Teaching quotes

“I'll make it up to Odie tomorrow. I'll teach him how to drink out of the toilet.”

Bill Murray - Garfield

“We throw a lot of fancy words in front of these kids in order to attract them to going to school in the belief that they're gonna have a better life, and we know that all were doing is breeding a whole new generation of buyers and sellers, buyers and sellers! Pimps and whores, Pimps and whores! and indoctrinating them into a life long hell of...” (continue)(continue reading)

Lewis Niles Black - Ben Lewis

“You taught me how to love.”

Walter Huston - Abraham Lincoln

“Once you design something to learn, you can't put stipulations on what it learns! Learn this, but don't learn that? He could learn from Adolf Hitler, he could learn from Captain Kangaroo! It's all the same to him!”
Richard Roxburgh - Dr. Keith Orbit

“Let us pretend that we are in the drawing room and the hostess is serving tea. Now many numerous little questions confront us. Should the man rise when he accepts his cup of tea? May lump sugar be taken with the fingers? No. Is it good form to accept a second cup? Should the napkin be entirely unfolded or should the centre crease be allowed to...” (continue)(continue reading)

Vincent Price - The Inventor

“- Anne: I'm the new schoolteacher of Bourkassa.
- Lucien Cordier: That's a fine profession. A vocation, I'd say. Thanks to you, black children will be able to read their daddy's name on French war memorials.”
Irène Skobline - Anne - la nouvelle institutrice
Philippe Noiret - Lucien Cordier

“Let this be a lesson to anyone else who wants to surrender.”

Eijiro Ozaki - Lieutenant Okubo

“- Pyatt: Little more, little less, just take the money.
- Billie Jean: For my troubles? Or to keep my mouth shut? Or maybe for a few minutes in the upstairs room of your store. How much is that worth to you, Mister Pyatt?
- Pyatt: Nobody forced you up there, you knew exactly what you were doing.
- Billie Jean: But what about our lessons? Pay as...” (continue)(continue reading)
Richard Bradford - Pyatt
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“- Charles Remington: I'm a very considerate man. My mother taught me that. What the hell you laughing about? You don't think I'm considerate?
- Samuel: I don't believe you had a mother.”
Michael Douglas - Charles Remington
John Kani - Samuel

“- Fred: I could have shaved the wrong way all my life and never have known it. And then I could have taught my son to shave the wrong way without him ever knowing it either.
- Marta: You have a son?
- Fred: No... But I might someday. And then maybe I'll teach him to shave the wrong way.”
Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton
Mira Sorvino - Marta Ferrer

“Playing music is supposed to be fun. It's about heart, it's about feelings, moving people, and something beautiful, and it's not about notes on a page. I can teach you notes on a page, I can't teach you that other stuff.”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Glenn Holland

“- Shirley Hastings: And what about Les? He's taught you everything you know, and you're just throwing it back in his face!
- Scott Hastings: I'm bored with it!
- Shirley Hastings: I don't believe I'm hearing this! I've been with your father for twenty-five years! Do you think I get bored? Of course I do!”
Pat Thomson - Shirley Hastings
Paul Mercurio - Scott Hastings

“A man can't breathe, he can't fight.”
Thomas Ian Griffith - Terry

“I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.”

Jack Black - Dewey Finn

“- Sean Armstrong: I was a big kid, I still got whooped every day. My old man never taught me to take care of myself, he never taught me nothing.
- Alex Mason, Jr.: So how'd you get them to stop beating on you?
- Sean Armstrong: I graduated.”
Hulk Hogan - Sean Armstrong
Robert Hy Gorman - Alex Mason, Jr.

“- Roy Waller: I'm not teaching you anything...
- Angela: Why not?
- Roy Waller: Because you're far too bright and innocent and beautiful and I'm not going to screw that up like everything else!”

Nicolas Cage - Roy Waller
Alison Lohman - Angela

“- Principal Elder: Bruce, we do things differently here. One of the things we do not do is teach our secrets to white, blacks. They are the enemy.
- Bruce Lee: They are not the enemy. They just don't know us. We've been so closed for so long, they've never seen the real beauty of our culture. Lets show it to them.”

Aki Aleong - Principal Elder
Jason Scott Lee - Bruce Lee

“Your old tutor did you a great disservice, Mr. Kynaston. He taught you how to speak, and swoon, and toss your head but he never taught you how to suffer like a woman, or love like a woman. He trapped a man in a woman's form and left you there to die!”
Claire Danes - Maria Hughes

“Shane, you've got three pairs. You can't have six cards! You can't have six cards in a five-card game!”

Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan

“I'd like to apologize to you gentlemen for referring to you all as homosexuals. You taught me a valuable lesson in life.”
Nicolas Cage - Sailor Ripley

“All I want now is a little grand-child. A little Porky. Someone I can put on my knee, teach them to go fishing, gamble, break heads, kick ass. Someone I can be proud of. Carry on the family name.”
Chuck Mitchell - Porky Wallace

“They never taught us really useful like how to light a cigarette in the wind, or make a fire out of wet wood, or bayonet a man in the belly instead of the ribs where it gets jammed.”

William Bakewell - Albert

“I am proud of you, my sons. Tonight you have learned the final and greatest truth of the Ninja: that ultimate mastering comes not from the body, but from the mind. Together, there is nothing your four minds cannot accomplish.”
Kevin Clash - Splinter

“- Jeremy: You were a girl once. Maybe you can teach me how to... you know, how to...
- Mrs. Brisby: Behave yourself?
- Jeremy: I'm not that bad. I just need a few pointers to polish my style.”
Dom DeLuise - Jeremy
Elizabeth Hartman - Mrs. Brisby

“- Roland T. Flakfizer: That spells cash with a capital...
- Jacques: K!
- Roland T. Flakfizer: You should go back to school.
- Jacques: I hated teaching.”
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer
Bob Nelson - Jacques