Self-defense quotes

“- Conan O'Brien: Remember, if the oxygen mask comes down, put it on the lawyer first. Remember.
- Arthur Tressler: Oh, yes. I always do. It's the lawyer first, then myself, and then the children.”
Conan O'Brien - Himself
Sir Michael Caine - Arthur Tressler

“- Vincent: You need to defend yourself, or you get mowed down.
- Oliver: I'm small, if you haven't noticed.
- Vincent: Yeah, so was Hitler.
- Oliver: That's a horrible comparison.
- Vincent: Indeed. Making a point, though.”
Bill Murray - Vincent
Jaeden Lieberher - Oliver

“- Gia Carangi: Am I making you nervous?
- T.J.: Yeah.
- Gia Carangi: Good, that's the idea. You scare the shit out of people so they can't see how scared you are.”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi
Eric Michael Cole - T.J.

“Teasle, you and all your men couldn't handle him before what makes you think you can handle him now? Only God knows what damage he's prepared to do.”

Richard Crenna - Trautman

“- Tek: It's time, Cale. It's time to stop running.
- Capt. Joseph Korso: Actually, I think it's time to start.”

Tone Loc - Tek
Bill Pullman - Capt. Joseph Korso

“- Hazel: Go... now... or we'll kill you!
- Capt. Holly: It's you who'll be killed!”

Sir John Hurt - Hazel
John Bennett - Capt. Holly

“Being shy basically means being self-absorbed to the extent that it makes it difficult to be around other people.”
Jason Segel - David Foster Wallace

“The average elevation in this area is 2,057 feet 2 and ¼ inches, with one exception. He will take any chances, do anything to stay a free man. Climb, hike, rappel. Hell, even fall down a damn mountain.”

Richard Crenna - Lieutenant Fergus Falls

“I have a meanness inside me, real as an organ. Slit me at my belly and it might slide out, meaty and dark, drop on the floor so you could stomp on it.”
Charlize Theron - Libby Day

“Anybody touches me, and we go.”

Kurt Russell - MacReady

“I am not going to drink. And I am not going to smoke. I'm going to write and I'm going to meditate and I'm going to eat healthy and I'm going to swim and I'm going to work out and I'm going to write about all those feelings that are welled up inside me.”
Christopher Abbott - James White

“I suppose you know, Bob, if I ever see you again I'm just going to start shooting and figure it was self-defense.”

Gene Hackman - Little Bill Daggett

“- Tatiana: I hear guns outside.
- Oscar Grant: You know what, baby? Those are just firecrackers. You'll be safe inside, with your cousin.”
Ariana Neal - Tatiana
Micheal B. Jordan - Oscar Grant

“- April Thomas: Just put some mace and brass knuckles in your purse.
- Maria: I never go anywhere without them.”
Jacqulin Cole - April Thomas
Noela Velasco - Maria

- Bo Catlett: You broke into my house, and I have a witness to it.
- Chili Palmer: What?
- Bo Catlett: Only this time it ain't no John Wayne and Dean Martin shooting bad guys in "El Dorado".
- Chili Palmer: That was "Rio Bravo". Robert Mitchum played the drunk in "El Dorado". Dean Martin played the drunk in "Rio Bravo". Basically, it was the... (continue)(continue reading)

Delroy Lindo - Bo Catlett
John Travolta - Chili Palmer

“Everyone has flaws. You just have to make sure the other person doesn't see them.”
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Daphne

“I had a good reason for what I was doing. And that's the truth.”
Thomas Haden Church - Flint Marko

“- Princess Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon?
- Shrek: It's on my to-do list, now come on!
- Princess Fiona: But this isn't right! You're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banners flying! That's what all the other knights did!
- Shrek: Right before they burst into flame!”

Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona
Mike Myers - Shrek

“Whoever you are, I have a big dog with me, and he bites!”
Danielle Harris - Jamie Lloyd

“- J.T.: Problem is Emmet, you killed the wrong McKendrick.
- Kate: J.T. Watch what you're saying around Augie. Emmet didn't kill anybody.
- Emmett: Well Kate, it was self-defense sure enough, but I do think you'd have to say I killed old Murdo. Yeah I think that's definitely the word.”
Earl Hindman - J.T.
Patricia Gaul - Kate
Scott Glenn - Emmett

You just need to say "forget the world" and hold on to the people that you care about the most.

Mike Vogel - Jason Hawkins

“- Charlotte: I just don't know what I'm supposed to be.
- Bob Harris: You'll figure that out. The more you know who you are, and what you want, the less you let things upset you.”
Scarlett Johansson - Charlotte
Bill Murray - Bob Harris

“I'm tryin' to put some bad times behind me, but sometimes they don't stay put.”
Kevin Costner - Charley Waite

“You broke my heart once. This time you missed.”
Peta Wilson - Mina Van Helsing

“- Det. Nick Ruskin: The department gives courses of self-defense.
- Dr. Kate McTiernan: I've been thinking about spending more time at the dojo.
- Det. Nick Ruskin: Kick boxing's fine, but that's not what I mean. I'm talking prevention. We teach things like varying your routine. Keeping your lights on at night. Maybe getting a dog.”
Cary Elwes - Det. Nick Ruskin
Ashley Judd - Dr. Kate McTiernan