Solutions quotes

“- Lambert: Yes! I say that we abandon this ship! We get the shuttle and just get the hell out of here! We take our chances and... just hope that somebody will pick us up!
- Ripley: Lambert, the shuttle won't take four.
- Lambert: Then why don't we draw straws and...
- Parker: I'm not drawing any straws. I'm for killing that goddamn thing right now.”
Veronica Cartwright - Lambert
Sigourney Weaver - Ripley (Alien)
Yaphet Kotto - Parker

“- Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus: Doctor, please, you must help me. Is Clouseau real, or am I going mad again?
- Dr. Paul Laprone: What do you think?
- Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus: What do I think? What can I think? If that nincompoop is really alive and the things I heard are true, he'll probably be decorated again for rounding up the biggest drug...” (continue)(continue reading)
Herbert Lom - Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus
Ferdy Mayne - Dr. Paul Laprone

“Why don't you xerox 100 copies of that report, pass them out among 100 guys in Washington and then organize 100 meetings to discuss it, and by that time the meteor will have hit and we won't have any more problems!”
Karl Malden - Harry Sherwood

“- James Andrews: One man can't move mountains, you know.
- Charlie Chan: But two can start digging.”
Russell Hicks - James Andrews
Warner Oland - Charlie Chan

“Where there's a will - and there is a fucking will - there's a way - and there is a fucking way.”
Ian McShane - Teddy Bass

“- Charles Van Doren: I'm just trying to imagine what Kant would make of this.
- Albert Freedman: I don't think he'd have a problem with it.”
Ralph Fiennes - Charles Van Doren
Hank Azaria - Albert Freedman

“- Kate Filmore: Okay, let's just say we are in this hypercube or whatever; does this diagram show us how to get out?
- Jerry Whitehall: Well... no. You see a hypercube isn't supposed to be real. It's just a theoretical construct.”
Kari Matchett - Kate Filmore
Neil Crone - Jerry Whitehall

“I see the problems. I feel them and I'm trying to make something good out of it.”
Amelia Warner - Una Flux

“- Big Chris: I understand if this has come as a bit of a shock. But let me tell you how this can be resolved by you, a good father.
- JD: Go on.
- Big Chris: He likes your bar.
- JD: Yes?
- Big Chris: He wants your bar.
- JD: And?
- Big Chris: Do you want me to draw you a picture?”

Vinnie Jones - Big Chris
Sting - JD

“Sugai-san, I am the solution... to your problems.”
Michael Douglas - Nick Conklin

“- Trish: What are you doing?
- Orin Boyd: I'm a cop, it's alright.
- Trish: Since when do cops make things okay?
- T.K. Johnson: Since when do cops make... Man, that shit hurts.”
Eva Mendes - Trish
Steven Seagal - Orin Boyd
Anthony Anderson - T.K. Johnson

Why can't they just say, "go to this place, here's the treasure, spend it wisely"?

Justin Bartha - Riley Poole

“- Sam Marlow: You know what'd end all wars? Make everybody fight naked. Then nobody'd know who to kill, and that would be the end of it.
- Elsa: Sam...
- Sam Marlow: No, I mean it. And let the women get in there naked, too. That'd cinch it. No more war... just peace on Earth and a lot of whoopee.”
Robert Sacchi - Sam Marlow
Olivia Hussey - Elsa

“- Mathilda: There's no doorbell.
- Léon: So knock on the door.”
Natalie Portman - Mathilda
Jean Reno - Leon

“Elementary, my dear Watson.”
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“- Fred Ritter: Benny? You're leaving me with my back to the wall here. I mean, we gotta come up with something!
- Ben Jahveri: It is not possible. We are the type of people who have everything in our favor going against us.”
Michael McKean - Fred Ritter
Fisher Stevens - Ben Jahveri

“Sometimes there are things no one can fix.”
Natalie Portman - Padmé

“- TV Commentator: You scientists are supposed to come up with a way of solving this problem rather than feeding the opposition? It doesn't make any sense.
- Scientist: Well, I can think of another alternative. Since these things seem to congregate in heavily populated areas and since we have not touched upon any of our nuclear resources... why...” (continue)(continue reading)
Howard Smith - TV Commentator
Richard France - Scientist

“Like the man says, there's no problems, only solutions.”
Jeff Bridges - Kevin Flynn

“- Dolly: Wolf Fishbein said, in order to hide the bodies, you ate them!
- Max: So, what are you making a fuss? Some bury, some burn, I ate!”
Shifra Lerer - Dolly
Hy Anzell - Max

“- Captain Winston Havelock: You know, O'Connell, ever since the end of the Great War, there hasn't been a-a single challenge worthy of a man like me.
- Rick O'Connell: Yeah? We all got our little problems today. Don't we, Winston?”
Bernard Fox - Captain Winston Havelock
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell

“For an Immortal who comes to abhor the bloodshed, there's a similar solution, a way to be removed from the game forever. Though the price is unimaginably high. But you are, for all practical purposes, protected from the violence within you.”
Peter Wingfield - Methos

“Something is wrong in this country when a child can grab a gun so easily, and shoot a bullet into the middle of a child's face. A weapon like that is not used to kill deer. It has no useful purpose. It is time to address this problem.”
Tom Mauser - Father of Victim

“It's only in going uphill that you realize you're headed downhill.”
William Hurt - George Gulden

“- Dr. Lily Sinclair: Eddie what are you doing?
- Eddie Kasalivich: The best I can.”

Rachel Weisz - Dr. Lily Sinclair
Keanu Reeves - Eddie Kasalivich