Rudeness quotes

“- Captain Bully Hayes: If you want Ben, you don't knock on his front door.
- Nathaniel Williamson: He wouldn't answer?
- Captain Bully Hayes: He'd blow your brains out.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Captain Bully Hayes
Michael O'Keefe - Nathaniel Williamson

“- Major Otto Baumeister: You will find that in your position impertinence does not pay.
- Flying Officer Johnny Hammond: I didn't join up in this war to make money.”
Raymond Massey - Major Otto Baumeister
Ronald Reagan - Flying Officer Johnny Hammond

“- Andie: Why do they always forget my bacon?
- Jeannie Ashcroft: I can't believe you got that guy knocked out.
- Andie: Only for a few seconds.
- Lana Jong: Andie, I am loving your notes on this piece.
- Andie: [with her mouth full] Thank you, Lana.
- Lana Jong: When are you seeing him again?
- Andie: Tonight. He's inviting me over to his house...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson
Annie Parisse - Jeannie
Bebe Neuwirth - Lana Jong

“Life's full of barbaric customs. But I hope they all end with a kiss like that.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“- Thayer: Is she on something?
- Ben: God I hope so [Moves his finger in circles next to his head, to indicate that he thinks Andie is crazy].
- Andie: Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person?”

Thomas Lennon - Thayer
Matthew McConaughey - Ben Barry
Kate Hudson - Andie Anderson

“- Clarice Starling: He won't come after me.
- Ardelia Mapp: Oh really?
- Clarice Starling: He won't. I can't explain it... he... he would consider that rude.”

Jodie Foster - Clarice Starling
Kasi Lemmons - Ardelia Mapp

“You think I'm a fool? That's rude, man. You're being disrespectful and rude.”

Andy Garcia - Angel Maldonado

“- Lt. Frank Drebin: Mrs. Dillon, your son is a ruthless, cold-blooded, sadistic animal. You must be proud of him.
- Muriel: I am.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin
Kathleen Freeman - Muriel

“- Don Masseria: Charlie, you're a swell guy. But from now on, if you look the wrong way... if you even fart in the wrong direction, then you end up like Rothstein.
- Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano: Joe, you're always complaining I don't eat. If I don't eat, how am I gonna fart?”
Anthony Quinn - Don Masseria
Christian Slater - Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano

“- Lt. Jake Stone: You arrested a waiter?
- Norman Robberson: Jake, he was rude.
- Lt. Jake Stone: Norman, you can't arrest people for being rude. If you could, all of New York City would be on Death Row.”
Jack Palance - Jake Stone
Chevy Chase - Norman Robberson

“- Tony Manero: [bringing a can of paint to a customer] Okay, how much painting you planning on doing?
- Paint Store Customer: After these two rooms, I wouldn't paint my wife's ass purple.
- Tony Manero: What color is it now?
- Paint Store Customer: [offended] You wanna know what color my wife's ass is?”
John Travolta - Tony Manero
Robert Costanzo - Paint Store Customer

“You're not being rude, dear, you're just being yourself.”

Claudette Colbert - Gerry Jeffers

“- Gene Harbrough: Who's he, the town asshole?
- Jonathan Bellah: Yeah. And he's really good at it, too.”

Chris Nash - Gene Harbrough
Doug McKeon - Jonathan Bellah

“- Ronald Miller: Here is the primate example. You raise a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great!
- Chuckie Miller: Chillin!
- David Miller: Shut up, Chuck!
- Chuckie Miller: I was talking to Ma!
- Rons Mom: Shut up, Chuck!”
Patrick Dempsey - Ronald Miller
Seth Green - Chuckie Miller
Dennis Dugan - David Miller
Cloyce Morrow - Judy Miller

“- Clark Kent: Excuse me sir, you're sitting in my seat.
- Rocky: Your seat's in there, four eyes.
- Clark Kent: Somebody ought to teach you some manners, sir.
- Rocky: Oh, yeah? Well, let me know when he comes in.”

Christopher Reeve - Clark Kent
Pepper Martin - Rocky

“- North: Where the hell are my parents?
- Winchell: North, did you say the word 'hell'? The summer's really broadened you.
- North: Winchell, I've got exactly 10 minutes to find my parents and if you don't tell me where they are, I'll show you how the summer's broadened me you little asshole!”
Elijah Wood - North
Matthew McCurley - Winchell

“- Daisy: Jesus Christ, these shoes are killing me.
- Leona: Daisy, do you have to talk like that?
- Daisy: I'm sorry, I meant to say 'These fucking shoes are killing me'.”
Julia Roberts - Daisy
Conchata Ferrell - Leona

“- Chastity Pariah: Listen, young lady. I don't know who your are or where you came from, but you most certainly don't fit in this town. Why, you don't even fit in that dress.
- Elvira: Listen, sister. If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.”
Edie McClurg - Chastity Pariah
Cassandra Peterson - Elvira

“- Long-haired Jock: Aren't you that chick who's having sex with that college guy?
- Eden: [annoyed] No.
- Long-haired Jock: Wanna be?
- Jessica: She's not interested, so why don't you just back off?
- Long-haired Jock: Oh, Ok, Grandpa. What are you, a pimp and these are your skank hoes?! [Jessica slaps him hard]
- Long-haired Jock: You and me,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chase Penny - Long Haired Jock
Sam Doumit - Eden
Rob Schneider - Jessica

“- Peggy Blane: I thought it was an accident. Why are you asking me all these weird questions?
- Sgt. Rita Pompano: Are my questions weird, Detective Rollins?
- Rollins: Rude, maybe, but not weird.”
Mary-Louise Parker - Peggy Blane
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Sgt. Rita Pompano
Ray McKinnon - Rollins

“You burp and guys think its adorable. You puke and they line up to hold your hair back.”
Janeane Garofalo - Abby

“- Eva: What a prick.
- Jody: But he was really nice about it.
- Eva: Being nice when you say something pricky is even prickier.”
Zoe Saldana - Eva
Amanda Schull - Jody

“Why don't you just tie a mattress to your back? You don't care where it is, do you?”

Michael Beck - Swan

“- Mrs. Kovic: Don't say penis in this house!
- Ron Kovic: Penis! Penis! Big fucking erect penis, mom!”
Caroline Kava - Mrs. Kovic
Tom Cruise - Ron Kovic

“- Lt. Carmen Ibanez: Johnny, wait...
- Zander Barcalow: Forget it, Ensign. He's mobile infantry. When you're paid to kill it doesn't pay to be polite.
- Johnny Rico: You got something to say about mobile infantry?
- Zander Barcalow: You heard me. You want to make something of it... private?
- Johnny Rico: No, sir, not with an officer. The mobile...” (continue)(continue reading)

Denise Richards - Lt. Carmen Ibanez
Patrick Muldoon - Zander Barcalow
Casper Van Dien - Johnny Rico