Threat quotes

“Every Monday, you will have a practice quiz. Every Wednesday, you will have a real quiz. Every Friday, you will have an exam. And any time I feel like it, you will have a surprise quiz or exam.”

Claudia Wilkens - Mrs. Madigan

“Hey head, say bye bye to the neck! Decapito!”

Josh Helman - Slit

“I'd like to shove this up your ass, but I don't want to dirty my hands.”
Charles Bronson - Lieutenant Crowe

“Move on nigger, before I carpet my cell with your black skin.”
Lanny Flaherty - Big Al

“- Murphy Jones: You are a miserable little son of a bitch, you know that? I don't know why she took you in the house... I'd bed you down with the dogs! And I'll tell you something else, mister, you may be a lot younger and stronger, but you're about to get your ass kicked from here to the state line... and I'm wearin' the boots that can do it!
-...” (continue)(continue reading)
James Garner - Murphy Jones
Brian Kerwin - Bobby Jack Moriarity

“Make the most of tonight, Twinkle Toes, because you won't like tomorrow!”
Neil Crone - Diesel 10

“I am in a dress, I have gel in my hair, I haven't slept all night, I'm starved, and I'm armed! Don't mess with me!”
Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart

“- Mitchell Gant: Aren't you gonna threaten me or something?
- First Secretary: I will do so, if that is what you wish. But first I will merely ask you to return what does not belong to you.”
Clint Eastwood - Mitchell Gant
Stefan Schnabel - First Secretary

“I'll get you and it’ll look like a bloody accident.”
Mike Myers - The Cat

“I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.”

Liam Neeson - Bryan Mills

“So, what's the procedure when you have a gun to your head? What's the fucking procedure when you have a gun to your head?”

Vivica A. Fox - Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton

“- Mr. White: You almost killed me! Asshole! If I knew what kind of a guy you were I never would've agreed to work with you!
- Mr. Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bite?”

Harvey Keitel - Mr. White
Michael Madsen - Mr. Blonde

“You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?... Here's an idea: why don't you give me half the money your were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!”
Wallace Shawn - Marty

“- Nick Styles: Jesus Christ.
- Earl Talbot Blake: Almost.”

Denzel Washington - Nick Styles
John Lithgow - Earl Talbot Blake

“- Connor MacLeod: Ramirez's blade did not cut deeply enough. He was right about you. You're slime.
- Kurgan: Ramirez was an effete snob! He died on his knees. I took his head and raped his woman before his blood was even cold. Ah, I see. Ramirez lied. She was not his woman. She was your woman. And she never told you. I wonder why. Perhaps I gave...” (continue)(continue reading)
Christopher Lambert - Duncan McLeod
Clancy Brown - Kurgan

“You don't want me as your enemy.”

Alan Rickman - Professor Snape

“- Baby: Oh, you shouldn't have done that!
- Mary Knowles: Oh, really? Are you gonna do something about it?
- Baby: I'll do something, motherfucker… I’ll fucking cut your tits off and shove them down your throat!”

Sheri Moon Zombie - Baby
Jennifer Jostyn - Mary Knowles

“- Tony Manero: She's in good hands.
- Carl: And what are you, Allstate, pal?
- Tony Manero: Yeah, you want disability?”
John Travolta - Tony Manero
Frank Stallone - Carl

“I'll rip your lips off, and kiss my ass with them shits. I'll rip your tongue out, and lick my balls with it.”

Dave Chappelle - Tulley

“God better have mercy on you. You won't get any from me.”
Willard Robertson - Sheriff Risley

“- Irv Manders: You men are tresspassing. Show me a warrant or get off my land.
- Agent: We don't need a warrant.
- Irv Manders: You do unless I woke up in Russia this morning!”
Art Carney - Irv Manders

“I'll kill you all! Ha ha! I'll drive you crazy and then I'll kill you all! I'm every nightmare you ever had! I am your worst dream come true! I'm everything you ever were afraid of!”
Tim Curry - It

“- Parole Board Chairman: Mr. Blake, what will you do if you get out of prison?
- Earl Talbot Blake: I guess, Mr. Chairman, that first I'll pay a visit to your house.
- Parole Board Chairman: To thank me, I suppose?
- Earl Talbot Blake: No... to fuck your wife. And your daughter. Hell, maybe even your dog.”
Frank Miller - Parole Board Chairman
John Lithgow - Earl Talbot Blake

“Mr. Clements, your men respect you and I don't want to do anything to take away from that. I'm sure you've earned it. So you and your boys are welcome in Dodge City, so long as you obey the law. But if you don't want to cooperate, I'm gonna open you up right now with this shotgun so wide, your whole crew is gonna see what you had for breakfast....” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Costner - Wyatt Earp

“I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that...” (continue)(continue reading)

Joe Pesci - Nicky Santoro