Swearing quotes
77 swearing quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: The People vs. Larry Flynt
“- Judge Thomas Alva Mantke - L.A. Court: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
- Larry Flynt: No.
- Judge Thomas Alva Mantke - L.A. Court: No?
- Larry Flynt: Your honor, I'm an atheist. I can't very well, uh, swear to a God I don't believe exists.” - From the movie: Outside Providence
“- Mr. Funderberk: These are the rules, listen carefully: no smoking, no drinking, no drugs, no sex, no cheating, no lying, no gambling, no matches.
- Tim Dunphy: No, shit!
- Mr. Funderberk: No swearing.” - From the movie: Joan of Arc
“- La Hire: I swear those Goddamned bloody English will pay for this.
- Joan of Arc: They will. And so will you, if you don't stop swearing!” - From the movie: Southpaw
- From the movie: The Count of Monte Cristo
“I swear on my dead relatives, and even on the ones who are not feeling too good, I am your man forever!”
- From the movie: Speed
- Harry: Fuck you!
- Howard Payne: Oh! In two hundred years we've gone from "I regret but I have one life to give for my country" to "fuck you"? - From the movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
“- Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone.
- Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego.” - From the movie: Grosse Pointe Blank
“- Grocer: And after we do your job, we're gonna do another little job.
- Martin Q. Blank: Tell me about it.
- Grocer: Like I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your fuckin' forehead, and I'm gonna fuck the brain hole!
- Martin Q. Blank: Nice talk, sugar mouth.” - From the movie: Signs
“- Tracey Abernathy, the Pharmacist: I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the 'f-word' a couple of times, but it was mostly 'shit's and 'bastard's. Is 'douche bag' a curse?
- Rev. Graham Hess: I suppose it would depend on its usage.
- Tracey Abernathy, the Pharmacist: How about 'John, you're a douche bag for kissing Barbara'?
- Rev. Graham...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Gone Fishin'
“Holy smokes!”
- From the movie: The Family
- From the movie: The Heat
“God, you guys are just - what is the matter with you? You're such... you're just such jerks! You're just such... shit jerk! You're just a shit jerk dick... fucker! You're a shit jerk dick fucker assholer. And you can all just go fuck yourselves!”
- From the movie: The Family
- From the movie: O Brother, Where Art Thou?
“- Everett: Well, you lying... unconstant... succubus!
- Vernon T. Waldrip: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You can't swear at my fiancé!
- Everett: Oh, yeah? Well, you can't marry my wife!” - From the movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
Don't you know I'd never say "fuck". Fuck.
- From the movie: Eurotrip
“- Hooligan: So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!
- Cooper Harris: Wow. You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here.” - From the movie: The Legend of the Lone Ranger
- From the movie: Woman on Top
“- Toninho: Isabella, I swear on my mother's grave, you are the only woman I ever loved.
- Isabella: Your mother is still alive.
- Toninho: That's not the point.” - From the movie: The Next Karate Kid
“- Julie Pierce: I never think about my future.
- Eric: Sure you do. What're you going to do next month?
- Julie Pierce: Don't know.
- Eric: What're you going to do next week?
- Julie Pierce: Don't care.
- Eric: What're you going to do in the next five seconds?
- Julie Pierce: I'm going to make you swear that you won't tell anybody about the hawk.” - From the movie: Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star
“- Zee James: Bob, have you done this?
- Robert Ford: I swear to God that I didn't.”- From the movie: Sexy Beast
- From the movie: American Wedding
- From the movie: Me, Myself and Irene
“- Shonté Jr.: Okay, so, you're sayin' I add up the atomic masses of the proton and the neutron, right, I see's that, but what do I do with the goddamn electron? Can I bring it over here?
- Jamaal: Enrico Fermi'd roll over in his motherfucking grave if he heard that stupid shit. I mean, he'd just turn over ass up in your face. He wouldn't give a...” (continue)(continue reading) - From the movie: Witchboard
- Brandon Sinclair: Has Linda been acting strange lately? She hasn't been to a single one of her classes all week.
- Jim Morar: What do you mean "strange"?
- Brandon Sinclair: Like nervous tension, insomnia, nausea, any kind of erratic behavior?
- Jim Morar: How did you know?
- Brandon Sinclair: She's been swearing a lot. I think Linda's been... (continue)(continue reading)
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