Solutions quotes

“- Zach: I figured it out, Barney. You can't cure a problem until you know what's causing the problem. But before you can see what's causing the problem, you first have to remove the problem.
- Barney: You've gotta give up the vices to get to the virtues. I could've told you that.”
John Ritter - Zach
Vincent Gardenia - Barney

- Boris Pochenko: I don't know where anything is in this kitchen.
- Joy Miller: Oh come on, "I can find food in Ghandi's house", are you kidding me?
Timothy Dalton - Boris Pochenko
Fran Drescher - Joy Miller

“- Brian: He snores, which was a problem, um... but we solved it.
- Abby: How'd you do that?
- Brian: Well, he slept on my face and I couldn't hear him anymore.”
Ben Chaplin - Brian
Janeane Garofalo - Abby

“- Chief of Police: The evidence is as clear as the nose on your face.
- Charlie Chan: Owner of nose cannot always see nose.”
Halliwell Hobbes - Chief of Police
Warner Oland - Charlie Chan

“The king asks Archimedes to determine if a present he's received is actually solid gold. Unsolved problem at the time. It tortures the great Greek mathematician for weeks - insomnia haunts him and he twists and turns in his bed for nights on end. Finally, his equally exhausted wife - she's forced to share a bed with this genius - convinces him...” (continue)(continue reading)
Mark Margolis - Sol Robeson

“- Dinger: Why did you join the Army?
- Andy McNab: To keep out of trouble.
- Dinger: So your thought if you joined up they'd be no more trouble?
- Andy McNab: Best thing I ever did. Never been in trouble since.”
Steve Nicolson - Dinger
Sean Bean - Andy McNab

“- Jeff: No-one's going to believe he went to Miami, nobody goes to Miami!
- Rudy: Old people go to Miami, he's old isn't he? Where do you want him to go, Aspen?
- Jeff: Aspen? Fuck Aspen, this crate won't go around the block...
- Big Jim: The fuck it won't! This motherfucker runs!”

Gerrit Graham - Jeff
Kurt Russell - Rudy Russo
Frank McRae - Jim the Mechanic

“- James Cutter: Are you suggesting a course of action, sir?
- The President: The course of action I'd suggest is a course of action I can't suggest.”
Harris Yulin - James Cutter
Donald Moffat - The President

“Our problem there... is solved. Dr. Wanless is here.”
George C. Scott - John Rainbird

“- Travis Dane: Shooting me won't do any good. ATAC can't get past my ghost satellites and you can't get past my encrypted program.
- Casey Ryback: You mean to tell me there's no way I can just shut that off?
- Travis Dane: No way!”

Eric Bogosian - Travis Dane
Steven Seagal - Casey Ryback

“Fighting always last answer to problem.”
Pat Morita - Miyagi

“- Noelle: What's wrong, Abby?
- Abby: Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of.”
Uma Thurman - Noelle
Janeane Garofalo - Abby

“You think you've solved in fourteen days what they couldn't solve in two years?”

Leon Rippy - General W.O. West

“- Stanley Goodspeed: Why didn't you just tell them where the microfilm was and create a solution?
- John Patrick Mason: The moment they had the microfilm, they'd suicide me. Some solution.”

Nicolas Cage - Stanley Goodspeed
Sir Sean Connery - John Patrick Mason

“- Dizzy Flores: My mother always told me that violence doesn't solve anything.
- Jean Rasczak: Really? I wonder what the city founders of Hiroshima would have to say about that. You.
- Lt. Carmen Ibanez: They wouldn't say anything. Hiroshima was destroyed.”

Dina Meyer - Dizzy Flores
Michael Ironside - Jean Rasczak
Denise Richards - Lt. Carmen Ibanez

“We're going to have to find millions of new jobs for the people who make disposable plastics, toxins, household pesticides. It's bad medicine... and nobody said the medicine was going to taste any good. But can we afford not to take it? I don't think so. If we don't take this medicine now, we'll all die. Slowly... but we'll die.”
Ronny Cox - Tom Kimball