Similarity quotes

“We're identical twins and exact opposites.”

Suzanne Pleshette - Zeniba

“The place is like a museum. It's very beautiful and very cold, and you're not allowed to touch anything.”

Alan Ruck - Ferris Bueller

“We're sisters. We're a lot more alike than you think.”
Danielle Harris - Hayley Wheaton

“- Vortigern: You and I have a lot more in common than you think. It's not just the same blood we share, but also the same interests. We both developed a palate for power.
- Arthur: I've never had any power, or any desire to achieve it. Sire, I could simply drift away never to be seen again.
- Vortigern: As much as I would like to believe you,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jude Law - Vortigern
Charlie Hunnam - Arthur

“Well you know what they say... birds of a feather flock to vagina.”
Ryan Reynolds - Monty

“This place is like Dr. Seuss's worst nightmare!”

Steve Buscemi - Rockhound

“You call yourselves Americans, but you're really just transplanted Englishmen. Look at your names: Lee, Hood, Longstreet, Jackson, Stuart... and the same for your adversaries: Meade, Hooker, Hancock, and - shall I say - Lincoln! The same God, same language, same culture and history, same songs, stories, legends, myths - different dreams....” (continue)(continue reading)
James Lancaster - Lieut. Col. Arthur Fremantle

“The only difference between a derelict and a man is a job.”
William Powell - Godfrey

“I'm going to miss you. Apparently you're the only one in Casablanca with less scruples than I.”

Claude Rains - Captain Louis Renault

“Hey, baby. I noticed you have braces. I have braces too.”

Mike Judge - Butt-Head

“- Matilda: My father?
- Trunchbull: The guy with the stupid haircut!
- Matilda: I'm nothing like my father.
- Trunchbull: You're the spitting image. The apple never rots far from the tree!”
Mara Wilson - Matilda
Pam Ferris - Trunchbull

“- Madame Liang: What did he look like?
- Wang Chi-Yang: Who?
- Madame Liang: The robber.
- Wang Chi-Yang: Dont ask me what he looked like! All white men look alike!”
Juanita Hall - Madame Liang
Benson Fong - Wang Chi-Yang

- Ebbing: It's a great pity, Mr. Donahue, that you and I should oppose each other. We have so much in common.
- "Gloves" Donahue: Yeah? How's that?
- Ebbing: You are a man of action. You take what you want, and so do we. You have no respect for democracy - neither do we. It's clear we should be allies.
Conrad Veidt - Ebbing
Humphrey Bogart - "Gloves" Donahue

"If you get your head out of your ass long enough"? "Kiss my ass"? You're gettin' more and more like me every day. Next thing you know you're gonna have afros... big dicks and all!
Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

“It is an extra dividend when you like the girl you've fallen in love with.”
Clark Gable

“- Dr. Grant: You're alive and that's the important thing. And thanks to you, that's one thing we have in common. Did you read Malcolm's book?
- Eric: Yeah.
- Dr. Grant: So?
- Eric: I don't know. I mean, it was kind of preachy. And too much chaos. Everything's chaos. It seemed like the guy was kind of high on himself.
- Dr. Grant: That's two...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sam Neill - Dr. Alan Grant
Trevor Morgan - Eric Kirby

“- Pamela Abbott: Who do you look more like, your mother or your father?
- Doug Holt: Oh, I don't know.
- Pamela Abbott: What did your father look like?
- Doug Holt: Like a photograph.”
Liv Tyler - Pamela Abbott
Joaquin Phoenix - Doug Holt

The executives who read the script say: "Well, the main character is not very likeable." So without changing what the main character says or does, when I introduce them, I write "Betty, a very likeable person," then they go, "Oh, these changes are wonderful! She really comes alive!" I do that all the time.
Don Roos

“- Captain Jeffrey Spaulding: I used to know a fellow who looked exactly like you by the name of Emanuel Ravelli. Are you his brother?
- Signor Emanuel Ravelli: I am Emanuel Ravelli.
- Captain Jeffrey Spaulding: Well, no wonder you look like him. But I still insist there is a resemblance.”
Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding
Chico Marx - Signor Emanuel Ravelli

“- Donna: Where are we?
- Joe: It's a little inlet, on the back side of Coashov Island
- Donna: Is that like up Shit Creek without a paddle?
- Joe: Yeah, pretty much.”
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio - Donna De Angelo
David Strathairn - Joe Gastineau

“- Jack Sparrow: We are very much alike, you and I, I and you... us.
- Elizabeth Swann: Oh. Except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center. And personal hygiene.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow
Keira Knightley - Elizabeth Swann

“- Carl Quigley: See anyone that looks like him?
- Juice: Yeah he looks like him. She looks like him. Oh look over there! There goes his little twin brother. You give me one picture and expect me to find him among all these kids? You must be crazy, I'm gonna get on the waterslide.”

Miguel Ferrer - Quigley
Tone Loc - Juice

“I believe, with all my heart, that our secret world is on exactly the same tack as theirs.”

Nigel Havers - Bob Jones

“- Uncle Jesse Duke: You know why tornadoes and blonds are so much alike?
- Luke Duke: No.
- Uncle Jesse Duke: At first, there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house.”
Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“If people are too much the same, they become mundane and boring.”
Tom Tykwer