Shopping quotes

“The best place to meet a guy is at the supermarket. You see a guy holding a list, you know he's married. He's in the frozen food section carrying a small basket, he's single. I like to hang out by fruits and vegetables, there's a better chance of getting a guy who's healthy.”
Bess Wohl - Rebecca

“Let's see, do I spend my last night on Earth watching Mom and Dad pretend not to be fighting, or blow ten years worth of allowance at the mall? You do the math.”
Lacey Chabert - Penny Robinson

“- Zeke: I guess the ice princess has come back from the North Pole.
- Chad: She probably spent the holidays the way she always does.
- Jason: How's that?
- Chad: Shopping for mirrors.”

Chris Warren - Zeke Baylor
Corbin Bleu - Chad Danforth
Ryne Sanborn - Jason Cross

“- Supermarket Killer: Get back! I got a bomb here! I'll blow this whole place up!
- Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti: Go ahead. I don't shop here.”
Marco Rodríguez - Supermarket Killer
Sylvester Stallone - Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti

“I had to go to four different stores to buy four different kinds of formula. Three different kinds of diapers, bottles, towels, you have no idea how much crap these kids need.”
Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell

“One-stop shopping: everything you need, right at your fingertips.”
Scott H. Reiniger - Roger

“- Robert Clayton Dean: I was shopping for some lingerie. That's still legal, isn't it?
- David Pratt: Were you buying that for your wife?
- Robert Clayton Dean: No, I was picking something up for myself, I do a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel sexy.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean
Barry Pepper - David Pratt

“- Newsvendor: What can I do you for?
- Luisa: I would like to buy this newspaper.
- Newsvendor: Well now, you should buy this one here as well. The Tri-State Defender.
- Luisa: No, thank you. I think I need only this one.
- Newsvendor: Well, you know, you only need one leg to get around on if that's all you got. But it sure helps having two, now...” (continue)(continue reading)

Sy Richardson - Newsvendor
Nicoletta Braschi - Luisa

“- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.
- Shaldeen: Why is that?
- Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Because you could melt all this stuff.”
Steve Martin - Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli
Carol Kane - Shaldeen

“- Mike Brady: Roy, I have something I'd like to discuss with you.
- Roy: Is it about where I shop?
- Mike Brady: No, but now that you mention it, I have that same suit in brown and green.
- Roy: I know. You're wearing it.
- Mike Brady: Ah. So I am.”
Gary Cole - Mike Brady
Tim Matheson - Roy Martin

“What goes around comes around. Now, you get outta my goddamn way. I'm goin' to get me some Louis Vuitton.”
Arnetia Walker - To-Bel

“I'll call you on Monday and we'll go shopping. Anything we can't buy, we'll make. Anything we can't make, we'll steal!”

Beverly D'Angelo - Patsy Cline

“- Carl Quigley: How could you spend a million dollars in just six days?
- Juice: You must have not been shopping lately.”
Miguel Ferrer - Quigley
Tone Loc - Juice

“- Charles Rutledge: Would you like some new shoes?
- Christy Miller: New shoes?
- Charles Rutledge: Yes, those look pretty old.
- Christy Miller: Thanks a bunch Charles! These happen to be an original 30's design. From the 30's!
- Charles Rutledge: I know, wouldn't you like some new ones?”
John Ritter - Charles Rutledge
Colleen Camp - Christy Miller

“- Coroner: My question is, how did she come to have sex with a dead man?
- Dante Hicks: She thought it was me.
- Coroner: What kind of convenience store do you run here?”
Pattijean Csik - Coroner
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks

“- Julia Biggs: It's okay if I look in the window, just as long as I don't buy.
- Margueritte Coleman: Yeah? Well, don't go shopping with money in your pocket! And you better not be putting anything in the layaway plan, either!”
Whitney Houston - Julia Biggs
Jenifer Lewis - Margueritte Coleman

“- Sam: You know, Karen, if we had gotten married, we'd be going shopping like this.
- Karen: No, if we had gotten married I'd be doing this alone.”
Tom Berenger - Sam
JoBeth Williams - Karen

“Clothes make the man. I believe that. You say to me you want to go shopping, you want to buy clothes, but you don't know what kind. You leave that hanging in the air, like I'm going to fill in the blank, that to me is like asking me who you are, and I don't know who you are, I don't want to know. It's taken me my whole life to find out who I am,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Ossie Davis - Marshall

“I've learned a very important lesson today. I'll never shop east of Beverly Hills.”
Bobby Di Cicco - Wally Stephens

“- Watty Watts: I've got a problematical situation going on. I borrowed two thousand dollars from Father Pecro to buy that wedding ring.
- Billy Mack Black: See, you're a stupid asshole.
- Watty Watts: Well, I couldn't help it, man, it was on sale.”
Gil Bellows - Watty Watts
Rory Cochrane - Billy Mack Black