Swearing quotes

“- Captain James Hook: Peter. I swear to you wherever you go, wherever you are, I vow there will always be daggers bearing notes signed James Hook. They will be flung into doors of your children's children's children, do you hear me?
- Peter Banning: What do you want, old man?
- Captain James Hook: Just you.”
Dustin Hoffman - Captain James Hook
Robin Williams - Peter Banning

“- Norman Thayer Jr.: You like that word, don't you? Bullshit.
- Billy Ray: Yeah.
- Norman Thayer Jr.: It's a good word.”
Henry Fonda - Norman Thayer Jr.
Doug McKeon - Billy Ray

“- Lieutenant Gorman: Look, we can't have any firing in there. I, uh... I want you to collect magazines from everybody.
- Private Hudson: Is he fuckin' crazy?
- Private Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use, man, harsh language?”
William Hope - Lieutenant Gorman
Bill Paxton - Private Hudson
Ricco Ross - Private Frost

- Dr. Kersten: Funky, buttloving!
- George: Did he say "funky buttloving?"
Ross Lehman - Dr. Kersten
Patrick LaBrecque - George

“- Lt. Nikolai Rachenko: Do the americans all swear so much as you do?
- Dewey Ferguson: As a matter of fact, in America, an american can swear whenever, wherever, however much he or she fuckin' well pleases! It's a little something we call freedom of speech, which I'm sure you russians aren't real familiar with!”
Dolph Lundgren - Lt. Nikolai Rachenko
M. Emmet Walsh - Dewey Ferguson

“- Joan: Tell me, Harry, just tell me something. Was she the only one, or were there others?
- Harry Block: No, Amy Pollock was the only one, may God strike me dead if I am lying.
- Joan: You're an atheist, Harry!”
Kirstie Alley - Joan
Woody Allen - Harry Block

“- Ellen Griswold: I honestly don't think you're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road.
- Clark Griswold: Jesus, it's only the biggest damn hole in the world.
- Aunt Edna: Clark, watch your language!
- Clark Griswold: Make that the second biggest.”
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold
Imogene Coca - Aunt Edna

“- Roberta: ...Perky breasts!
- Chrissy: Roberta, you know I don't like it when you swear.
- Roberta: Chrissy, breast is not a dirty word.
- Chrissy: I can't hear you.
- Roberta: Breast.
- Chrissy: Can't hear you.”
Rosie O'Donnell - Roberta
Rita Wilson - Chrissy

“- Tyler: [to Elliot] Douche bag.
- Mary: [hits him on the head] No 'douche bag' talk in my house!”
C. Thomas Howell - Tyler
Dee Wallace - Mary

“- Waiter: Are you ready to order?
- Rose: Yes, goddammit. I'm going to have the fucking poached salmon, with the son-of-a-bitching rice, and a dirty bastard salad with a shitload of Roquefort dressing. Thank you. And um, who knows what this asshole wants.
- Eddie Birdlace: I'll just take a fucking beer.”
Lili Taylor - Rose
River Phoenix - Eddie Birdlace

“- Sergei: I am your slave.
- Eva: I'd believe it more if you weren't staring at your fucking reflection when you said it.
- Instructor: If someone wants to hear profanity, Miss Rodriguez, they can take a subway. They don't need to spend sixty dollars on a ballet ticket.”
Ilia Kulik - Sergei
Zoe Saldana - Eva

“- Jerry Maguire: The fuckin zoo is closed, Ray.
- Ray Boyd: You said fuck.
- Jerry Maguire: Uh... yeah... I...
- Ray Boyd: Don't worry. I won't tell.”
Tom Cruise - Jerry Maguire
Jonathan Lipnicki - Ray Boyd

“By all that I have won, by all that I have written to spread the spirit of France, I swear that he is innocent. May all that melt away; may my name perish if Dreyfus be not innocent. He is innocent.”
Paul Muni - Emile Zola

“- Patch: That old Dirty Dawson! The yellow livered old skunk! I'd like to tear his gizzard out.
- Perdita: Why, Patch, where did you ever hear such talk? Certainly not from your mother!”
Mickey Maga - Patch
Cate Bauer - Perdita

“- Huck Finn: You should be dead and rottin' right about now.
- Tom Sawyer: I had to help Muff. Not helpin' him woulda been wrong.
- Huck Finn: I know but, you swore an oath Tom, don't that mean anythin' to ya?
- Tom Sawyer: Of course it does. It's just, it felt like the right thing to do. Huck it was the right thing to do.
- Huck Finn: No. You...” (continue)(continue reading)
Brad Renfro - Huck Finn
Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Tom Sawyer

Give me an 'H'. Give me a 'U'. Give me a "giant pussy-licking, ass-fucker, cock, shit".
[the other cheerleaders are disturbed]
I'm sorry. That was my Tourette's.

JoAnna Garcia Swisher - Sandy Sue

“All I had was your word. Ain't that worth something to you?”
Blake Heron - Marty Preston

“- Clerk: Do you swear on the Constitution of the United States to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God?
- Witness: Ain't no thing.”
Rick Overton - Clerk
Al White - Witness

“- Moral Statute Machine: Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.
- Simon Phoenix: Yeah, right.
[police sirens approach]
- Simon Phoenix: Fuckers are fast too.
- Moral Statute Machine: You are fined one credit for a violation...” (continue)(continue reading)

Wesley Snipes - Simon Phoenix

“- Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
- Kris Kringle: Yes, but don't I put my hand on a Bible?
- Bailiff: No, sir, you don't.
- Kris Kringle: Well, I'll put my hand on my heart instead. I do.”

Joe Pentangelo - Bailiff
Richard Attenborough - Kris Kringle

I didn't say "fudge". I said the word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!
Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult

- D-Bob: Remember Elza? She's my girl now. We're engaged. Ain't that goddamn something?
- Elza: Dennis!
- D-Bob: Oh yeah, I ain't allowed to say "goddamn" no more.
Jon Favreau - D-Bob
Lauren Katz - Elza

“- Eddie Birdlace: Where's our fucking drinks?
- Rose: You boys sure like to swear.
- Eddie Birdlace: No, we just like to drink.”
River Phoenix - Eddie Birdlace
Lili Taylor - Rose

“- Jules Winnfield: Look, do you wanna play blindman? Go walk with the shepherd. But me, my eyes are wide fucking open.
- Vincent Vega: What the fuck does that mean?
- Jules Winnfield: It means, that's it for me. From here on in you can consider my ass retired.
- Vincent Vega: Jesus Christ.
- Jules Winnfield: Don't blaspheme.
- Vincent Vega:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Samuel L. Jackson - Jules Winnfield
John Travolta - Vincent Vega

“Beth swear. Swear you won't say anything!”

Anna Chlumsky - Jody Salerno