Threat quotes

“So, here are my options. Option a: I get my ass kicked, or option b: I kick your ass and collect the 200. I think I'm gonna go with option b: kickin' your ass and collecting $200.”
Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini

“Look after Mr. Bond. See that some harm comes to him.”

Michael Lonsdale - Hugo Drax

“Attempt to practice your trade here, and I promise you I will bury you in the deepest, darkest, filthiest hole I can find.”

Asher Tzarfati - Captain Arrad

“- Max Grabelski: Keep heading south and don't stop driving until you get to Mexico and I'm going to be right behind you the whole time. Don't try any funny and I'll blow your butt off, got it?
- Jack Erickson: Yeah I got it, keep driving, no funny stuff, blow butt off.
- Max Grabelski: Right!”
Daniel Stern - Max Grabelski
Brad Sullivan - Jack Erickson

- Julie "The Cat" Gaffney: I want to know who this new Coach Orion is. My dad said that if I didn't like him, I could come right home.
- Russ Tyler: That's nice. My dad said I better stay in on scholarship or he'll whip my butt.
Colombe Jacobsen-Derstine - Julie "The Cat" Gaffney
Kenan Thompson - Russ Tyler

“Yo dude! You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion, and it's a drug free zone. You understand? Now I'm feelin' generous today. So I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be usin' your eyeballs as hockey pucks!”
Brandon Quintin Adams - Jesse Hall

“You're an asshole, you're gonna be dumb enough to pull a gun on a man you better be smart enough to pull the trigger!”
Stan Shaw - Tyrone Washington

“Get out of my way, Henry, or I swear to God you'll be wearing your balls for earrings!”

Adrienne Barbeau - Wilma Northrup

“- Indiana Jones: I'm gonna blow up the Ark, Rene.
- Belloq: Your persistence surprises even me. You're going to give mercenaries a bad name.”
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Paul Freeman - Belloq

“When the Grey Hair is dead, Magua will eat his heart. Before he dies, Magua will put his children under the knife, so the Grey Hair will know his seed is wiped out forever.”
Wes Studi - Magua

- Kenny: Say the "pledge allegiance" for me.
- Vet: Oh, hey...mister...
- Kenny: Say the "pledge allegiance"!

Tom Waits - Kenny
Vincent Schiavelli - Vet

“Nikko was easy. Now it's your turn. One night you'll close your eyes, and when they open I'll be there. It'll be time to die.”

Chuck Norris - Matt Hunter

“Speak into the microphone, squid brain!”

Gary Busey - Pappas

“When a man sticks a gun in your face, you got two choices: you can die, or you can kill the motherfucker!”
Sam Elliott - Wade Garrett

“- Toby N. Tucker: I don't think you know who I am. The name's Toby N. Tucker. People round here call me TNT. You know why?
- Bobby Cooper: Because they're not very imaginative?
- Toby N. Tucker: 'Cause I'm just like dynamite, boy, and when I go off, somebody gets hurt.”
Joaquin Phoenix - Toby N. Tucker
Sean Penn - Bobby Cooper