Santa claus quotes

“- Detective Nunzio: Look, I know you're Scott Calvin. You know you're Scott Calvin. So let's make this simple: I say, name, you say, Scott Calvin. Name?
- Scott Calvin: Kriss Kringle.
- Detective Nunzio: Name?
- Scott Calvin: Sinterklaas.
- Detective Nunzio: Name!
- Scott Calvin: Père Noël. Babbo Natale. Pelz-Nickel... Topo Gigio!
- Detective...” (continue)(continue reading)

Larry Brandenburg - Detective Nunzio
Tim Allen - Scott Calvin

“I'm not just a whimsical figure who wears a charming suit and affects a jolly demeanor. You know, I I I'm a symbol. I'm a symbol of the human ability to be able to suppress the selfish and hateful tendencies that rule the major part of our lives. If you can't believe, if you can't accept anything on faith, then you're doomed for a life dominated...” (continue)(continue reading)

Richard Attenborough - Kris Kringle

“My penis is like Santa Claus, I don’t have to see it, I just need to believe it exists.”
Ashton Kutcher - Walden Schmidt

“Claustrophobic? Who would ever be afraid of Santa Clause?”
Manny Jacinto - Jason Mendoza

“- Doris Walker: Would you please tell her that you're not really Santa Claus, that actually is no such person?
- Kris Kringle: Well, I hate to disagree with you, but not only is there such a person, but here I am to prove it.”
Maureen O'Hara - Doris Walker
Edmund Gwenn - Kris Kringle

“- Fred Gailey: All my life I've wondered something, and now's my chance to find out. I'm going to find the answer to a question that's puzzled the world for centuries. Does Santa Claus sleep with his whiskers outside or in?
- Kris Kringle: Always sleep with them out. Cold air makes them grow.”
John Payne - Fred Gailey
Edmund Gwenn - Kris Kringle

“- Fred Gailey: Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus. The Post Office has delivered them. Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the Federal Governent, recognizes this man Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus.
- Judge Henry X. Harper: Uh, since the United States Government declares this man to...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Payne - Fred Gailey
Gene Lockhart - Judge Henry X. Harper

“I usually specialize in stuff you can wrap.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Santa

“Mommy, you shouldn't have said that. It's naughty to say bad things about old people. Santa Claus will punish you!”
Jonathan Best - Billy at 5

“If this works, I'm a hero. If not... well, maybe Santa can bring me some nice warm PJs for juvenile hall.”
Ethan Embry - Ethan O'Fallon

“Hallie, you can ask for toys, parakeets, hair care products, I don't care. But you may not ask for anything to do with interpersonal relationships! Got it? This is Santa Claus, not Dear Abby.”
Ethan Embry - Ethan O'Fallon

“- Sgt. FrankTree: You think the Japanese believe in Santy Claus?
- Crowd: No!
- Sgt. FrankTree: Well, instead of turkey for your Christmas dinner, how would you like to have raw fish heads and rice?
- Crowd: No!”

Dan Aykroyd - Sgt. Frank Tree

“Santa's in the slammer! We gotta get him out! Is vagrancy a capital crime?”
Jim Varney - Ernest P. Worrell

“If this court finds that Mr. Kringle is not who he says he is, that there is no Santa, I ask the court to judge which is worse: A lie that draws a smile or a truth that draws a tear.”
Dylan McDermott - Bryan Bedford

“- Kris Kringle: You think I'm a fraud, don't you?
- Dorey Walker: Fraud is a bit too strong of a word.
- Kris Kringle: But you don't believe in me.
- Dorey Walker: I believe that Christmas is for children.
- Kris Kringle: Well your daughter doesn't believe in me, either.
- Dorey Walker: I don't think that there's any harm in not believing in a...” (continue)(continue reading)

Richard Attenborough - Kris Kringle
Elizabeth Perkins - Dorey Walker

“- Dorey Walker: Would you be our Santa Claus?
- Kris Kringle: Uh, me?
- Dorey Walker: Well, do you have any experience?
- Kris Kringle: Well just a little.”

Elizabeth Perkins - Dorey Walker
Richard Attenborough - Kris Kringle

“Look, it don't matter a hill of beans what happens to me but the world couldn't afford it if anything happened to you. Now stay put.”

Lee Majors - Himself

“- Father (Jim): Need a ride, Santa Claus?
- Killer Santa: Oh, no, not exactly.
- Father (Jim): What's the problem?
- Killer Santa: Oh, there's no problem. It's just that I've run into a bit of lolly luck.”
Geoff Hansen - Father (Jim)
Charles Dierkop - Killer Santa

“We invite you to ask yourself this one simple question: Do you believe in Santa Claus?”
William Windom - C.F. Cole

“This guy ain't dangerous. He may be off his rails a bit, but he ain't nothing. And if he wants to call himself Santa Claus, then God bless him.”

Horatio Sanz - Orderly

“- Killer Santa: What's the matter, you don't like Santa Claus?
- Mr. Levitt: Well, it's good for business, bad for my stomach. It's a lot of phony sentiment, you know what I am saying.”
Charles Dierkop - Killer Santa
Eric Hart - Mr. Levitt (Storekeeper)

“- Katya: You have bewitched my family. My children think all you British are Santa Claus in beautiful tweed clothes.
- Barley: There's no Santa Claus. Nobody is what it seems. Except you.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Katya
Sir Sean Connery - Barley

“Mr. Collins, I hope you've taken down that old TV antenna. I ripped my pants on it last year.”

Richard Attenborough - Kris Kringle

“Now look, Hallie, you can ask for toys, parakeets, hair care products, I don't care. But you may not ask for anything to do with interpersonal relationships! Got it? This is Santa Claus, not Dear Abby.”
Ethan Embry - Ethan O'Fallon

“The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms...” (continue)(continue reading)
Phoebe Cates - Kate Beringer