Students quotes

“- Shale: I'd like to know what area of history you're studying.
- Student: The fuck you history!”
Tom Berenger - Jonathan Shale
Simon Ricky - Student

“- Pilcher: What do you do when you're not detecting, Agent Starling?
- Clarice Starling: I try to be a student, Dr. Pilcher.
- Pilcher: Ever go out for cheeseburgers and beer? The amusing house wine?
- Clarice Starling: Are you hitting on me, doctor?
- Pilcher: Yes.”
Paul Lazar - Pilcher
Jodie Foster - Clarice Starling

“The man who honors his teacher honors himself.”
Collin Chou - Jade Warlord

“Over there you have your skaters. Riffin', raging kids and their ramp tramps. Baggy pants, Dickie wools, doing 50-50 grinds... with a gnarly grab finish on a homemade half-pipe in the woods. Music of choice: The whack of a hacky sack. Drug of choice: Ecstasy, E-tab. Baby, longer lovin' through science.”

Nick Stahl - Gavin Strick

“Of course you don't know. You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you... and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude.”
David Battley - Mr. Turkentine

“Last night was a confluence of too many things happening in too short of a time span. Yeah. I believe there was an inappropriate exchange between teacher and student. I was worked up and under the influence of the demon rum. Reminded me of a spotty incident I once had with a parking lot attendant, which was... At any rate, I hope the entire...” (continue)(continue reading)

Julia Roberts - Mercedes Tainot

“- Mondavarious: I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?
- Daphne: They look like sober, well-behaved college kids.
- Mondavarious: Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.”
Rowan Atkinson - Mondavarious
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Daphne

“I try to give them a little culture now and then so they don't beat each other to death with bicycle chains all the time.”

Woody Allen - David Dobel

“Do you have any idea how college faculty members eat? On what we get paid, a free meal is like honey to a bear to these people! They're going to want to eat enough to hibernate on! They're animals!”
Dan Aykroyd - Clifford Skridlow

“- Professor Stephen Malley: You know, professors aren't teachers, they're salesman.
- Janine Roth: Okay, so what do you sell?
- Professor Stephen Malley: You, to you.”
Robert Redford - Professor Stephen Malley
Meryl Streep - Janine Roth

“- Yentl: I envy them.
- Yentl's Father: The booksellers?
- Yentl: No, not the booksellers, the students. Talking about life, the mysteries of the universe and I'm learning how to tell a herring from a carp.”
Barbra Streisand - Yentl
Nehemiah Persoff - Reb Mendel 'Papa'

- Lehman: There's a new order, I should say "Heil Hiter", but I won't, not to you.
- Professor Victor Roth: Thank you, Lehman.
- Lehman: That is, unless some of the other gentlemen are present, or the students.
William Edmunds - Lehman
Frank Morgan - Professor Viktor Roth

“Three years ago... a high school teacher got obsessed with a female student... he went psycho! He's been in a maximum security prision until three days ago.”
Shawn Driscoll - Officer Will

“Listen guys, there are plenty of successful people who didn't go to college. Albert Einstein. You know? Pocahontas never went to college. Corey Feldman and Corey Haim; they had a great run. Both Lewis and Clark. Suzanne Somers. Bono.”
Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines

“I usually have at least a month before I am faced with student in women's underwear or an artist's rendering of my persona dangling from the rafters. And we're only in the first week. It's frightening to imagine what could happen by Christmas, isn't it?”

James D. O'Reilly - Mr. Bernhardt

“Two tigers cannot live on the same mountain. Likewise, two teachers cannot have the same student!”
Jackie Chan - Lu Yan

“- Frank Wagstaff: Dad wants me to give you up. You know, you're interfering with my studies.
- Connie Bailey: He must think I'm terrible.
- Frank Wagstaff: But I think you're wonderful. You're beautiful.”
Zeppo Marx - Frank Wagstaff
Thelma Todd - Connie Bailey

“- Miss Evelyn Togar: What do you have to say for yourself, young lady?
- Riff Randell: I've seen the errors of my ways. I'd just like to say to all students everywhere that you may think the school is yours for a while, but it's always run by the principal and her administration.”
Mary Woronov - Miss Evelyn Togar
P.J. Soles - Riff Randell

“I'm still here, Todd, because I'm a selfish man. I'm selfish for the rare times when you know you have someone in your class that has rare gifts to go on and do big things on a big scale.”

Robert Redford - Professor Stephen Malley

“- Ray: Hey, did you teach your students how to make things like this?
- Mr. Mehlor: Have you been in a high school recently? My students taught ME how to make stuff like this.”
Ricky Harris - Ray
Dann Florek - Mr. Mehlor

“- Mr. Wheat: What's your hurry, my brother?
- Dexter Reed: My hurry is it's now officially summer vacation and yet I'm still looking at you.
- Mr. Wheat: You're an amazing student. I mean, you sit there and get your test done first, and you were concentrating so hard I thought you were sleep.
- Dexter Reed: Next time make it more challenging.”
Sinbad - Mr. Wheat
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed

“You are a scholar, are you not? Judging from your diminished physique and large forehead, you are suited for nothing else!”

Cree Summer - Princess 'Kida' Kidagakash

“No! Not another one! How many kids are they gonna make me teach?”

James Tolkan - Mr. Thorn

“Quiet, everybody! We have two new students here that I'd like to have you meet. They are exchange students from Europe. It is my great honor to introduce to you Babette and Jacques.”

Daniel Anderson - Linus van Pelt

“If we treat our students like animals, that's exactly how they'll behave!”
Morgan Freeman - Principal Joe Clark