Suicide quotes

- Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: The reason we're gathered here on our God-given, much needed day of rest is that we have a Polish hostage.
- Deacon 'Deke' Kaye: So what if he's Polish?
- Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson: No, no. Means he's one of those "Anyone comes in, I'll blow my head off" type of guys.
Samuel L. Jackson - Sgt. Dan 'Hondo' Harrelson
LL Cool J - Deacon 'Deke' Kaye

“You know, if I had your job, I'd kill myself! Wait here, I'll see if I can dig up a pistol.”

Jon Lovitz - Ernie Capadino

- Conrad "Con" Jarrett: I feel bad about this! I feel really, really bad about this! Just let me feel bad about this!
- Dr. Berger: Okay. I feel bad about it, too.

Timothy Hutton - Conrad
Judd Hirsch - Berger

“- Harry Lime: Where did he go?
- Marv Merchants: Maybe he committed suicide.
- Kevin McCallister: I'm over here you big horse's ass, come and get me before I call the police.”
Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Robin: You don't suppose he'd do anything crazy, do you?
- Geb: Like what?
- Robin: I don't know. Like, hurt himself.
- Geb: Not if it means mussin' his hair.”

Kathryn Witt - Robin
David Clennon - Geb

“This is for you, Damien! All of this is for you!”

Amy Huck - Nanny

“Where I grew up in Brooklyn, everybody was too unhappy to commit suicide.”
Woody Allen - Cliff Stern

“Now I'm depressed. Now I feel like killing myself, but luckily I'm too depressed to bother.”
Christian Slater - Mark Hunter

“- Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade: Give me one good reason not to.
- Charlie Simms: I'll give you two. You can dance the tango and drive a Ferrari better than anyone I've ever seen.
- Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade: You never seen anyone do either.”

Al Pacino - Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade
Chris O'Donnell - Charlie Simms

“I'm sorry. It was a lousy thing to do. But I was just so humiliated I just had to kill myself.”
Andrew McCarthy - Jonathan

“- Rita: You didn't really mean to kill yourself. You were just...
- Trish: Just what, darling? Poor Susan. You think you've got everything, don't you?
- Rita: Trish, you have.
- Trish: Oh yes. When I listen to poetry and music, then I can live. You see, darling, the rest of the time it's just me. And that's not enough.”
Julie Walters - Rita
Maureen Diane Lipman - Trish

“- Joe: What's the matter?
- Angelica: Did you ever think about killing yourself?
- Joe: What... Why would you do that?
- Angelica: Why shouldn't I?
- Joe: Because some things take care of themselves. They're not your job; maybe they're not even your business.”
Tom Hanks - Joe
Meg Ryan - Angelica

“Every single commodity you produce is a piece of your own death!”
Charles Gunning - Hitchhiker Awaiting 'True Call'

“- Dr. Bill Capa: What do you give a suicidal patient who's got everything?
- Dr. Bob Moore: A parachute. I heard it already.”
Bruce Willis - Bill Capa
Scott Bakula - Bob Moore

“You know something? When you kill yourself, it's a homicide, so they do an autopsy. They'll get a knife. They start here. They're gonna split her open. Up here they use shears. Shears, for Christ's sake!”

Paul Newman - Gallagher

“The strangeness of this life cannot be measured. In trying to produce my own death, I was elevated to the status of a living hero.”
Kevin Costner - Lieutenant Dunbar

“- Dr. Finch: Well, the only loophole or way I could see me getting you out of school for any considerable length of time would be for you... to commit suicide.
- Augusten Burroughs: You want me to kill myself?
- Dr. Finch: Well, if you tried to kill yourself, I could explain to the schoolboard that you were psychologically unfit to attend, and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brian Cox - Dr. Finch
Joseph Cross - Augusten Burroughs

“I'm Jack Fine and this is my suicidal son, Bobby.”
Jack Warden - Jack

“- Leon B. Little: How can you live in a hell hole like this? If I lived in a place like this I'd kill myself in an hour.
- Belle: You've been here 45 minutes.”
Eli Wallach - Leon B. Little
Alexis Smith - Belle

“This isn't a real suicide-thing. This is probably one of those cry-for-help things.”

Helena Bonham Carter - Marla Singer

“Look at that, accident black spot! These aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road gladly! Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness!”

Richard R. Grant - Withnail

“You know, the day I did it, I took two razorblades to the bathtub. You know why? Because I knew that once I started to bleed, I'd get weak. And I didn't wanna drop one blade and leave myself half done. Can you imagine that? Can you imagine hating your life so much that you'd wanna bring a backup razor?”
Naomi Watts - Lila Culpepper

“- David Kenyon Webster: He should have killed himself three years ago. Saved us a lot of trouble.
- Lewis Nixon: Yeah, he should have. But he didn't.”

Eion Bailey - David Kenyon Webster
Ron Livingston - Lewis Nixon

“- Angela Dodson: She has to have a Catholic funeral, Father. She has to.
- Father Garret: Angela, it's still considered a mortal sin.
- Angela Dodson: She didn't commit suicide.
- Father Garret: The Bishop believes otherwise. You know the rules, Angela.
- Angela Dodson: Oh, rules! Father... David. This is Isabel. God was the only one she ever...” (continue)(continue reading)

Rachel Weisz - Angela Dodson
Francis Guinan - Father Garret

“- Marlon Borunki: It's very interesting the way you woke up cursing. A large percentage of attempted suicides wake up with exclamations of hostility.
- Wendell Sonny Lawson: Where am I?
- Marlon Borunki: 92% of them ask that. You're in La Playa.
- Wendell Sonny Lawson: The nut house?
- Marlon Borunki: That's a cruel label. We prefer, booby hatch.”
Dom DeLuise - Marlon Borunki
Burt Reynolds - Wendell Sonny Lawson