Singers quotes

“- Michael Bolton: At least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
- Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
- Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.”
David Herman - Michael Bolton
Ajay Naidu - Samir

“- Lula Rogers: If is wasn't for me, you would probably still be singing in some run-down rat hole for a bunch of fat cowgirls from Iowa.
- Dusty Wyatt Chandler: Yeah, and if it wasn't for me, you would probably be a waitress there.”
Lesley Ann Warren - Lula Rogers
George Strait - Dusty Wyatt Chandler

“If you wake up in the morning and you can’t think of anything but singing first, then you’re supposed to be a singer girl.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence

“All you need is love. John Lennon. Smart man. Shot in the back, very sad.”
Judd Hirsch - Julius Levinson

“- Gil Renard: I remember when Mick recorded this in '78, we had a wild party afterwards.
- Richie Renard: Jason Pelligrino's dad says Mick Jagger's gay.
- Gil Renard: Yeah? Well, Jason Pelligrino's dad takes it up the ass.”

Robert De Niro - Gil Renard
Andrew J. Ferchland - Richie Renard

“- Carter: How come you ain't got no black people performing in this casino? We ain't good enough for you?
- Red Dragon Pit Boss: We got Lionel Ritchie!
- Carter: Lionel Ritchie ain't been black since the Commodores!”
Chris Tucker - Carter
Gianni Russo - Red Dragon Pit Boss

“- Reporter: Why the make-up?
- Brian Slade: Why? Because rock and roll's a prostitute.”
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers - Brian Slade

“Is she black? Is she white? We don't care. She's exotic.”

James Allodi - Video Director

“- King: First, you make Frank Sinatra wait for a table...
- Keyes: He didn't have a jacket.
- King: He's Frank Sinatra! He can wear whatever he wants!”
Chazz Palminteri - King
Eugene Levy - Keyes

“- Captain Clarence Oveur: What is it, Doctor? What's going on?
- Dr. Rumack: I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.”

Peter Graves - Captain Clarence Oveur
Leslie William Nielsen - Dr. Rumack

“- Billy Idol: How you doin', sir. Chicken or fish?
- Glenn Guglia: You better get out of my way, Billy. You're gonna get hurt!
- Billy Idol: Oh yeah?
- Biker: Don't you talk to Billy Idol that way!”

Billy Idol - Billy Idol
Matthew Glave - Glenn Guglia

“It was like for a moment, o my brothers, some great bird had flown into the milk bar. And I felt all the malenky little hairs on my plott standing endwise. And the shivers crawling up like slow, malenky lizards... and then down again. Because I knew what she sang. It was a bit from the glorious 9th by Ludwig van.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.”
Alicia Silverstone - Cher

“Now the crooner is becoming the comic!”
Danny Kaye - Phil Davis

“- Guy on the Street: Hey big guy, you hear the news, my son Billy got the lead in his school musical.
- Hank: Well I guess he likes the cock after all.”
Googy Gress - Guy on the Street
Jim Carrey - Hank

“- Lyle Rogers: We're not singers, we're songwriters.
- Marty Freed: So? The Beach Boys weren't songwriters.”
Warren Beatty - Lyle Rogers
Jack Weston - Marty Freed

“What exactly did you like about my record? The thickness of the vinyl?”
Illeana Douglas - Denise Waverly

“- President Russell P. Kramer: When you were in the White House, who was the person you were most excited to meet?
- President Matt Douglas: Nelson Mandela.
- President Russell P. Kramer: I'm not a reporter.
- President Matt Douglas: Ella Fitzgerald.
- President Russell P. Kramer: Ah.
- President Matt Douglas: Mandela was a great man, but he...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jack Lemmon - President Russell P. Kramer
James Garner - President Matt Douglas

“- Kyle Davidson: That's my song playing on the radio!
- Driver: You wrote that song?
- Kyle Davidson: Yeah!
- Bystander: You're a better songwriter than you are a driver.”

Dermot Mulroney - Kyle Davidson

“She had the right friends, and we all know a career depends on knowing the right fella to be stellar!”

Antonio Banderas - Ché

“- Sandra Gangel: What's wrong with Madonna?
- Leah Russell: She's a slag.”

Linda Henry - Sandra Gangel
Tameka Empson - Leah Russell

“- Sick Boy: At one time, you've got it, and then you lose it, and it's gone forever. All walks of life: George Best, for example. Had it, lost it. Or David Bowie, or Lou Reed...
- Renton: Some of his solo stuff's not bad.
- Sick Boy: No, it's not bad, but it's not great either. And in your heart you kind of know that although it sounds all right...” (continue)(continue reading)
Jonny Lee Miller - Sick Boy
Ewan McGregor - Mark Renton

Have you ever heard the phrase "too good to be true"? This kid is! His name is Jason McKnight, but they call him, "QT". Oh I knew right away he could sing, the kid had looks and charisma, but what I did not know, was that he's also suffering from biliary thrombosis. That is a liver disease. That is a terminal illness. That is what we in the... (continue)(continue reading)
Alan Blumenfeld - Bob Buss

“- Otis B. Driftwood: Do you know America is waiting to hear him sing?
- Fiorello: Well, he can sing loud, but he can't sing that loud.”

Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood
Chico Marx - Fiorello

“- Claudette Katsenback: Nobody enters my dressing room uninvited! What the hell do you think that star means?
- Roger Henderson: You're Jewish?”
Anita Morris - Claudette Katsenback
Brian Benben - Roger Henderson