Thinking quotes

“- Whit: I think she's telling the truth.
- Walker: Really? Well, I don't pay you to think, do I? I pay you to lie, cheat, and steal.”
Elias Koteas - Whit
Stuart Wilson - Walker

“- Navin: Do you think it's possible that someday, you could make love with me and think of him?
- Marie: Who knows, maybe you and he could make love and you could think of me.
- Navin: I'd just be happy to be in there somewhere.”

Steve Martin - Navin
Bernadette Peters - Marie

- Mitch Taylor: What are you doing?
- Chris Knight: Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said "... I drank what?".

Gabriel Jarret - Mitch Taylor
Val Kilmer - Chris Knight

“- Rosemary Cross: Has it ever crossed your mind that you're far too young for me?
- Max Fischer: It crossed my mind that you might consider that a possibility.”
Olivia Williams - Rosemary Cross
Jason Schwartzman - Max Fischer

“- Gin: I'm not who you think I am, Mac.
- Mac: I hope not. For your sake.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gin
Sir Sean Connery - Mac

“- Lawrence Jamieson: Do you ever have a single thought that originates from above the waist?
- Freddy Benson: No!”
Sir Michael Caine - Lawrence Jamieson
Steve Martin - Freddy Benson

“It's not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas and thinking.”
Richard White - Gaston

“At least you're thinking. Most people don't think, James.”
Michael Douglas - Prof. Grady Tripp

“Keep you thoughts as pure as the water.”
Victor Wong - The Old Man

“Sometimes in the heat of passion, the little head tells the big head what to do, and the big head should think twice about what you are doing.”
Robert De Niro - Lorenzo

“Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.”
Peter Weller - Bill Lee

“The most honest moment in a man's life are the few minutes after he's blown his load; now that is a medical fact. And the reason for it is that you're no longer trying to get laid, you're actually... you're thinking like a girl, and girls love that.”
Chris Elliott - Dom

“- Robo-Brenda: I look just like you! Only prettier... hey, I bet we even share brain waves! Are you thinking about gelato? Cause I am!
- Dr. Brenda Bradford: Ok... I'm going to go find John.
- Robo-Brenda: Aw... well, don't you wanna hang out?”
Joely Fisher - Robobrenda
Joely Fisher - Brenda

“- Frank Fencepost: Felix, do you think women are thinking something?
- Bartender: More than you know, Frank. More than you'll ever know.”
Adam Beach - Frank Fencepost
Namir Khan - Bartender

My Master Yoshi's first rule was "Possess the right thinking. Only then can one receive the gifts of strength, knowledge, and peace".
Kevin Clash - Splinter

“When I'm flying, son, it is solo. And you know that feeling when you're talking along and you pause for a minute, maybe freshen your bourbon, do up the fly or something, you look around real careful and you know in your heart it's all just wasted. Ain't nobody understands where you're at, all your private jokes and subtle conversations just...” (continue)(continue reading)

Powers Boothe - Cash Bailey

“Kung fu is more than a system of fighting. It's a system of thought. You must outthink your opponent, whatever form he takes... because some of them will be more than just men.”

Luoyong Wang - Yip Man

“- Pu Yi - 15 Years: Is it true, Mr. Johnston, that many people out there have had their heads cut off?
- Reginald 'R. J.' Johnston: It is true, your majesty. Many heads have been chopped off. It does stop them thinking.”
Tao Wu - Pu Yi - 15 Years
Peter O'Toole - Reginald 'R. J.' Johnston

“I like you, Lois. You're like a man. You think with your nuts.”
Dylan Baker - Jonathan Bendel

“- Roger Murtaugh (Lethal Weapon): Just answer the question!
- Martin Riggs (Lethal Weapon): Do you wanna hear that sometimes I think about eatin' a bullet? Huh? Well, I do! I even got a special bullet for the occasion with a hollow point, look! Make sure it blows the back of my goddamned head out and do the job right! Every single day I wake up...” (continue)(continue reading)

Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs

“- Det. Tom Spellacy: Msgr. Spellacy's table, please.
- Headwaiter: I thought that Msgr. Spellacy would be dining with Mr. Amsterdam.
- Det. Tom Spellacy: Well, you thought wrong, fuckhead.”
Robert Duvall - Det. Tom Spellacy
Colin Hamilton - Headwaiter

“- Emily Monroe Norton Kane: Charles, people will think...
- Kane: What I tell them to think.”
Ruth Warrick - Emily Monroe Norton Kane
Orson Welles - Kane

“You just keep thinkin', Butch. That's what you're good at.”
Robert Redford - The Sundance Kid

“- Has Faith in Groups: That's what I hate: When you start talking like this, like you just pull in these things from the shit you read, and you haven't thought it out for yourself, no bearing on the world around us, and totally unoriginal.
- Based on Authoritative Sources: Okay, great. Personal attacks now, is that it? I thought we were beyond...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sarah Harmon - Has Faith in Groups
Robert Pierson - Based on Authoritative Sources

“Tell me, what do you think of the traffic problem? What do you think of the marriage problem? What do you think of at night when you go to bed, you beast?”
Groucho Marx - Captain Jeffrey Spaulding