Suicide quotes

“She's not happy unless everyone around her is panicked, nauseous or suicidal.”

Anne Hathaway - Andy Sachs

“The war is lost... But if you think that I'll leave Berlin for that, you are sadly mistaken. I'd prefer to put a bullet in my head.”
Bruno Ganz - Adolf Hitler

“If Porthos is determined to end his life, he's bound to seek the opportunity, isn't he?”
Jeremy Irons - Aramis

“- General Richter: Shoots himself in the chest and misses his heart? What was he mumbling?
- General Bonner Fellers: He was apologizing for taking so long to die.
- General Richter: These people are barbaric.
- General Bonner Fellers: They have different ideas of honor.”

Colin Moy - General Richter
Matthew Fox - General Bonner Fellers

“- Doc Fallon: You know what my problem is? I'm a halfway honest man in a nine-tenths dishonest world. What's your problem?
- Hammett: Suicide.
- Doc Fallon: My advice? Don't hesitate.”
Elmer Kline - Doc Fallon
Frederic Forrest - Hammett

- "Candy" Johnson: We're gonna play a little game called committing suicide.
- Brazos Hearn: What are the rules?
- "Candy" Johnson: One of us shoots himself.
- Brazos Hearn: And the other?
- "Candy" Johnson: Laughs his sides off.
Clark Gable - "Candy" Johnson
Albert Dekker - Brazos Hearn

“- Jimmy Tudeski: You're a dentist?
- Oz Oseransky: Afraid so.
- Jimmy Tudeski: You suicidal?
- Oz Oseransky: Why would you say that?
- Jimmy Tudeski: Well, I read that dentists are prone to suicide.
- Oz Oseransky: Look, Jimmy, I may hate my life, but I certainly don't want to die.”
Bruce Willis - Jimmy Tudeski
Matthew Perry - Oz Oseransky

“You are why there is no escape from indecency and gossip and lies. You, Rich, you are why my father had to die. Because he couldn't live in a world like this.”

Elisabeth Moss - Catherine

If only my life could be more like the movies. I want an angel to swoop down to me like he does to Jimmy Stewart in "It's a Wonderful Life" and talk me out of suicide.
Christina Ricci - Elizabeth

“Why is 3 o'clock in the morning always the hour of choice to put on Nick Cave, get depressed and kill yourself? What's wrong with the middle of the day when everyone's awake and ready to call an ambulance?”
Noah Taylor - Danny

“- Athos: What is Porthos doing?
- Aramis: Walking into the barn naked, or so it would seem.
- Athos: But what is he doing?
- Aramis: About to hang himself, I suppose; he's been threatening to do it for months.”
John Malkovich - Athos

“This is a suicide mission. They are not going to land this plane. They are not going to take us back to the airport. We have to do something. I don't think we have much of a choice.”

David Alan Basche - Todd Beamer

“- The Operative: You know, in certain older civilized cultures, when men failed as entirely as you have, they would throw themselves on their swords.
- Dr. Mathias: Well, unfortunately, I forgot to bring a sword.”
Chiwetel Ejiofor - The Operative
Michael Hitchcock - Dr. Mathias

“- Dr. Finch: It would a staged suicide attempt. Of course, your poor mother would have to find you and drive you the hospital, where you would stay for three weeks or a month for observation.
- Augusten Burroughs: I don't know. It doesn't...
- Dr. Finch: Augusten. Where is your spirit of adventure?”

Brian Cox - Dr. Finch
Joseph Cross - Augusten Burroughs

“Your troubles will cease and fortune will smile upon you.”
Ryan Gosling - Henry Letham

“- Bruce Cutler: She shot herself.
- Linda Kenney Baden: You bet she did!
- Bruce Cutler: Why?
- Linda Kenney Baden: Not our problem anymore.”
Jeffrey Tambor - Bruce Cutler
Helen Mirren - Linda Kenney Baden

“- Delia: Open this door, you dead people, or we'll bust it down and we'll drag you out by the ropes you hang yourselves with!
- Lydia: Shh! They didn't commit suicide.
- Delia: It doesn't matter. Lydia, I have a chance to teach you something here: you have got to take the upper hand in all situations or people, whether they're dead or alive,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Catherine O'Hara - Delia
Winona Ryder - Lydia

- Luke: Maybe Hugh Crain was a horrible monster that drove her to it.
- Eleanor "Nell" Vance: Monster? But he built this house with the woman he loved, like the Taj Mahal.
- Theo: The Taj Mahal wasn't a palace, it was a tomb. And equally overdone.

Owen Wilson - Luke Sanderson
Lili Taylor - Nell

“It makes you kill yourself. Just when you thought there couldn't be any more evil that can be invented.”

Zooey Deschanel - Alma Moore

“- Mrs. Plunkett: Oh! Taking the easy way out, you naughty boy!
- Peter Plunkett: Mother, please! This is not easy, this is very, very difficult!”

Liz Smith - Mrs. Plunkett
Peter O'Toole - Peter Plunkett

“Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod.”

Kim Cattrall - Samantha Jones

“- Psychiatrist: Nick, have you ever considered hurting yourself?
- Nick Cassidy: Hurting?
- Psychiatrist: Aham.
- Nick Cassidy: No... but killin'... every goddamn day.”
J. Smith-Cameron - Psychiatrist
Sam Worthington - Nick Cassidy

“- Mitch Leary: Do you believe in the nobility of suicide?
- Frank Horrigan: No. But if you wanna blow your goddamn head off, go ahead. Be my guest.
- Mitch Leary: Nicely put, Frank, but I don't want to leave this miserable world alone.”

John Malkovich - Mitch Leary
Clint Eastwood - Frank Horrigan

“You know, the last one of these guys shot himself in the head playing Russian-Roulette in a bar.”

Sam Shepard - Garrison

“I feel like committing suicide, but I've got so many problems, that wouldn't solve them all.”
Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk