Rudeness quotes

“- Gramps: Should have poked her in the whiskers while you had the chance. I met this hot young bitch at the world's fair back in 1940. Every moment with her was like a slice of heaven.
- Peter: Ahh, I bet you really miss grandma.
- Gramps: Aww fuck grandma! It's Pearl I'm talking about... fucking grandma.”
Richard Denni - Gramps
Thomas Jane - Peter Donahue

- Billy: She's the only girl that makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time. When I'm not with her... I'm not living. I'm only existing until I can hold her in my arms again.
- Jessica: [sighs]
- Jake: "Gay, gay, gay, gay."
Matthew Lawrence - Billy
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Eric Christian Olsen - Jake

You know what your problem is, Harry? You're not just rude, you're... "flagrant" about it!

Melanie Griffith - Billie Dawn

“Minimum wage for a maximum loser!”
Alexandra Holden - Lulu

“- Big Jim: See the nice red upholstery?
- Mr. Books: Yes, nice, very nice.
- Big Jim: Here, feel it.
- Mr. Books: I don't want to feel it.
- Big Jim: Feel it, I want you to get in the car and feel it.
- Mr. Books: I don't want to get in the car.
- Big Jim: Awww, get in the mother-fuckin' car man!”

Frank McRae - Jim the Mechanic
Gene Blakely - Mr. Books

“I'm gonna be a rude boy. Like my dad.”
Mark Monero - Jah Clive

“I gotta go to the John, I'll be right back. Gonna introduce Mr. Thick Dick to Mr. Urinal Cake!”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“My name's Crawl and I'm the RA. And you are? No wait, don't tell me. Sally? Jessie? Raphael?”
Pauly Shore - Crawl

“- Andy Barclay: Chucky says Aunt Maggie was a bitch and got what she deserved.
- Karen Barclay: Andy! How can you say something so horrible?
- Andy Barclay: I didn't say it! Chucky did!”
Alex Vincent - Andy Barclay
Catherine Hicks - Karen Barclay

“- Zoe: Why can't you just be nice?
- Blade: Because the world isn't nice.”
Ginger Broatch - Zoe
Wesley Snipes - Blade

“- Molly: That man in the library in your house... nurse said he's in a coma from a massive stroke. That's your father, huh?
- Ray: Was. He's a vegetable now. Soon he'll be nothing.
- Molly: That's kinda harsh.
- Ray: It's a harsh world.”
Dakota Fanning - Ray
Brittany Murphy - Molly

“- Jesse Walsh: Schneider shouldn't have called you out on that last play.
- Ron Grady: Yeah, well, Schneider's got a stick up his ass today.
- Jesse Walsh: Schneider's always got a stick up his ass.”
Mark Patton - Jesse Walsh
Robert Rusler - Ron Grady

“- Wolf: Virginia, please forgive me! I... I didn't mean to be so rude, it's just that my... my cycle is-is coming on! You see, once a month, I get very irrational and angry and I just wanna pick a fight with anyone who comes near me!
- Virginia Lewis: That sounds familiar.”
Scott Cohen - Wolf
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Virginia Lewis

“The manner in which you thump out the notes without the slightest thought as to their meaning is unforgivable. And your lack of passion is unforgivable. I shall have to beat you.”

Gary Leonard Oldman - Ludwig van Beethoven

“- Cochise: When you're president of the biggest gang in the city, you don't have to take any shit.
- Ajax: Ah, fuck him!”
David Harris - Cochise
James Remar - Ajax

“- Chalmers: What did you do to this?
- Wolff: Emergency repair procedure number one.
- Chalmers: You kicked it?”
Andrea Marcovicci - Chalmers
Peter Strauss - Wolff

“Every time you talk, you say something unpleasant, so just be quiet.”
Melanie Lynskey - Rachel Wheaton

“He complained about the TV cameras, about the lighting, about the table and chairs, and the contrast of the squares on the board. His hotel room, he said, had too nice a view. None of this has anything to do with chess of course. But maybe it did. If he won, he'd be the first American world champion in history. If he lost, he'd just be another...” (continue)(continue reading)

Max Pomeranc - Josh Waitzkin

“- Ron Weasley: Hermione, you are honestly the most wonderful person I have ever met. If I'm ever rude to you...
- Hermione Granger: I'll know you've gone back to normal.”
Rupert Grint - Ron Weasley
Emma Watson - Hermione Granger

“Look, dickwad. I don't give a rat's ass about where you come from. All I care about is where you're going.”
James Woods - John Moss

“- Snake Plissken: You know where I can find Cuervo Jones?
- Skinhead: What do I look like, a fuckin' tour guide?”
Kurt Russell - Snake Plissken
Robert Carradine - Skinhead

“You are rude, crude, and thoroughly unattractive.”

Lily Tomlin - Edwina Cutwater

“You see, the great secret, Eliza, is not a question of good manners or bad manners, or any particular sort of manners, but having the same manner for all human souls. The question is not whether I treat you rudely, but whether you've ever heard me treat anyone else better.”
Rex Harrison - Professor Henry Higgins

“- Det. Hollingsworth: Good morning, Lieutenant. I've just been to the front of the boat. I got something to show you.
- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: It's a ship, Hollingsworth, not a boat, and the pointy end is the bow.
- Det. Hollingsworth: Custody hearing went badly?
- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: I don't want to talk about it.”

Clayton Rohner - Det. Hollingsworth
Tom Sizemore - Lt. Vincent D'Agosta

“I may be the cook's daughter, and my father may not be rich, but I'm a much better person than someone who feels good about herself because she makes everyone else feel bad.”
Demi Lovato - Mitchie Torres