Rules quotes

“- Tom Bishop: I thought spies drank martinis.
- Nathan Muir: Scotch, never less than twelve years old.
- Tom Bishop: Is that right? Agency rules?
- Nathan Muir: My rules.”
Brad Pitt - Tom Bishop
Robert Redford - Nathan Muir

“Since you've insisted on me staying, you should know I intend to do my job by the book which means we don't run errands, we don't make snacks and we don't check our guns at the door. Now if you don't like any of this, I suggest you call Washington and get yourself a new man.”

Nicolas Cage - Doug Chesnic

“- Mrs. Dempsey: Mrs. Cox would never allow us. It's against the rules.
- Mr. Bloom: Rules? Did rules ever stop a child from playing?”
Helen Shaw - Mrs. Dempsey
Scatman Crothers - Mr. Bloom

“- David Starsky: This is a Ford Grand Torino. It's not some crappy camper slash apartment. There are rules.
- Ken Hutchinson: Okay, okay.
- David Starsky: You do not bang on the hood. You never, under any circumstances, drive. And you will certainly not put your coffee mug on the roof of the car. In fact, no coffee in the car whatsoever. Coffee...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ben Stiller - David Starsky
Owen Wilson - Ken Hutchinson

“The past will come back to bite you in the ass. Whatever you think you know about the past, forget it. The past is not at rest. Any sins you think were committed in the past are about to break out and destroy you.”

Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“My world, my rules.”
Jennifer Lopez - Catharine Deane

“Don't even think about bullying me, old man. I'm not a member of your gentleman's club. I don't have to play by the rules.”

Gerard McSorley - Sir Kenneth Curtiss

“I live by my own code.”
Warner Oland - Mr. Henry Chang

“- Miss Evelyn Togar: What do you have to say for yourself, young lady?
- Riff Randell: I've seen the errors of my ways. I'd just like to say to all students everywhere that you may think the school is yours for a while, but it's always run by the principal and her administration.”
Mary Woronov - Miss Evelyn Togar
P.J. Soles - Riff Randell

“Control, vision, determination. These are the three fundamental components of the new generation race car driver. Speed is a byproduct. Going fast. But remember: The car is you, you are the car. Okay? Let's ride!”
Nicolas Cage - Memphis Raines

“The first and most important rule of gun-running is to never get shot with your own merchandise.”
Nicolas Cage - Yuri Orlov

“The rules are... there ain't no rules!”
Dennis Stewart - Leo

“Harry, I'm droppin the hammer.”
Tom Cruise - Cole Trickle

“Shit, man. I didn't want for this to happen. I tried for it not to happen; Navy's got rules about it not happening but it's like this force that's got hold of me... I love her.”
Josh Lucas - Lt. Ben Gannon

“Everyone has to ask the question, am I a sucker or what. I mean we all play the game, but who makes up the rules?”
Eugene Roche - Ed McGrath

“- Scary Spice: I'll move that fairground horse to there. Sort that out!
- Ginger Spice: You can't do that!
- Scary Spice: Says who?
- Ginger Spice: Says Mr. Chess! It's been in the rules for thousands of years!
- Scary Spice: Well I'm gonna break the rules and set this little fairground horse free amonst all these little square fields, like that.”

Melanie Brown - Scary Spice
Geri Horner - Ginger Spice

“Sometimes you gotta break the rules. You never know when you're gonna get something inspired.”
Marc Blucas - James Lansome

“You got your rules. We got ours.”
Sylvester Stallone - Frank

“Never broke into a car, never hotwired a car. Never broke into a truck. 'I shall not cause harm to any vehicle nor the personal contents thereof, nor through inaction let the personal contents thereof come to harm'. It's what I call the Repo Code, kid!”
Harry Dean Stanton - Bud

“Moscow rules. No second chances, no mistakes.”
Ralph Brown - Jeremy Collins

“The first rule about friends is they have to trust each other.”

Dana Delany - Susan Barnes

“- Jackie Moon: Nothing in the rulebook that says you can't play drunk.
- Dick Pepperfield: Well actually there is.”
Will Ferrell - Jackie Moon
Andrew Daly - Dick Pepperfield

“- Charlie: Wait... wait... wait!
- Gus: No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Rule number four: never return to the scene of the crime!
- Charlie: It's Josie's card, I left it by the phone.
- Gus: Rule number five, if your partner turns out to be an idiot, forget rule number four.”

David Schwimmer - Charlie
Simon Pegg - Gus

“Thunderdome's simple. Get to the weapons, use them any way you can. I know you won't break the rules, there aren't any.”
Edwin Hodgeman - Dr. Dealgood

“As we always say at the Guest House Paradiso: have fun, don't go in the water if you know what's good for you and try not to get shit on the sheets.”
Rik Mayall - Richard Twat