Speed quotes

Dr. Bradford? Hi. I borrowed a book from your dad. "Power Learning Through Speed Study". It took me forever to get through it.
Matthew Broderick - John Brown

“- Allison: Am I going too fast for you?
- Carl: Nah. In fact, I think you should go faster. That way if we crash, at least I'll die. I just don't wanna be kept alive artificially.”

Zooey Deschanel - Allison
Jim Carrey - Carl

“- Seth Plummer: Zoey, you're going too fast! You're not gonna have enough time to stop!
- Zoe Plummer: Who said anything about stopping? I'm parking!”

Max Thieriot - Seth Plummer
Brittany Snow - Zoe Plummer

“- Michael Emerson: I can't beat your bike.
- David: You don't have to beat me, Michael. You just have to try and keep up.”
Jason Patric - Michael
Kiefer Sutherland - David

“There's gonna be one speed: mine. If you can't keep up, don't step up. You'll just die.”
Vin Diesel - Riddick

“- Judas - Real: I could pick you up in a half hour.
- Serra - Real: I thought you said you're an hour and a half away.
- Judas - Real: I have a Porsche.”
Aaron Ruell - Judas - Real
Eleanor Hutchins - Serra - Real

“- Toby Wong: Let's go let's go!
- Malik Brody: We are going, this ain't the Batmobile!”
Mark Dacascos - Toby Wong
Kadeem Hardison - Malik Brody

“- Johnny Murata: You know all of that upper body strength really slows you down.
- Chris Kenner: I'm not slow.
- Johnny Murata: You didn't hit me.
- Chris Kenner: If I did, you wouldn't be here.
- Johnny Murata: Not arguing. But you didn't...”
Brandon Lee - Johnny Murata
Dolph Lundgren - Sgt. Chris Kenner

“- Fulton Greenwall: Perhaps we should slow down just a teensy-weensy bit?
- Ace Ventura: Nonsense, Poopy-Pants!”

Jim Carrey - Ace Venura

“- Catherine: Can't you go faster? I could walk faster!
- Robert: Okay, then get off!”

Julie Andrews - Catherine
James Garner - Robert Woodward

“- Nora: I'm a brain surgeon, mainly. How 'bout you?
- Raymond: I'm a grave digger myself. Um, digging my own as we speak. Rapidly.
- Nora: Well that makes two things you do quick.”
Brooke Adams - Nora
Chris Mulkey - Raymond

“- Police chopper pilot: He's gone.
- Det. Roland Castlebeck: God!
- Detective Drycoff: Man this guy can drive!
- Det. Roland Castlebeck: What? What?
- Detective Drycoff: It's probably mostly the car...”

Delroy Lindo - Det. Roland Castlebeck
Timothy Olyphant - Detective Drycoff

“- Alec d'Urberville: I always go down hill at a gallop. You can't beat it for stirring the blood.
- Tess: But, perhaps, you needn't do so again.
- Alec d'Urberville: Perhaps, not. It all depends. One little kiss on those ruby lips or even on that satin cheek and I'd drive at a snails pace. Word of honor!
- Tess: But, I don't want to be kissed,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Leigh Lawson - Alec d'Urberville
Nastassja Kinski - Tess

“Could you take the car out of neutral? We just got passed by a street sweeper.”
Corey Feldman - Dean

“You drive like old people make love.”
Cher - Mrs. Flax

“I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes.”
Kurt Russell - Jack Burton

“- Officer Alex Shaw: Go faster.
- Maurice: Give me one good reason!
- Officer Alex Shaw: If you don't, I'll push you off the boat.
- Maurice: That's a good reason.”
Jason Patric - Officer Alex Shaw
Glenn Plummer - Maurice

“We just got lapped by an old lady in a walker.”
Dean Cameron - Francis 'Chainsaw' Gremp

Better buckle up, Penny. This car's only got two speeds: "Fast" and "Wow! What Was That?".
D.L. Hughley - Gadgetmobile

“- Rusty Griswold: Dad wasn't speeding. The cop stopped us because Dad forgot to...
- Ellen Griswold: He was speeding, Rusty!
- Rusty Griswold: No he wasn't, Mom. He...
- Clark Griswold: Rusty! Listen to your mother. I was speeding. I was driving like a maniac. We can all be grateful for this man for stopping us.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Scotty Brennen: Listen, what're you tryin' to do, get us all fired? You gotta pace yourself, slowly, slowly.
- Josh: It's my first day.
- Scotty Brennen: I know!”

Jon Lovitz - Scotty Brennen
Tom Hanks - Josh

- Dale Kerrigan: [voice-over] Dad always said “the faster you go, the more you see”.
- Darrel Kerrigan: Did ya see that?
- Dale Kerrigan: What?
- Darrel Kerrigan: Oh back there.
Stephen Curry - Dale Kerrigan
Michael Caton-Jones - Darryl Kerrigan

“- Jenna Reed: Excuse me, driver? Can you go any faster?
- Dale Earnhardt: [looks back] Can I go any faster?
[puts on his trademark black Goodwrench race helmet and accelerates the taxi]
- Dale Earnhardt: Hang on!”
Yasmine Bleeth - Jenna Reed
Dale Earnhardt - Himself

“- Dr. Claire Lewicki: Boy, you're very quick.
- Cole Trickle: You oughta see me drive.”
Nicole Kidman - Dr. Claire Lewicki
Tom Cruise - Cole Trickle

“I believe God made me for a purpose, but he also made me fast. And when I run I feel His pleasure.”
Ian Charleson - Eric Liddell