Rules quotes

“- Calhoun: Do you know what the first rule of Hero's Duty is, soldier?
- Ralph: No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?”
Jane Lynch - Calhoun
John C. Reilly - Ralph

“- Peter Highman: If you are going to travel with me, we have to set a few ground rules. First off, no asking me any questions. Second, if you fall asleep for any reason other than that you are in a bed and it's nighttime, I will strangle you. Third, if you are allergic to waffles, don't eat them.
- Ethan Tremblay: Then don't take me to a Waffle...” (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Downey Jr. - Peter Highman
Zach Galifianakis - Ethan Tremblay

“We spend a lot of time trying to organize the world. We build clocks and calendars and we try to predict the weather. But what part of our life is truly under our control? What if we choose to exist purely in a reality of our own making? Does that render us insane? And if it does, isn't that better than a life of despair?”
Russell Crowe - John Brennan

“- Todd: You're a terrible father. You let me eat cake and lollipops for breakfast every day.
- Donny: That's what you asked for!
- Todd: You are supposed to say no!”
Andy Samberg - Todd
Adam Sandler - Donny

“She broke the cardinal rule. Don't fuck with people that handle your food.”
Ryan Reynolds - Monty

“- Batman: Batman's life lesson number two. Vigilantes don't have bedtimes.
- Robin: Yes! So, what's the vigilante policy on cookies?
- Batman: Unlimited!”
Will Arnett - Batman
Michael Cera - Robin

“If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!”
Rip Torn - Patches O'Houlihan

“Bad language, chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys and anything spicy. Abortion is also illegal, but then again so is pregnancy if you don't have a licence.”

Sandra Bullock - Lenina Huxley

“The first rule of being a spy is not to be in love with your partner.”
Gal Gadot - Natalie Jones

“- Worker Ant #1: I'm lost! Where's the line? It just went away. What do I do? What do I do?
- Worker Ant #2: Help!
- Worker Ant #3: We'll be stuck here forever!
- Mr. Soil: Do not panic, do not panic. We are trained professionals. Now, stay calm. We are going around the leaf.”
Roddy McDowall - Mr. Soil

“The first rule is, show the client a good time. The second rule, forget all the other rules.”
Vince Vaughn - Dan Trunkman

“- Jen Yu: It must exciting to be a fighter, to be totally free.
- Yu Shu Lien: Fighters have rules, too. Friendship, trust, integrity. Always keep your promise. Without rules we wouldn't survive long.”
Zhang Ziyi - Jen Yu
Michelle Yeoh - Yu Shu Lien

“Rules of engagement: one, whoever sees the other person first is the winner; two, whoever gets seen first is toast.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Brad Little

“Wait a minute. No way! Wait a hot shittin minute. Rule 1: no relative of mine is going to eat hot dogs as long as he is sharing my cabin.”
Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“Here's the game and here are the rules. You've got your hostages and you've got your bombs, so you can get your money. I'm gonna try to stop you, but I don't want anyone to get hurt. You stop me, you win. I get your bombs, I win. That's the game I'm gonna play, you piece of shit. Now, if you touch her, the game's off. Then I'll come after you....” (continue)(continue reading)

Jean-Claude Van Damme - Darren McCord

“I never took anyone in the helicopter. Never had sex in my own bed. Never slept next to anyone. Ever! Only you.”

Jamie Dornan - Christian Grey

“- Captain Richard Phillips: You had thirty thousand dollars, and a way to Somalia. It wasn't enough?
- Muse: I got bosses. They got rules.
- Captain Richard Phillips: We all got bosses.”
Tom Hanks - Captain Richard Phillips
Barkhad Abdi - Muse

“The first rule of eye makeup is that you can never wear enough blue eye shadow.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Shelly DeVoto

“Put your seatbelt on, boy. I don't ride with anybody 'less they wear their seatbelt. It's one of my rules.”
Sy Richardson - Lite

“What is below, stays below. That is the Law.”
Doug Bradley - Dirk Lylesberg

“- Turner: You know, I admit to be a little jealous when we talk. Go where you want. Eat when you want. Nobody telling you what to do or how to do it. It's definitely not the Army way.
- Jack Reacher: Exactly.”
Cobie Smulders - Turner
Tom Cruise - Jack Reacher

“- Banks: I'm the Daddy here, I run this wing. You pay yer dues like the rest. Payday, you deliver a quarter of your snout to Stripey 'ere, every week on the dot.
- Davis: I don't smoke.
- Banks: You fuckin' well do now, slag! There's no dolly mixtures here, poofter! I'm the Daddy and don't you ever forget it, right?”
John Blundell - Banks
Julian Firth - Davis

“- Nicole: Would you like me to stay behind and help you?
- Clouseau: That is a generous offer, Nicole. But I am quite sensitive to office gender politics. And in today's world, the slightest gesture can be misinterpreted as harrasment. And it is late, and I would prefer not to put you or me into that delicate situation.”
Emily Mortimer - Nicole
Steve Martin - Clouseau

“There is a certain combination of anarchy and discipline in the way I work.”
Robert De Niro

“He cannot, like Hitler, scrape from the conscience the knowledge that right is right and wrong is wrong, or dig holes in their heads to plant his own ten commandments: steal from thy neighbor, cheat thy neighbor, kill thy neighbor.”

J. Carrol Naish - Giuseppe