Teaching quotes
191 teaching quotes, film quotes, movie lines, taglines- From the movie: Return of the Secaucus 7
“- Frances Carlson: You know, I can't imagine you guys teaching. I mean, is it the same old stuff we got?
- Mike Donnelly: Well, I start the year with the Boston Police Strike.
- Irene Rosenblue: They let you teach that?
- Mike Donnelly: They let you teach just about anything, so long as you keep the students from knifing each other.” - From the animation: The Simpsons
- From the movie: Elizabethtown
“I teach my kids about the things that really matter. I will teach them about Abraham Lincoln and Ronnie Van Zandt, because they are equally important in my house.”
- From the movie: Tower Heist
“Nobody teaches a writer anything. You tell'em what you know. You tell'em to find their voice and stay with it. You tell the ones that have it to keep at it. You tell the ones that don't have it to keep at it too because that's the only way they're gonna get to where they're going.”
- From the movie: One Eight Seven
“Are you willing to die for stupidity Cesar? Cause ya see I am, if it'll teach you something.”
- From the movie: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
“The class is Pain 101. Your instructor is Casey Jones.”
- From the movie: Mask
- From the movie: Warlock
- From the movie: He's Just Not That Into You
“Girls are taught a lot of stuff growing up. If a guy punches you he likes you. Never try to trim your own bangs and someday you will meet a wonderful guy and get your very own happy ending. Every movie we see, every story we're told implores us to wait for it, the third act twist, the unexpected declaration of love, the exception to the rule.”
- From the movie: Bend It Like Beckham
“At least I taught her full Indian dinner, the rest is up to God.”
- From the movie: Tuesdays with Morrie
- From the movie: Charlie Chan in Rio
“Experience teaches unless eyewitness present, every murder case is long shot.”
- From the movie: Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
“Of course you don't know. You don't know because only I know. If you knew and I didn't know, then you'd be teaching me instead of me teaching you... and for a student to be teaching his teacher is presumptuous and rude.”
- From the movie: My Life So Far
- From the movie: Class
“I know we're supposed to give our full co-operation to this stupid and pointless investigation. But when they interrupt one of my classes, it pisses me off.”
- From the movie: Class of 1984
“- Terry Corrigan: I'll bet I know who you are. You're Mr. Goldstein's replacement. Terry Corrigan, biology.
- Andrew Norris: Andy Norris, music. What's the gun for?
- Terry Corrigan: Where have you been teaching lately?
- Andrew Norris: Lately? Nowhere.
- Terry Corrigan: It figures.” - From the movie: A Beautiful Mind
“Classes will dull your mind, destroy the potential for authentic creativity.”
- From the movie: The World Is Not Enough
“- Q: Pay attention, 007. I've always tried to teach you two things. First, never let them see you bleed.
- James Bond: And the second?
- Q: Always have an escape plan.” - From the movie: A Goofy Movie
“- Max Goof: But, Dad, I don't even know how to fish.
- Goofy: That's never stopped me. I'm gonna show you a little secret that has been handed down for twelve or thirteen Goof generations: the perfect cast.” - From the movie: Driving Miss Daisy
- From the movie: Dan in Real Life
“Instead of telling our young people to plan ahead, we should tell them to plan to be surprised.”
- From the movie: Battle Beyond the Stars
“The Varda teach us that each form has its function.”
- From the movie: Kitty Foyle
“It's a man's duty to instruct a woman in all subjects.”
- From the movie: Pay It Forward
- Trevor McKinney: Were you just being nice?
- Eugene Simonet: About what?
- Trevor McKinney: About my idea. Do you think it's good, or were you just being teachery?
- Eugene Simonet: "Teachery"?
- Trevor McKinney: Bullshitting.
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