Seduction quotes

“- Jean Maitland: I didn't like the way he looked at me.
- Annie: You should be glad he looked at you at all.
- Jean Maitland: He kinda makes you feel like you ought to run home and put on a tin overcoat.”
Ginger Rogers - Jean Maitland
Ann Miller - Annie

“I believe that the way to a man's heart is not through his stomach. It's a little further south.”
Bill Engvall - Himself

“I've been trained to dismantle a bomb in the pitch black with nothing but a safety pin and a Junior Mint, I think I can get you in and out of some clothes without... looking. I'm not saying that's what I did.”
Tom Cruise - Roy Miller

“- Merton: You want me to seduce a dying girl? And what makes you think she'll just leave me all her money?
- Kate Croy: I know her. I know how she loves.”
Linus Roache - Merton
Helena Bonham Carter - Kate Croy

“- Congressman Doyle: Are you asking this committe to believe that you attended the meeting of a communist organization because of a girl?
- Peter Appleton: Yes, sir... I'm sure that even a majority counselor like yourself has familiar with the concept of impressing a girl!”
Hal Holbrook - Congressman Doyle
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“- Hugo: Give her some slack, then reel her in. Then give her some slack...
- Laverne: Knock it off, Hugo. She's a girl, not a mackerel.”
Jason Alexander - Hugo
Mary Wickes - Laverne

“- Jamie Sullivan: Are you trying to seduce me?
- Landon Carter: Why? Are you seducible?”
Mandy Moore - Jamie Sullivan
Shane West - Landon Carter

“You know what kind of guy you attract like that? You attract the guy with his pants around his ass at the mall.”
Jon Favreau - Joey

“- Anne Boleyn: They say all his liaisons are soon over. He blows hot, he blows cold...
- Thomas Boleyn: Perhaps you could imagine a way to keep his interests more... prolonged?”

Natalie Dormer - Anne Boleyn:
Nick Dunning - Thomas Boleyn

“Anyone who doesn't appreciate poetry doesn't understand that it's all about seduction.”

Michael Rosenbaum - Lex Luthor

- Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol: So I'm two inches away from her. Her luscious lips part. Just as I'm about to kiss her, she looks at me and she says, "What's your name?".
- Marc: Gogol Ganguli.
- Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol: End of seduction 101.
Kal Penn - Nikhil a.k.a. Gogol
Justin Rosini - Marc

“This sucks. I can't believe I'm the only one who didn't hook up while we were here. Europe is officially the worst country on earth.”
Jacob Pitts - Cooper Harris

“- Violet: I'm trying to seduce you.
- Corky: Why?
- Violet: Because I want to. I've wanted to ever since I saw you that day in the elevator. I know you don't believe me, but I can prove it to you. You can't believe what you see. But you can believe... what you feel. I've been thinking about you all day.”
Jennifer Tilly - Violet
Gina Gershon - Corky

“- Julie: You have so many great books.
- Dex: The better to seduce you with.
- Julie: What?
- Dex: The better to deduce the truth with.”
Dana Goodman - Julie
Donal Logue - Dex

“- Det. Sherman: Think you could go for a babe with a dick?
- Det. Frank Keller: Depends on her personality, really.”
John Goodman - Det. Sherman
Al Pacino - Det. Frank Keller

“- Matt Murdock: So does every guy have to go through this just to find out your name?
- Elektra Natchios: You should try asking for my number.”
Ben Affleck - Matt Murdock
Jennifer Garner - Elektra Natchios

“- Gary: I'm sure every man and his dog has tried a line on you, but has anyone ever told you you have very sad eyes?
- Joanna: Well, yes, they have, Gary. Has anyone ever told you you need a shower?”
Jason Priestley - Gary
Ashley Judd - Joanna

“- Roxanne: You even got me in bed.
- C.D. Bales: Yeah. Yeah, what about that? You went to bed with him on your first date.
- Roxanne: Only because you seduced me. I would have never gone to bed with him otherwise.
- C.D. Bales: You still went to bed with him awfully fast! A few frilly words and you're counting ceilling tiles.
- Roxanne: I don't...” (continue)(continue reading)
Daryl Hannah - Roxanne
Steve Martin - C. D. Bales

“You're a hard man to seduce.”

Bo Derek - Lida MacGillivery

“- Young John Bayley: I could get in trouble, having women in my room.
- Young Iris Murdoch: I wouldn't say you'd had me, just yet.”
Hugh Bonneville - Young John Bayley
Kate Winslet - Young Iris Murdoch

“Madam, for you I missed my wedding for the first time in years, that's how much I want you. Sure, I know I'm a ghost and a murderer but forget about all that.”

Liam Neeson - Martin Brogan

“As the Japanese servants cleared away the remnants of Swift's gourmet meal, he and the girl exchanged sparkling repartee. His turn of phrase clearly had her entranced.”

Tom Selleck - Phil Blackwood

“- Joel: I... I mean, you're more than just a sissy. You're nice and... and clean and smart... and sexy and firm and luscious and...
- Andre: Excuse me! The last thing I need right now is some fruit who's just proved himself straight tellin' my ass how sexy I am!”
Joel Michaely - Joel
Douglas Spain - Andre

“When I get in there you better be wearing nothing but a candy cane!”
Charlize Theron - Ashley

“We are women. Different things go on in our heads. That's what makes us attractive.”
Jane Withers - Clavdia Kurin