Students quotes

“Law is the ultimate backstage pass. There are now more students in law schools than lawyers walking the streets.”
Al Pacino - John Milton

“- Daphne: I'm looking for clues behind the strange behavior of the college students.
- Voodoo Maestro: Well, here's a clue for you: purple is a fall color. It's the middle of May!”

Sarah Michelle Gellar - Daphne
Miguel A. Núñez Jr. - Voodoo Maestro

“We'll never stop learning, and we'll never stop growing, and we'll never forget the ideals what were instilled in us at our place, 'cause we are shit heads now, and we'll be shit heads forever and nothing you say can do or stamp can take that away from us!”
Justin Long - Bartleby Gaines

“- Sam Hall: I got every question right on the final and the only reason why Mr. Spengler failed me was because I didn't write out the solutions.
- Jack Hall: Why not?
- Sam Hall: I do them in my head.
- Jack Hall: Did you tell him that?
- Sam Hall: I did. He didn't believe me. He said if he couldn't do them in his head then I must be cheating.”

Jake Gyllenhaal - Sam Hall
Dennis Quaid - Jack Hall

“That's a perfectly good trash can. Don't be throwing students at it.”

Pamela Dunlap - Vice Principal

“No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher. Teacher say, student do.”
Pat Morita - Miyagi

“You're my student, you, you have a choice. You don't have to do anything you don't want to do; that is your choice.”
Ron Silver - Alan Dershowitz

“It's by their questions that we choose our students, not only by their answers.”
David de Keyser - Rabbi Zalman

“- Miss Evelyn Togar: I'm very happy to see that you've come to your senses. And what would you have done with the school, anyway?
- Riff Randell: Rock the roof off it.”
Mary Woronov - Miss Evelyn Togar
P.J. Soles - Riff Randell

“I think that Bisexual Asian Studies should have its own building. The question is who goes? The math department or the hockey team?”
Jessica Walter - President Garcia-Thompson

“- Max: I don't need to go to a campus bar to be reminded of my lack of success with a bunch of thrill seeking snotty college kids.
- Skippy: That's us; we're like celebrities to them.”
Chris Eigeman - Max
Jason Wiles - Skippy