reward.”
Harry Davenport - Pop Tolliver

“Every man is afraid when he does something for the first time. But those who overcome their fears will rightly earn their rewards.”
Gérard Depardieu - Columbus

“- Peter Morton: How long have you been married now?
- Andrew: Almost three years.
- Peter Morton: Quite a long time for Hollywood, isn't it?
- Andrew: Yeah.
- Peter Morton: Don't you get some kind of a plaque?
- Andrew: Yes. We stay together five years I get a free hair transplant and she gets a new set of breasts.”
Stephen Fry - Peter Morton
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Andrew

“Everyone clung to the idea that if you worked hard, you would have gotten a piece of the American dream.”
Phill Lewis - Narrator

“All I ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.”
Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko

“One thousand gold pieces on each of their heads, dead or alive! I prefer dead!”

Tim Curry - Cardinal Richelieu

“- Col. Hart: What did you get the medal for?
- Capt. John Boyd: Cowardice.”
Jeffrey Jones - Col. Hart
Guy Pearce - Capt. John Boyd

“Winning this Grammy is a great honor. And to those who are not up here with me now to share it with me, Max Devlin, my manager, Jerry Nadler, a blizzard, I have only this to say: It was a long, hard pull, man, and I got nobody to thank but myself.”
Julie Budd - Stella Summers

“Why is it that a man always gets thrown his best party when he dies?”
Lloyd Bridges - Max

“- Frederic: Lately I've been restless. I've been consumed by some... inner fire, and all I think about are girls.
- Ruth: I've waited 20 years for this!
- Pirate King: The sea, Frederic, is a jealous mistress. But she is her own reward. Believe me, you've missed nothing.”
Christopher Atkins - Frederic
Maggie Kirkpatrick - Ruth
Ted Hamilton - Pirate King

“- Timmy Fimple: When am I going to get the Major Chip Hazard figure?
- Christy Fimple: Never, if you don't shut up.”
Jacob Smith - Timmy Fimple
Kirsten Dunst - Christy Fimple

“- General Gogol: The order of Lenin, for Comrade Bond. The first ever non-Soviet citizen to receive this award.
- M: I'd thought the KGB would have celebrated if Silicon Valley had been destroyed.
- General Gogol: On the contrary, Admiral, where would Russian research be without it?”

Walter Gotell - General Gogol
Robert Brown - M

“Perseus and Andromeda will be happy together. Have fine sons, rule wisely... And to perpetuate the story of his courage, I command that from henceforth, he will be set among the stars and constellations. He, Perseus, the lovely Andromeda, the noble Pegasus, and even the vain Cassiopeia. Let the stars be named after them forever.”
Laurence Olivier - Zeus

“- Capt. Tom Everett: If I pull the arrow out, will you please suck out the poison?
- Ty Webb: Let me get this straight. You pull it out, I suck. Is there any money in it for me?”
Dan Aykroyd - Capt. Tom Everett
Chevy Chase - Ty Webb

“Who cares about the reward is right. Forget about the reward. Let's just take the $2 1/2 million in money and jewels. We're millionaires! Millionaires, Gus! We're rich!”

Joe Pesci - Joe Waters