Self-defense quotes
104 self-defense quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
“Martians could land on Ben's doorstep and all he'd do is spit once and get himself a shotgun.”
- From the movie: Absolon
“You pushed me off a bridge! I would have jumped!”
- From the movie: Dragonheart
“- Bowen: You ate Sir Egglemore, hypocrite!
- Draco: I merely chewed in self-defense, but I never swallowed.” - From the movie: Cuba
“- Major Robert Dapes: Why were those people shot?
- Captain Raphael Ramirez: Perhaps they tried to escape.
- Major Robert Dapes: From what?
- Captain Raphael Ramirez: From being shot.” - From the movie: Bat*21
“- Lt. Colonel Iceal Hambleton: Bird Dog, I killed a man today. He wasn't even a soldier; he just kept coming. I couldn't stop him. I didn't want to do it. I never had to do anything like that before in my life.
- Captain Bartholomew Clark: Listen here, Bat 21. I never met you, but you don't sound like a killer to me. I'm sure you couldn't stop...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Dead Again
“Karmically, self-defense is quite cool.”
- From the movie: Meteor
“- Paul Bradley: Would you really have gone across my bows?
- Coast Guard Officer: Yes, sir!
- Paul Bradley: Then I would have rammed you.
- Coast Guard Officer: All the way to the bottom, sir!” - From the movie: The Freshman
“- Tina Sabatini: Everybody is talking about the job you are doing. It's all over town! Larry London called my father. Said how bright you were. How gentle. How perceptive. If you weren't all those things, do you think Vic would be out this afternoon getting you a gun permit?
- Clark Kellogg: A gun permit? I don't need a gun permit!
- Tina...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Air America
- From the movie: Election
- From the movie: Tremors 3: Back to Perfection
Now, if you'll kindly lean your endangered carcass over my property line, we'll call your untimely demise "self defense".
- From the movie: Die Hard 2
“- John McClane: Captain Lorenzo?
- Carmine Lorenzo: Yeah.
- John McClane: John McClane.
- Carmine Lorenzo: Yeah, yeah. I know who you are. You're the asshole that's just broke seven FAA and five District of Columbia regulations, running around my airport with a gun, shooting at people. What do you call that shit?
- John McClane: Self-defense.” - From the movie: Operation Warzone
“- Sgt. Holt: You're a dead man!
- Lt. Smitty: Not quite yet, Sergeant Holt. Not quite yet.” - From the animation: Shrek
- Donkey: What's your problem, Shrek, what you got against the whole world anyway?
- Shrek: Look, I'm not the one with the problem, okay? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me! People take one look at me and go "Aargh! Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!". They judge me before they even know me - that's why I'm better off alone... - From the movie: Deliver Us From Eva
“Most women have a few barriers around their heart, but Eva has an electrified fence with rabid pit bulls.”
- From the movie: Velvet Goldmine
“Woman defend themselves by attacking, just as they attack by sudden and strange surrenders.”
- From the movie: Shanghai Knights
“Roy O'Bannon will not go quietly. You hear that, England? Throw whatever you want at me! Your terrible weather! Your perverted killers! Your Spotted Dick!”
- From the movie: Vanity Fair
“- Becky Sharp: Are you trying to steer me towards an indiscretion?
- Rawdon Crawley: Would you like me to?
- Becky Sharp: No man has managed it yet.” - From the movie: Ice Princess
“If you have any sense of self-preservation, you will scatter.”
- From the movie: Foul Play
“Take these. Without them, you are a walking light-bulb... waiting to be screwed.”
- From the movie: Nothing Lasts Forever
- From the movie: Frontier Marshal
“I don't wanna hear anymore, yes, I'm a killer! What of it? Life's nothing! My life... anybody's life! What's the difference to a lot of rats caught in a trap?”
- From the movie: Foul Play
“- Stella: Suppose that guy attacked you instead of pulling that weird stunt in the theater, huh? What would you have done?
- Gloria Mundy: I would have hit him with my umbrella.
- Stella: Talk about ancient! Really, honey, you've got to drag yourself into the Seventies! You've got to get some merchandise!” - From the movie: The Letter
“They can prove that Hammond came to your house at your urgent invitation. I don't know what else they can prove, but if the jury comes to the conclusion that you didn't kill Hammond in self-defense...”
- From the movie: He Got Game
“We're the rail splitters and no body's fucking with us.”
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