Rules quotes

“I know what you always say: 'Everything by the book'. But what if this ain't in the book? Going by the book won't solve it.”

Angela Bassett - Det. Rita Veder

“- Kay: Arquillian battle rules, kid. First we get an ultimatum, then a warning shot, then we have a galactic standard week to respond.
- Jay: A galactic standard week? How the hell long is that?
- Kay: One hour.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay
Will Smith - Jay

“It's kind of fun, isn't it? Breaking the rules.”

Emma Watson - Hermione Granger

“- Rose Zsigmond: I don't suppose your father gave you permission to pierce your ears?
- Vada Sultenfuss: Not exactly.
- Rose Zsigmond: Well, just don't shave your legs. Your father will never let you visit us again if I send you back hairless and full of holes.”
Christine Ebersole - Rose Zsigmond
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

- Mathilda: Do you "clean" anyone?
- Léon: No women, no kids, that's the rules.
Natalie Portman - Mathilda
Jean Reno - Leon

Since there's a water scarcity on the island, we kind of abide by the “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down” policy.

Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker

“That's the second rule of police work. If you want to keep a secret, don't tell the boss.”
Sir Sean Connery - Jim Malone

“There isn't any rule that says I can't come over here and fart on your entree.”
Dennis Farina - Henry Desalvo

“- Sid: You've got Maverick, all right? He's on the edge, man. He's right on the fucking line, all right? And you've got Iceman, and all his crew. They're gay, they represent the gay man, all right? And they're saying, go, go the gay way, go the gay way. He could go both ways.
- Duane: What about Kelly McGillis?
- Sid: Kelly McGillis, she's...” (continue)(continue reading)

Quentin Tarantino - Sid
Todd Field - Duane

“Rule number one: In my van, it's Rush. All Rush, all the time. No exceptions. Rule number two: Nobody touch the red button. And I mean never touch the red button. Most importantly, rule number three: There's no jerking it in my van!”
Dan Fogler - Hutch

“- Gabby: Slumber house rules?
- Julie: Oh for the love of carbs do we have to?”
Jane Lynch - Gabby
Alexa PenaVega - Julie

“Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.”
Norman Reedus - Murphy MacManus

“- Flight Attendant: Sir, we have a policy on this airline that if a bag is this large we take...
- Greg Focker: Okay you know what, take your scrubby little paws off my bag, okay? It's not like I have a bomb in here. It's not like I wanna blow up the plane. I just want to store my bag according to your safety regulations.
- Flight Attendant: Sir...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“You took a bullet for the President of the United States. And in the 25 years since, you haven't even made shift supervisor on a presidential detail, and that I know you wanted. But they don't put guys who bend the rules, not even a little bit, in charge of P.P.D.”
Kiefer Sutherland - David Breckinridge

“- Optimus Prime: You know we don't harm humans! What is with you?
- Ironhide: I'm just saying we could. It's an option.”
Peter Cullen - Optimus Prime
Jess Harnell - Ironhide

“He's turning this park into a boot camp, with me getting the boot.”
Daws Butler - Yogi Bear

“Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club!”
Brad Pitt - Tyler Durden

“Rules are rules. Am I supposed to change them because you sitting across there screaming?”
James Pickens Jr. - Supervisor

“- Ben Greene: Sadie, what's the first rule for being an agent?
- Sadie: Never forget an actor killed Lincoln.
- Ben Greene: Head of the class!”
Burgess Meredith - Ben Greene
Lillian Randolph - Sadie

“What's the first rule in life? What's the first rule in life above all others? What is the first commandment the Lord God gave us? Don't mess with Hoppy. Just don't mess with him.”
Sean Combs - Hollywood Nicky

“We both have our codes, Vanya. Yours, one of the State. Mine, one of thieves.”
Ed O'Ross - Viktor Rostavili

“- Niki Lauda: Do you fly?
- James Hunt: No.
- Niki Lauda: You should try. It's good for discipline. You have to stay within the rules, stick with regulations, suppress the ego. It helps with the racing.”
Daniel Brühl - Niki Lauda

“- Lefty: There's the boss. And, under him, there's the skipper. You know how this works?
- Donnie Brasco: Yeah, it's like in the army.
- Lefty: Bullshit. The army is some guy you don't know telling you to go whack some other guy you don't know.”
Al Pacino - Lefty
Johnny Depp - Donnie Brasco

“Anyone including the main character can die. This means you, Syd. I'm sorry. It's the final chapter. It could be fucking 'Reservoir Dogs' by the time this thing is through.”

Jamie Kennedy - Randy Meeks

“Gentlemen? It is my job to keep you alive on this expedition, and I need your help to do that. Since I don't have time to properly train you, I'm laying down three simple rules. One: no one goes anywhere alone, ever. Two: everyone must maintain constant communication. Three: unexpected things are gonna happen. When they do, no one tries to be a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sanaa Lathan - Alexa Woods