Thinking quotes

“I do things without thinking. Later I understand. I never plan ahead.”
Philippe Noiret - Lucien Cordier

“Nobody thinks clearly at the airport.”
Nicolas Cage - Jack Campbell

“Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your ass.
[Evelyn starts to cry]
Are you crying? Are you crying? Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!”

Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan

“- Henry Nash: What are you thinking about now?
- Indian Bob: Naked women.”

Brad Johnson - Henry Nash
Bob Primeaux - Indian Bob

- Oscar: Don'tcha think he'd be gone by now?
- Stuart: What, I pay you to think?
- Oscar: You know boss, I too have feelings.
- Stuart: "I too have feelings"? What are you doing, going to college now?
Vincent Bufano - Oscar
Richard Bright - Stuart

“- Stephanie: There's gotta be more to life than just makin' out.
- Paulette: Y'know, I never thought of it that way!”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Stephanie
Lorna Luft - Paulette

“- Woman at Jewish Reception: You were crying.
- John Beckwith: Oh shit! You weren't supposed to see that. Now you probably think I'm a big pussy.
- Woman at Jewish Reception: No, you were so sweet.”
Tanaya Nicole - Woman at Jewish Reception
Owen Wilson - John Beckwith

“- CID Officer: We believe foul play was involved.
- Tommy Patel: Surely you don't think I...
- CID Officer: I don't think anything, sir. I'm a police officer.”
Cal MacAninch - CID Officer
Eric Idle - Tommy Butterfly Rainbow Peace Patel

“- Copper: I think I did a good job tracking down those varmints for you.
- Chief: Tracking and smelling ain't enough. You gotta think nasty.”
Kurt Russell - Copper
Pat Buttram - Chief

Little girl, the big cage door is open. No snake. Dead guy. You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking, "Who woke me up at nine in the morning for this?".

Cedric the Entertainer - Constable

“I think, therefore you is.”
Robin Williams - King of the Moon

“- Hedley Lamarr: Think of your secretary...
[the pen goes straight in]
- Governor William J. Le Petomane: Thank you. That's a good one.”

Mel Brooks - Hedley Lamarr
Mel Brooks - Governor William J. Le Petomane

“- Ste Pearce: Do you think I'm queer?
- Jamie Gangel: It don't matter what I think.”
Scott Neal - Ste Pearce
Glen Berry - Jamie Gangel

“Once you start compromising your thoughts, you're a candidate for mediocrity.”
Corey Parker - Arnold B. Epstein

“- Amanda Shelton: My friend Nolan told me this thing about men and sex, that they think about it 238 times a day and when they do they adjust their belts.
- Tom Bartlett: That's ridiculous, no, no, not the belt, I meant the amount. That's ridiculous. Do the math I'm awake maybe 17 hours a day. Times 60 would be 1020, divided by 238, that would...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Amanda Shelton
Sean Patrick Flanery - Tom Bartlett

“- Friday: He'd better tell me where Connie is or I'll shove that collar so far down his throat I'll have to take off his shoes to ring his neck!
- Streebek: Friday, listen to yourself! You're not thinking like a cop any more, you're thinking like a man in love!”

Dan Aykroyd - Friday
Tom Hanks - Streebek

“- Danny: I thought you loved me.
- Sarah: Really, what made you think that?
- Danny: Probably when you said you loved me.”
Jude Law - Danny
Hillary Matthews - Sarah

“- Tom Beck: What was I just thinking?
- Lloyd Gallagher: That I'm full of shit.
- Tom Beck: Impressive.
- Lloyd Gallagher: Not really. Quite simple to read.”

Michael Nouri - Tom Beck
Kyle MacLachlan - Lloyd Gallagher

“- John Robie: You know what I think?
- Frances Stevens: About what?
- John Robie: You.
- Frances Stevens: I don't really care.”
Cary Grant - John Robie
Grace Kelly - Frances Stevens

- Harriet Michaels: Charlie, have you ever stood at the edge of a cliff or a subway platform with someone and you thought just for a split second "what if I pushed him?".
- Charlie Mackenzie: Well, not really. Usually I follow the Judeo-Christian ethic of "Thou shalt not kill" but that's just me.
Nancy Travis - Harriet Michaels
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie

“Will you hold me in your mind as being ardent and sincere in this one thing? Think now and then that there is a man who would give his life to keep a life you love beside you?”

Ronald Colman - Sydney Carton

“You don't think about it, you don't hesitate, you just do it, you understand? Otherwise, you're gonna go home to your mama in a box, alright?”

Frank Whaley - Chamberlain - Medic

“Thought is real. Physical is the illusion. Ironic, huh?”
Cuba Gooding Jr. - Albert Lewis

“Dear Diary, today I tried not to think about Mr. Knightley. I tried not to think about him when I discussed the menu with Cook... I tried not to think about him in the garden where I thrice plucked the petals off a daisy to acertain his feelings for Harriet. I don't think we should keep daisies in the garden, they really are a drab little...” (continue)(continue reading)

Gwyneth Paltrow - Emma Woodhouse

“- Kaye: You know, you guys were in class trying to list all the Gilligan's Island episodes without even a hint of irony.
- Shavonne: What the hell are you talking about, girl?
- Kaye: You weren't thinking about it, were you?
- Shavonne: Gilligan's Island?
- Kaye: It's what's called a male pornographic fantasy.
- Shavonne: Oh my...
- Kaye: Think...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christine Harnos - Kaye
Deena Martin - Shavonne
Michelle Burke - Jodi Kramer