Teachers quotes

“I've never taught before and you've never thought before. So good luck to all of us.”

Danny DeVito - Bill Rago

“- Beck: You're really a college professor? You're not from the CIA, the NSA or any of those three letter places?
- Josh: No, I am a boring college professor.”
Hilary Swank - Beck
Aaron Eckhart - Josh

“I'm a teacher. All I need are minds for molding.”
Jack Black - Dewey Finn

“These guys, they can't get a job, they put an ad in the trades, they call themselves teachers. What do they teach us? How to be more fucked up than we already are!”
Gregg Henry - Sam Bouchard

“The high school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity, he threw the teacher out the window!”
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“You're full of shit, man. You just sit there in your office. A scholarship here, no scholarship there. He goes. He stays. Who in the hell gave you that power? You're just a coach. You're just a high school football coach. I mean, I don't know. What, what, I don't know.”

Tom Cruise - Stefen Djordjevic

“- Professor Neuman: You see, this is us, and we're travelling around the sun-- that's a one-point-three million mile trip, every year! You might say that each and every one of us is a crewmember here on 'spaceship earth'.
- Kid: When would we say that?
- Professor Neuman: Anytime... dinner... literally anytime.”
David Hyde Pierce - Henry Newman

“- Janice: You stay away from my daughter or I'm gonna have you fired!
- Ms. Walcott: That would be a bit hard. I'm her teacher.
- Janice: And you're also gay!”
Stockard Channing - Janice
Kelly Rowan - Ms. Lynn Walcott

“My kindergarten teacher. I was four. She said I was too advanced for my class, and so they skipped a grade. I didn't want to be skipped, but everybody acted like I was so special. Then pretty soon I working even harder to get skipped all over again. And that, my friend, is how you end up in the junkyard.”
Jeff Daniels - Charles Tuttle

“- Armand Duvalle: I am a great teacher, not a great lover.
- Lucy Warriner: That's right, Armand. No one could ever accuse you of being a great lover.”
Alexander D'Arcy - Armand Duvalle
Irene Dunne - Lucy Warriner

“For some miraculous reason, it's a wonderful feeling having a teacher you've seen dance naked in front of a mirror.”

Woody Allen - Joe, the Narrator

“Maybe I should thank someone else. Someone who's really been there, someone who taught me a lot, about poetry and Shakespeare, and just staying awake, man. Someone who's just an overall great guy, a great teacher... to Howard Brackett from Greenleaf, Indiana!”
Matt Dillon - Cameron Drake

“My first grade teacher, Miss Nimvel, told Dede that I never paid attention. That I was probably retarded, and that I had a very limited future as a citizen of the United States. Then a week later, she said I should probably skip second grade, maybe even skip elementary school altogether.”
Adam Hann-Byrd - Fred Tate