Singers quotes

“Signor Lassparri comes from a very famous family. His mother was a well-known bass singer. His father was the first man to stuff spaghetti with bicarbonate of soda, thus causing and curing indigestion at the same time.”
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“Sometimes it's very difficult to keep momentum when it's you that you are following.”

Madonna - Eva Perón

“- Vivian Ward: Don't you just love Prince?
- Edward Lewis: More than life itself.”

Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis

“- Mary Jane: Are you an ornithologist as well?
- Bartell D'Arcy: An amateur. I suppose being a singer makes me susceptible to other creatures that sing. Birds are the most beautiful singers of all. Just think of the widow warbler and the wren.”
Ingrid Craigie - Mary Jane
Frank Patterson - Bartell D'Arcy

“I wish to announce that a buffet supper will be served in the next room in five minutes. In order to get you in that room quickly, Mrs. Schmalhausen will sing a soprano solo in this room.”
Groucho Marx - Groucho

“- Nigel: The way you play you probably will. You forget I saw your Barber of Seville, your singing brought tears to my ears.
- Wilf Bond: Saw you in Carmen. I'll never forget it, but I'll try.”
John Rawnsley - Nigel
Billy Connolly - Wilf Bond

“A jazz singer...singing to his God!”

May McAvoy - Mary Dale

“- Claudette Katsenback: I'm Claudette Katzenback, the va-va-va-voom girl with the va-va-va-voom voice. Who the hell are you?
- Lieutenant Cross: I'm Lt. Cross, the Chicago cop with the sh-sh-short temper.”
Anita Morris - Claudette Katsenback
Michael Lerner - Lieutenant Cross

“- Patrick Bateman: Did you know that Whitney Houston's debut LP, called simply Whitney Houston had 4 number one singles on it? Did you know that, Christie?
- Elizabeth: [laughing] You actually listen to Whitney Houston? You own a Whitney Houston CD? More than one?”
Christian Bale - Patrick Bateman
Guinevere Turner - Elizabeth

“Man, I'm older than the Beatles, but I'm younger than the Rolling Stones!”
Bill Kerr - Major General

“Nothing makes a woman feel more like a girl than a man who sings like a boy.”
Elizabeth Banks - Gail

“Good afternoon, everyone. We're flying at 26,000 feet, moving up to 30,000 feet, and we've got clear skies all the way to Las Vegas. Right now, we're bringing you some in-flight entertainment. One of our first class passengers would like to sing you a song inspired by one of our coach passengers. And since we let our first class passengers do,...” (continue)(continue reading)

Billy Idol - Billy Idol

“- Red Stovall: Mary was right to go back to her husband. What the hell did I have to offer a kid? Just honky-tonks and flop-houses. That's the life of a country singer, Hoss. Sound good to you?
- Whit: It doesn't sound too hot when you put it like that, but it sure beats picking cotton and living in a sharecropper's shack.”
Clint Eastwood - Red Stovall
Kyle Eastwood - Whit

“I'm not one of those singers who appears in movies!”
Steven Tyler - Himself

“Now Sinatra will never record it.”

Anthony Holland - Paul Dann

“He's alive!”

Peter Dobson - Ray Lynskey

“- Ricky Bobby: Nobody plays jazz at the Pit Stop!
- Jean Girard: Then why is the song on the jukebox?
- Bartender: We use it for profiling purposes. We also have the Pet Shop Boys and Seal.”
Will Ferrell - Ricky Bobby
Sacha Baron Cohen - Jean Girard
Danny Cox - Bartender

George Michael is all about the ladies. "I want your sex". Does that sound like he's singing to a guy?
Ben Affleck - Ollie Trinke

“Do you really think inside your mind that because you swing your ass around on stage and you hit a couple of high notes here and there, that you are some colossal success?”

Max Beesley - Julian Dice

“And now, ladies and gentleman, the only microwave lounge singer!”
Steve Guttenberg - Gus Kubicek

“- Detective Mateo Reyes: Yo Mike, why don't you just give it a little kiss? You know, make it feel better?
- Detective Marco Vargas: Hey, just pretend we're not even here.
- Detective Marcus Burnett: Say, isn't Ricky Martin having a concert? Get the fuck on!
- Detective Mateo Reyes: You always gotta go racial, man.”

Yul Vazquez - Detective Mateo Reyes
Jason Manuel Olazabal - Detective Marco Vargas
Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett

“Now on with the opera. Let joy be unconfined. Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons and necking in the parlor.”

Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“- Charlie: Listen, can I ask you a personal question?
- Maverick: That depends.
- Charlie: Are you a good pilot?
- Maverick: I can hold my own.
- Charlie: Great, then I won't have to worry about you making your living as a singer.
- Maverick: I'm going to need a beer to put these flames out. Yo! Great Mav, real slick.”
Kelly McGillis - Charlie
Tom Cruise - Maverick

“- Joe Moore: Nobody lives forever.
- Fran Moore: Frank Sinatra gave it a shot.”
Gene Hackman - Joe Moore
Rebecca Pidgeon - Fran Moore

“You're a poet, not a rock star.”

Meg Ryan - Pamela Courson