Test quotes

“Every Monday, you will have a practice quiz. Every Wednesday, you will have a real quiz. Every Friday, you will have an exam. And any time I feel like it, you will have a surprise quiz or exam.”

Claudia Wilkens - Mrs. Madigan

“You know what they say, darling, being tested only makes you stronger.”
Elizabeth McGovern - Cora Crawley

“I wasn't as nervous when I rated for the results of a Hep-C test. Then again, I didn't study for that one at all.”
Kat Dennings - Max Black

“Uh, guys, after finding the drugs, helping save Chen and helping me blow up the bad girl with a Roman candle, it's a pleasure to say you are officially no longer trainees.”

The Rock - Mitch Buchannon

“I have this kind of crazy philosophy that your grades should represent your grasp of the material and not your negotiating skills - which are amazing, by the way.”
Greg Kinnear - Prof. Edward Alcott

“- Alex Rogan: That was just a game, Centauri!
- Centauri: A game! Well, you may thought it was a game, but it was also a test. Aha, a test. Sent out across the universe to find those with the gift to be Starfighters. And here you are, my boy! Here you are!”
Lance Guest - Alex Rogan
Robert Preston - Centauri

“I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. Pencils ready!”
David Battley - Mr. Turkentine

“I'm very much afraid, sir, that your greatest test is yet to come.”

Anthony Andrews - Stanley Baldwin

“The Richmonds are flooded, electricity's gone off. God is testing us and I for one am gonna be prepared. Where's the vodka?”
Elaine Stritch - Diane

“- Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
- Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.”
James Daughton - Greg Marmalard
John Vernon - Dean Vernon Wormer

“- Sergeant Neff: What were you trying to do, Damien? What were you trying to do?
- Damien Thorn: I was just answering questions, Sergeant.
- Sergeant Neff: You were showing off.
- Damien Thorn: No, I just knew all the answers. Somehow I just knew them all.”
Lance Henriksen - Sergeant Neff
Jonathan Scott-Taylor - Damien Thorn

“Forget about that test tomorrow, baby. You're finished in this business before you even start! You're wiped out! You're finished!”

Gavin MacLeod - C. S. Divot

“Dwight said I had as much chance of passing the test as he had of farting his way through the star spangled banner.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Toby

“Every thousand years, I test each life system in the Universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness... if these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless - I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us. I call...” (continue)(continue reading)
Max von Sydow - The Emperor Ming

“One thing I’ve noticed about the guys at the top is they’re so relaxed and calm – it’s about not having anything to prove except doing good work.”
Shawn Roberts

“I was 12 years old, so auditioning for a TV show was something I didn’t even think really happened.”
Shawn Roberts

“I hate tests. It's a really lousy way to judge a person's ability.”
Bill Paxton

“Like actors, directors get typecast.”
Randal Kleiser

“- P.E. Teacher: Now you are gonna complete these sprints, because if you don't, you fail. And if you fail gym, you'll never get into college.
- Josie Geller: You guys are still telling that lie?”
Jennifer Parsons - P.E. Teacher
Drew Barrymore - Josie Geller

“- Doctor Paul Novotny: Bill Hardy has been a good test subject for us before.
- Alex Gardner: Oh, he's a steel worker. I'll probably wind up in some bad beer commercial.”
Max von Sydow - Doctor Paul Novotny
Dennis Quaid - Alex Gardner

“You know those drugstore kits that tell you when you're pregnant? They should have one that tells you when you're sane.”
Kristin A. Scott Thomas - Kay Chandler

“It was a wonderful, heroic moment for Holmes. But little did he know that his amazing powers and talents would soon be put to a much greater test, a test of terrifying and deadly proportions.”

Michael Hordern - Dr. Watson

“You are not inferior. Your grades may be. Your school may have been. But you can turn all that around and make liars out of those bastards in exactly one hour, when you take that test, pass it, and win!”

Morgan Freeman - Principal Joe Clark

“It's like sex, hardly anyone gets it right the first time.”

Sean Young - Billie Lee Guthrie

“- Spock: Cadet Kirk, you somehow managed to install and activate a subroutine in the programming code, thereby changing the conditions of the test.
- James T. Kirk: Your point being?
- Admiral Richard Barnett: In academic vernacular, you cheated.”
Zachary Quinto - Spock
Chris Pine - James T. Kirk
Tyler Perry - Admiral Richard Barnett