Seduction quotes

“God, every day I pray for you to give me the patience of Job, the wisdom of Solomon. And what do you give me? You give me the endless equivocations... of a beautiful, young woman!”
John Rhys-Davies - Mordecai

“- Grace Faraday: What's your racket, handsome?
- Sgt. Jerry Wooters: I'm a bible salesman.
- Grace Faraday: Want to take me away from all this and make an honest woman out of me?
- Sgt. Jerry Wooters: No ma'am, I was just hoping to take you to bed.”
Emma Stone - Grace Faraday
Ryan Gosling - Sgt. Jerry Wooters

Let's just get this straight. You're 20-something years old, you have no job, no money, very few prospects. You haven't been seen in the vicinity of anything which even faintly resembles a member of the opposite sex in over 6 months. And yet you sit here and tell us that you have some kind of special thing that makes the other side go "gaga".... (continue)(continue reading)

Alex Menglet - Taylor

“- Pearl: I wouldn't want no policeman to catch me without no petticoat.
- Lady Lou: No policeman? How about a nice fireman?”
Louise Beavers - Pearl
Mae West - Lady Lou

“- Malkina: To see quarry, killed with elegance, it's just moving to me.
- Banker: Is it sexual?
- Malkina: Yes, of course. A thing like that is always sexual. The hunter has grace, beauty, and purity of heart to be found nowhere else. You can make no distinction between what they are and what they do. And what they do is kill. We, of course, are...” (continue)(continue reading)
Cameron Diaz - Malkina
Goran Visnjic - Banker

“I'm gonna go jump in the tub and get all slippery and soapy and then hop in that waterbed and watch X-rated movies 'till you get your ass back in my lovn' arms.”
Patricia Arquette - Alabama Whitman

“I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin' a heart attack, then lay back down and remain limp and still. Of course, these days even a flutter was kinda reassurin'.”

Bruce Campbell - Elvis Presley

“- Victor: The food was... it was very good. Beatrice didn't tell you?
- Valentine Louzon: She was nervous you wouldn't like her cooking. I always told her the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. One of the ways. She'll keep you well fed, that's for sure.”
Colin Farrell - Victor
Isabelle Huppert - Valentine Louzon

“You, Mr. Freddie Mays, you had to go swimming in her eyes. Dancing in her hair. You had to slip into her mouth, slide over her tongue. Fall down her throat, deep down into her belly. Right into her blood. You had to fall asleep wrapped around her beautiful, beating heart.”
Malcom McDowell - Gangster 55

“I'm going to arrest her for disturbing the peace... pause... in my pants!”
Peter Dante - Officer Dante

“- Morgan Philip: Remember, when you go out not to put too much makeup otherwise the boys will get the wrong idea 
and you know how they are...They're only after one thing.
- Giselle: What's that?
- Morgan Philip: I don't know. Nobody will tell me.”
Rachel Covey - Morgan Philip
Amy Adams - Giselle

“- Cheryl King: Will you sleep with me?
- Wyatt Earp: Cheryl, I'm old enough to be your father.
- Cheryl King: Wyatt, you're old enough to be my grandfather. Now answer the question.”
Mariel Hemingway - Cheryl King
James Garner - Wyatt Earp

“- Keith Frazier: You got a card, in case I need to call you?
- Madeleiene White: Please don't take this personally, but no. I don't think you can afford me.
- Keith Frazier: Well, don't take this personally, Miss White. Kiss my black ass, okay?
- Madeleiene White: Careful, Detective. My bite is much worse than my bark.”
Denzel Washington - Detective Keith Frazier
Jodie Foster - Madeleine White

“- Alex McDonough: Look at this: sixteen depositions from women who claim to have slept with you over the last year and a half!
- Larry Valentine: Just sixteen? Thank God the five hundred other ones couldn't read or write.”
Jessica Biel - Alex McDonough
Kevin James - Larrie Valentine

“- Julia: It's discouraged for campaigns to interact. For instance, if one speechwriter were to date another, they might reveal something crucial about the campaign. Some campaigns have spies for just this purpose, whose job it is to follow the speechwriter, and to seduce her...
- Kevin: Or him...
- Julia: Into revealing her secrets.”
Geena Davis - Julia
Michael Keaton - Kevin

“- Jessica Kamen: I'm not your type, huh?
- Liu Jian: I don't have a type.”
Bridget Fonda - Jessica Kamen
Jet Li - Liu Jian

“- Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: Have you ever done it in a dentist's chair?
- Nick Hendricks: Well, you go there and I'll just go to the men's room for a minute.
- Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: You're quite welcome to do that on me.”
Jennifer Aniston - Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.
Jason Bateman - Nick Hendricks

“You are a goddess. You wind me up inside.”

Jude Law - Gigolo Joe

“- Danny: I haven't got a problem getting women. I've got this thing I do that makes them go gaga.
- Otis: How exactly do you mean... gaga?
- Danny: Gaga. Insane, beserk, talking in tongues, you know... gaga.
- Milo: Like some sort of secret weapon?
- Flip: Some kind of weird sideways movement?
- Danny: I can't really say, Flip, but it's pretty...” (continue)(continue reading)
Noah Taylor - Danny
Torquil Neilson - Otis
Damian Walshe-Howling - Milo
Brett Stewart - Flip

“Stroke a man's dick, you get him for one night. Stroke a man's ego, you get him for life.”
Nicki Aycox - Grace

“- Lucille: Alky can't make a fool of me. I want to go places. I want to do things. I want freedom, I want liberty, I want justice...
- Groucho: Madam, you're making history. In fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.”
Thelma Todd - Lucille
Groucho Marx - Groucho

“Ladies, please avert your eyes... 'cause I've been known to hypnotize.”
Robin Williams - Lovelace

“- Peter: Why didn't you take off all your clothes? You could have stopped forty cars.
- Ellie: I'll remember that when we need forty cars.”

Clark Gable - Peter
Claudette Colbert - Ellie

“- LaBoeuf: You give out very little sugar with your pronouncements. While I sat there watchin' I gave some thought to stealin' a kiss... though you are very young, and sick... and unattractive to boot. But now I have a mind to give you five or six good licks with my belt.
- Mattie Ross: One would be just as unpleasant as the other.”
Matt Damon - LaBoeuf
Hailee Steinfeld - Mattie Ross

“- Charlie Gordon: Why are you sterilizing your trousers?
- Herb Sullivan: I'm steaming them.
- Charlie Gordon: Oh, then what are you gonna' do, eat 'em with garlic butter?
- Herb Sullivan: It takes the wrinkles out, you imbecile!
- Charlie Gordon: Huh! When a man is steaming his pants at midnight, it generally means there's a broad.”
Walter Matthau - Charlie Gordon
Jack Lemmon - Herb Sullivan