Shopping quotes

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Will Ferrell - Franz Liebkind

“Do you like having a good time? Then you need a good watch!”

Sylvester Stallone - Rocky Balboa

“Yesterday I bought my first pair of American shoes. They were made in Italy.”
Robin Williams - Vladimir Ivanoff

“I'm going shopping. Is there anything you need, besides deodorant?”

Hope Holiday - Hazel Buck

“- Ernest Dalby: Your mother is sick to death about this!
- Nelson: Where is she?
- Ernest Dalby: Out shopping.”
Donald Symington - Ernest Dalby
David Knell - Nelson

“Attention all shoppers. If you have a sweet tooth, we have a special treat for you. If your purchases in the next half hour amount to five dollars or more, we'll give you a bag of hard candy free! For the kiddies, or enjoy yourself. So hurry and do your shopping!”
Christine Forrest - Monroeville Mall Announcer

“Christmas shopping, never an easy or a pleasant task.”
Alan Rickman - Harry

“I'm probably the only American I know in Paris who thinks shopping for food is as much fun as buying a dress. Course, you'd think so too if you lived in a country where absolutely nothing comes in my size.”
Meryl Streep - Julia Child

You know what a man should never ask in a Victoria's Secret shop? "Does this come in children's sizes?".
Barry Pepper - Frank Slaughtery

“- Shiwan Khan: In three days, the entire world will hear my roar, and willingly fall subject to the lost empire of Shan Kahn. That is a lovely tie, by the way. May I ask where you acquire it?
- Lamont Cranston: Brooks Brothers.
- Shiwan Khan: Is that mid-town?
- Lamont Cranston: 45th and Madison. You are a barbarian.
- Shiwan Khan: Thank you. We...” (continue)(continue reading)
John Lone - Shiwan Khan
Alec Baldwin - Lamont Cranston

“Remember you're in France: the customer is always wrong!”
Marion Cotillard - Fanny Chenal

“Don't you find shopping boring, though, Ange? Oh, I do, I hate it. He takes me down in the car, and I get me wheelie, Tone, and I whiz in, I grab anything I can see, bung it in me wheelie, he writes me a cheque, we bung it in the car and we bring it home, and then it's done for the week, you know what I mean?”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“- David Stephens: You paid 500 pounds for this?
- Juliet Miller: That's what it cost, David.
- David Stephens: No, no, that's what you paid for it. 500 pounds is what you paid for it. We don't know how much it cost us yet. For you two to have a good time, we don't know the cost of that yet.”
Christopher Eccleston - David Stephens
Kerry Fox - Juliet Miller

“- Amy: It's the thought that matters.
- Ryan: Oh really? So then your gift for me better be really good.
- Amy: It is. I maxed-out your card.”
Julianne Flores - Amy
Greg Serano - Ryan

“- Carter: Did you see that?
- Lee: He likes you.
- Carter: I ain't shopping with you no more.”

Chris Tucker - Carter
Jackie Chan - Lee

“- Ray: Are you still moping over that disgusting guy? Other people always let you down. Why don't you forget them and do something for yourself?
- Molly: Like what?
- Ray: I don't know. Something you're good at. And I don't mean shopping.”
Dakota Fanning - Ray
Brittany Murphy - Molly

“I would rather take a beating with a brick stick than take kids in the grocery store.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“- Hilda Hensley: I got a check today. Why don't you go out and spend some money? It'll make you feel better.
- Patsy Cline: Says who?
- Hilda Hensley: Well, you're just too mean to live lately.”
Ann Wedgeworth - Hilda Hensley
Jessica Lange - Patsy Cline

“Shopping is a feeling.”
Annie McEnroe - Kay Culver

“- Jane Jetson: Hey Judy, wanna come with me to the big shopping mall tomorrow?
- Judy Jetson: Oh I don't think I could possibly... What time does it open?”
Penny Singleton - Jane Jetson
Tiffany - Judy Jetson

“- Camille: My momma bought me this purse.
- Britney: Well your mum must shop at the swap meets, because that knock-off sucks.”
Solange Knowles - Camille
Hayden Panettiere - Britney

“If you want to be a shoplifter, go to J.C. Penney.”
Joe Mantegna - Eddie

“When I feel bad I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good... food just makes me fatter... shoes always fit.”
Toni Collette - Rose

“- Lisa: I love your coat. I saw that in Bendel's window
- Hilary: My stepmother bought it for me.
- Lisa: Really? I wouldn't mind that kind of step mother.
- Hilary: She didn't do it for me. She wants my father to think she cares. Besides, she loves shopping. She gets multiple orgasms every time she buys something.”
Laura Dean - Lisa
Antonia Franceschi - Hilary

“- Davey: So, what's good about this place?
- Whitey: What's good about it? Everything. You want a pair of socks? My buddy, Mr. Foot Locker will warm your feet. You need a fancy doodad? Hello, Sharper Image. Thanks for the combination pogo stick/clock radio. I mean, The Body Shop, the Tie Rack, GNC, Radio Shack, Petland for a cat or two,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Adam Sandler - Davey
Adam Sandler - Whitey