Talking quotes

“I knew a guy who was dyslexic, but he was also cross-eyed, so everything came out right.”
Nick Sutton - Tummler

“- Jenner: Hear me! The Thorn Valley Plan is the aspiration of idiots and dreamers! We... We were just talking about you.
- Justin: That's refreshing, Jenner, usually you're screaming about us.”
Paul Shenar - Jenner
Peter Strauss - Justin

“- Donkey: Hi, Princess!
- Princess Fiona: It talks!
- Shrek: It's getting him to shut up that's the trick!”
Eddie Murphy - Donkey
Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona
Mike Myers - Shrek

“- Lily Bart: You never speak to me.
- Lawrence Selden: I'm never near you long enough.”
Gillian Leigh Anderson - Lily Bart
Eric Stoltz - Lawrence Selden

“- Joel Goodson: You didn't tell anyone, did ya?
- Miles: No... Glen knows.
- Joel Goodson: What about Barry?
- Miles: He knows too.
- Joel Goodson: Okay. Just don't tell anyone.”
Tom Cruise - Joel
Curtis Armstrong - Miles Dalby

“- Dabu: What's up, dawg?
- Sin LaSalle: Must you play into the stereotypes? Turn that mess down. This is the suburbs. I'm in that damn neighborhood watch!”
André Benjamin - Dabu
Cedric the Entertainer - Sin LaSalle

“- Ben Jarhvi: Johnny, are you operational? Please say something?
- Johnny 5: Hubcaps, corn dogs, soul.”
Fisher Stevens - Ben Jahveri
Tim Blaney - Johnny 5

“- Ray Aibelli: Helen, can you do me a favor? Shut your big fat mouth for once! Helen. Helen, wait. I'm sorry! Ok? Please, don't go. Give me one sec... Helen? I'm sorry. I swear to God, I didn't mean to.
- Aunt Helen: You said I had a fat mouth!”

Jeremy Davies - Ray Aibelli
Judette Jones - Aunt Helen

“I'm dying. I know this because my physician has stopped talking about my health and begun discussing the weather.”
Albert Finney - Uncle Henry

“- Rizzo: I've got so many hickeys people will think I'm a leper.
- Kenickie: Relax. A hickey from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!
- Rizzo: You pig!
- Kenickie: Oh, I love it when you talk dirty!”
Stockard Channing - Rizzo
Jeff Conaway - Kenickie

“- Igor: There, wolf. There, castle.
- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Why are you talking that way?
- Igor: I thought you wanted to.
- Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: No, I don't want to.
- Igor: [shrugs] Suit yourself. I'm easy.”
Marty Feldman - Igor
Gene Wilder - Dr. Frederick Frankenstein

“Enchanted? Ha ha ha ha! Who said anything about the castle being enchanted? Ha ha ha.
[to Lumiere] It was you, wasn't it?”

David Ogden Stiers - Cogsworth

“If you want me to keep my mouth shut, it's gonna cost you some dough. I figure a thousand bucks is reasonable, so I want two.”
Gabriel Byrne - Tom Reagan

“What I meant, and what I implied, are two different things.”
Cynthia Rothrock - Terry

“You must tell me all about yourself, in every detail, but oh, so slowly, so very slowly, so that it takes a very, very long time.”

Anthony Andrews - Sir Percy Blakeney

“- Lynn Linden: Something wrong with the way I fucking talk?
- Neal Oliver: No, no, no no no... I mean yes. Yes, you make Mike Tyson sound like an Oxford graduate.”
Amy Smart - Lynn Linden
James Marsden - Neal Oliver

“- Sara Moyer: Look, every time I let you two talk me into something I live to regret it.
- Rudy: Listen, without me you would die of boredom.
- Jen: Us! Without us you would die of boredom.
- Rudy: Whatever.”
Bianca Kajlich - Sara Moyer
Sean Patrick Thomas - Rudy
Katee Sackhoff - Jen

“Jesus, I open my mouth, the whole world turns smart.”
J.E. Freeman - Eddie Dane

“Roseanne was pretty, she had money and she worked hard to be liked, but that didn't mean that guys like me could talk to her.”
Vincent Kartheiser - Vincent

Some things are better left unsaid. "Thank you" is not one of them.
Jude Law - Steven Grlscz

“- Rafferty: He needs someone to talk to.
- Bobby: Well, buy him a German Shepherd.
- Rafferty: He thinks he's worthless.
- Bobby: Well, he might be on to something!
- Rafferty: It's your job to show him he's not.”

Richard Mulligan - Rafferty
Lewis Smith - Bobby Fantana

“- Pumbaa: What'd ya do, kid?
- Young Simba: Something terrible. But I don't wanna talk about it.
- Timon: Good. We don't wanna hear about it.”
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa
Jonathan Taylor Thomas - Young Simba
Nathan Lane - Timon

“Hello. My name is Elliot Moore. I'm just going to talk in a very positive manner, giving off good vibes. We're just here to use the bathroom, and we're just going to leave. I hope that's okay.
[he touches a leaf]
Plastic. I'm talking to a plastic plant. I'm still doing it.”

Mark Wahlberg - Elliot Moore

“- George the Boor at The Boatman: If I speak with the tongues of men and of angels but have not love, I am as a sounding gong or a clanging cymbal.
- Gareth: Good point.”
Rupert Vansittart - George the Boor at The Boatman - Wedding One
Simon Callow - Gareth - Wedding One

“I'm talking here, we're having a conversation here. You want to make a phone call, go to the John!”
Lolita Davidovich - Antoinette Baker