Rules quotes

“The three keys of coolness in high school: one: don’t try hard at anything. Okay? Two: make fun of people who do try. Three: be handsome. Four: if anyone steps you on the first day of school, you punch them directly in the face. Five: drive a kick-ass car.”

Channing Tatum - Jenko

“- Ned: I don't want you dancing with college kids. Period.
- Jonah: What are they gonna do? Rape me?”

Liev Schreiber - Ned
Ezra Miller - Jonah

“- Andy: We all know Benjamin's three simple rules to safety. One, safety to humans. Two, safety to people's property. And three, make a good movie.
- Casey: Yeah, too bad he can't seem to get rule three right.”

Mo Fischer - Andy
Will Keenan - Casey Kaufman

“- Swiss Border Guard: Our orders are to check everyone's papers, even children.
- Sophie: Couldn't you relax the rules for a bit? All he wants to do is to come into your country and overthrow the government and then rush right out again.”

Matt Patresi - Swiss Border Guard
Joan Plowright - Sophie

“Don't give me no rules. All I got are rules.”
Joaquin Phoenix - John R. Cash

“Mr Hunter, we have rules that are not open to interpretation, personal intuition, gut feelings, hairs on the back of your neck, little devils or angels sitting on your shoulder. We're all very well aware of what our orders are and what those orders mean. They come down from our Commander in Chief. They contain no ambiguity.”

Gene Hackman - Ramsey

“- Billy Hope: I can handle the rules, man, I'll handle the rules.
- Tick Wills: No playing around, no being late. None of that.
- Billy Hope: Yeah, fuck it, I'm in.
- Tick Wills: No swearing. Did I tell you no swearing?”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Billy Hope
Forest Whitaker - Thick Willis

“This is college, there's only two things you can't do: smoke in the building and use your phone in my class.”
George Takei - Dr. Matsutani

“- Agent 23: If you don't follow the rules here then what are we?
- The Chief: I'm telling you what we're not, we're not people who jam staples into other people's heads, that's CIA crap.”
The Rock - Agent 23
Alan Arkin - The Chief

- "Candy" Johnson: We're gonna play a little game called committing suicide.
- Brazos Hearn: What are the rules?
- "Candy" Johnson: One of us shoots himself.
- Brazos Hearn: And the other?
- "Candy" Johnson: Laughs his sides off.
Clark Gable - "Candy" Johnson
Albert Dekker - Brazos Hearn

“There's too many rules in this house.”
Mickey Rourke - Michael Bosworth

“- Dr. Kate McTiernan: Why am I here?
- Det. Nick Ruskin: You're here to fall in love, to experience love. But now I need you to listen very carefully, and take what I say very seriously, alright? Don't try to escape. Don't cry out for help. And do not try any of your kickboxing. Now I'll do what I can to help you not break these rules, but if...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ashley Judd - Dr. Kate McTiernan
Cary Elwes - Det. Nick Ruskin

“The First Law of the Varda is to use greater force against itself.”
Richard Thomas - Shad

“I like to have a regimen. I don't like to be fancy free.”
Eugene Levy

“The formula is the star. I couldn't work inside that formula.”
Dianne Wiest

“- Lilo: Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you're stealing.
- Cobra Bubbles: Aliens are all about rules.”
Daveigh Chase - Lilo
Ving Rhames - Cobra Bubbles

“The Institute's code of honor is a simple one. A cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, nor tolerate those who do. It is a simple code, but it is a stern code. There are no second chances here. One is either an honorable man or one is not! And the Institute does not forgive. Make no mistake, gentlemen. Life here is hard. But the Institute's unique...” (continue)(continue reading)
G.D. Spradlin - Gen. Bentley Durrell

“- Kate: What are we going to do about work?
- Nick: What we always do. You tell me what to do and then I'll go behind your back and do whatever I want.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Kate
Aaron Eckhart - Nick

“- E.L.: Well, there are these rules that guys have, an understanding as to what exactly constitutes cheating. Take your situation for example: it's not cheating. It's never cheating when you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
- Kyle: That makes no sense.
- E.L.: Hey, don't look at me Kyle, ok, I didn't make up the rules.”
Seann William Scott - E. L.
DJ Qualls - Kyle

“- Anton Chigurh: And you know what's going to happen now. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it.
- Carson Wells: You go to hell.
- Anton Chigurh: Alright. Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?”
Javier Bardem - Anton Chigurh

“- 1st Lieutenant Steve Phelps: That's not the correct procedure...
- Captain Jerry Lawson: Screw the procedure, I want somebody on the goddamn phone before I kill 20 million people!”
Michael Madsen - Steve
John Spencer - Jerry

“You don't defeat an empire fighting by their rules. Once upon a time it was the Americans who were terrorists to the British. They're forgetting their history already.”
Saïd Taghmaoui - Omar

“Rule number one: Keep your eye on the wire and have feet like a monkey. Rule number two: It's always good to wear underwear when you're up this high, otherwise you could attract a sizable crowd. That brings us to rule number three. Rule number three... what's rule number three? I always forget rule number three. Rule number one: eyes and feet,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ed E. Carroll - The Thief

“Just runnin' reds and killin' peds.”
Joseph Gordon-Levitt - Wilee

“- Private Ryan: Uh sir? Where am I to be during all this?
- Captain Miller: No more than two feet away from me. And that's not negotiable.”
Matt Damon - Private Ryan
Tom Hanks - Captain Miller