Talking quotes

“- Ellie: We didn't communicate.
- Val: We had sex!
- Ellie: Yes, we had sex. But we never talked.
- Val: Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.”
Téa Leoni - Ellie
Woody Allen - Val

“- ATF Agent Bork: Chief, you know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?
- ATF Agent Flemming: Bork, you're a Federal Agent. You represent the United States government. Never end a sentence with a preposition.”
Greg Kinnear - ATF Agent Bork
Robert Stack - ATF Agent Flemming

“- Bill Firpo: I've got a feeling you're not telling me something.
- Dave Firpo: Well this feeling you're getting is paranoia.”
Nicolas Cage - Bill Firpo
Jon Lovitz - Dave Firpo

“- Charlene Morton: Pretend I'm your wife. Talk dirty to me.
- Peter Sanderson: Um, okay... I wanna kiss you a lot!”
Queen Latifah - Charlene Morton
Steve Martin - Peter Sanderson

“- Alonzo: I've got five. All boys. You ever need a son, you let me know. I'll hook your old lady up. I can't miss.
- Jake: Can we not talk about my family?
- Alonzo: That's cool, I respect that. I remember what it was to have a pretty young bride. You probably still fuck her face to face, don't you?”
Denzel Washington - Alonzo
Ethan Hawke - Jake

“You talk too much with your mouth.”

Joseph Calleia - Nick Varna

“Shut up! I'm having a rhetorical conversation!”
Nathan Lane - Max Bialystock

“- Louden Trott: You're lying.
- Nikki Finn: How do you know?
- Louden Trott: Your lips are moving.”
Griffin Dunne - Loudon Trott
Madonna - Nikki Finn

“Love you say? Well love is another matter.”
David Bennent - Gump

- Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans".
- Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
- Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Brian Cox - Captain O'Hagan
Steve Lemme - Mac
Kevin Heffernan - Farva

“I like talking to grandma, but every Sunday do we have to drive 55 hours just to reach some phone booth?”
Tessa Allen - Gracie Hiller

“- Pfc. Wally Holbrook: Permission to speak freely, Sarge.
- Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko: Permission? What, are we in Russia? Say anything you want.”
Daryl Mitchell - Pfc. Wally Holbrook
Steve Martin - Master Sergeant Ernest G. Bilko

- Cal: The problem most men have is they don't know how to talk to women.
- Andy: You know what my problem is? I am not interesting. What am I supposed to say? I went to magic camp? That I'm an accomplished ventriloquist? Oh, I am the Seventh Degree Imperial Yo-Yo Master. "Ooh, do me, Yo-Yo Master, I want you to do me cause you're the yo-yo guy!".
Seth Rogen - Cal
Steve Carrell - Andy

“- James Ritchie: Am I talking to an actor now, or a human being?
- Chief Ins. Cockburn: Neither sir, I'm a policeman.”
Peter Gallagher - James Ritchie
Malcolm Storry - Chief Ins. Cockburn

“- Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton: The only way we gonna see cash is if we take a bank.
- Cleopatra 'Cleo' Sims: Now see I'm with that shit!
- Lida 'Stony' Newsom: Ya'll niggas done lost ya'll mind. We might as well not even talk about this shit no more.
- Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton: Well I'm talkin' 'bout it. And ain't nobody gonna stop me from...” (continue)(continue reading)
Vivica A. Fox - Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton
Queen Latifah - Cleopatra 'Cleo' Sims
Jada Pinkett Smith - Lida 'Stony' Newsom

“I think you are a very capable person and I value you very much. So far, we've made a good team. But, you know, you talk too much.”

Charles Bronson - Major Grigori Borzov

“I don't want to hear what you have to say, because believe me, you don't want to hear what I have to say.”
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

“The Great White Father who speaks with lightning over the singing wire is sorry for the wounding of his Indian son; but the lightning talk is strong medicine and it must go through.”

Dean Jagger - Edward Creighton

“I want to live in the world that these people are in. No one ever says anything in there, have you noticed? They're all very cool. Like, they're all really deep. It's when people start talking that everything goes to shit.”

Zooey Deschanel - Nessa Watkins

“She is a woman. They say one thing but mean another. No one can unlock their secrets.”

Eric Cantona - Monsieur de Foix

“- Lazlo: Tell everyone that Lazlo Gogolak is back in town.
- Strabo: How are they gonna tell everyone when they're dead?”

Kevin Pollak - Lazlo
Frank Collison - Strabo

“- Angelica: You must be tired.
- Joe: I don't mind talking.
- Angelica: Well, I do! This is one of those typical conversations where we're all open and sharing our innermost thoughts and it's all bullshit and a lie and it doesn't cost you anything!”
Meg Ryan - Angelica
Tom Hanks - Joe

“When I speak nobody believes me, but when I write it down everybody knows it to be true.”
Michael Wincott - Rene Ricard

“I try not to live in past, only present tense since I come to America.”

Tony Shalhoub - Misha Vilyenkov

“Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.”
Jim Carrey - Joel Barish