Teens quotes

“I didn't go past second base, which means nothing below the waist... my waist not his.”
Drew Barrymore - Beverly Donofrio

“I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?”
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - The Writer

“They had Greta Thunberg headlining. She’s this teenage girl who’d become famous even though everything she says is depressing. Kind of like Billie Eilish.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Dash Bracket

“For 18 years your mother is the most important person to you in your entire life. And then... and then... One day poof! You're gone. And then what are you supposed to do. Like, just adjust? Just like that?”
Goldie Hawn - Linda Middleton

“- Mon Mothma: On your own from the age of fifteen; reckless, aggressive, and undisciplined.
- Jyn Erso: This is a rebellion, isn't it? I rebel.”
Genevieve O'Reilly - Mon Mothma
Felicity Jones - Jyn Erso

“I wanna be thirty and flirty and thriving.”
Christa B. Allen - Young Jenna

“- Randal: Seventeen year olds nowadays are crazy. They're up for anything. They even like it when you go ass to mouth.
- Dante: Oh, my God.
- Randal: What?
- Dante: Are you serious?
- Randal: I don't fuck around when it comes to ass to mouth.
- Dante: You never go ass to mouth!”
Jeff Anderson - Randal
Brian O'Halloran - Dante

- Dudley Laywicker: Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid.
- Dudley's Mother: You're going to be late, dear?
- Dudley Laywicker: Not “late”, mother, “laid”. The past participle of the verb “to lay”. Mother, I am going to screw someone.
Stuart Pankin - Dudley Laywicker
Mina Kolb - Dudley's Mother

“- Dad: Listen, have you noticed anything weird about our Billy lately?
- Tony: What are you after like, a list?”
Gary Lewis - Dad
Jamie Draven - Tony

“Listen up limp dick as for you pitiful knowledge of what a real women wants. I’m not going to waste my time on some loser who doesn’t even know what snowblowing is. It has to be said my new boyfriend he's in high school and every time we talk about you he laughs his ass off about you.”
Jena Malone - Anna Harrison

“I don't give a damn if Marvin Gaye is gonna be there, you’re not going to that party!”
Robin Harris - Pop

“ - Charlotte Flax: I don’t want to go, I want to stay!
- Mrs. Flax: And do what?
- Charlotte Flax: Finish High school!
- Mrs. Flax: Great start! What’s your major, Town Tramp?
- Charlotte Flax: No, mom! The town already has one!”
Winona Ryder - Charlotte Flax
Cher - Mrs. Flax

“These Autobots are like teenage kids, they like to sneak out of the house every once in a while.”
Josh Duhamel - Lennox

“I’m not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism.”
Jenna Ortega - Wednesday Addams

“Cynthia Sullivan-Hi, Jake, look how big you're getting.
Jake Harper-It's called puberty.
Charlie Harper-It's called donuts.
”
Christina Moore - Cynthia Sullivan
Charlie Sheen - Charlie Harper
Angus T. Jones - Jake Harper

“Frank-I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hotdogs to teenagers.
Michael Kelso-You got both your legs, Frank.
Frank-Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam!”
Mitch Hedberg - Frank
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso

“I’m a teenager. We act without thinking, and we get zits. It’s what we do.”
Miley Cyrus - Miley Stewart

“You have so many years and screw-ups ahead of you.”
Lauren Graham - Lorelai Gilmore

“Ryan-I used to want to be an architect.
Kirsten-And what do you want to be now?
Ryan-Seventeen.”
Ben McKenzie - Ryan Atwood
Kelly Rowan - Kirsten Cohen

“Musicians for the most part are monosyllabic teenagers who really don't have a whole lot to say.”
Mark Ruffalo - Dan

“It shouldn’t matter what anyone in the school thinks. You are who you are. Don’t let anyone take that away from you.”
Asa Butterfield - Otis Milburn

“Do you know how long I’ve been called Cock Biter? Four years. People I’ve never met call me Cock Biter to my face. I bit Simon Furthassle’s scrote. I had sex with four guys at the same time. I fucked my second cousin. I’ll give you a hand job for a fiver if you like. Do you know how it started? Simon tried to kiss me at Claire Tyler’s 14th...” (continue)(continue reading)
Emma Mackey - Maeve Wiley

“Vivian-Hey, mom, what do sixteen year-olds care about?
Vivian’s Mom-When I was sixteen, all I cared about was smashing the patriarchy and burning it all down.”
Amy Poehler - Vivian’s Mom
Hadley Robinson - Vivian

“Hi. I’m Eep. In my defense, I had been living in a cave my whole life, and I didn’t really come across other people very often, let alone a boy! And to think, the only two teenagers in the world, and we found each other. It’s like fate brought us together. My whole family loved him, except for dad. But eventually, Guy won him over.”
Emma Stone - Eep

“He gives me a funny feeling, like I have butterflies in my stomach. Not just the ones I had for lunch, but like other butterflies.”
Emma Stone - Eep