Threat quotes

“Hicks there is my new pen pal. I'm going to be sending him a letter once a week, and I'm going to be telling him how I'm gonna be looking in on his sick mother, and how I'm trying to get him special privileges here at the prison. And you know what's the interesting part? The interesting part is if anything happens to me, and Hicks doesn't get...” (continue)(continue reading)

Clint Eastwood - Harry Callahan

“- Billy Hitchcock: Stay below the speed limit. And, oh: don't pass on the right.
- Carter: Wait a minute. I'm havin' a vision here: you're the next one man.
- Billy Hitchcock: Hey, man. Why'd you say something like that?
- Carter: Because if you don't shut up, I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!”
Seann William Scott - Billy Hitchcock
Kerr Smith - Carter Horton

“If not to Heaven, then hand in hand to Hell!”
Peter O'Toole - Pantaloon

“- Lucille Botrelle: The damage to the spinal column's not yet been determined. But his breathing's stabilized and his liver's been saved.
- Lenny Magrath: That's good news.
- Lucille Botrelle: None of this is good news Lennie Magrath! It's all a grueling nightmare and you mark my word those resposible will pay dearly!”

Jean Willard - Lucille Botrelle
Diane Keaton - Lenny Magrath

“- Yaz: The last guy that made fun of my hair is still trying to pull his head outta his ass.
- Jack Quinn: I don't wanna know about your sex life.”
Dennis Keith Rodman - Yaz
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Jack Quinn

“- Carnival Ticket Taker: You can ride, kid but I can't take the blame for what happens to retard here.
- Gar: I can't take the blame for what happens to you, can I?”
Creed Bratton - Carnival Ticket Taker
Sam Elliott - Gar

“You know what my speciality is? I can make noisy little boys disappear.”

Rupert Everett - Lord Rutledge

“Am I talking to a brick wall? Did I tell you to touch her? If you touch her again; I stab you in the heart!”
Robin Williams - Seymour Parrish

“You wouldn't believe what we want from you. In your worst nightmare, you wouldn't believe. Let's play a game, it's called scary noises.”
Ivan E. Roth - Willy

“- Sir Guy of Gisbourne: Let me ram those words down his throat your highness!
- Prince John: No... later. Let him spout for the moment.”

Basil Rathbone - Sir Guy of Gisbourne
Claude Rains - Prince John

“Know this, if you fail, I will follow you the length of my days. And I will find you.”

Rutger Hauer - Navarre

“You better bury Ned right!... Better not cut up, nor otherwise harm no whores... or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches.”

Clint Eastwood - Bill Munny

- Orin Hanner Sr.: You're violating my constitutional rights.
- Jack Taggart: Mr. Hanner, I promise you, as sure as you stand here now, I'm gonna show you a new meaning to the word "violation".
Kris Kristofferson - Orin Hanner Sr.
Steven Seagal - Jack Taggart

“- Ordell Robbie: What the fuck you doing knockin' on the door like the goddamn police? You wanna die?
- Max Cherry: I thought you might be asleep.
- Ordell Robbie: You keep fucking with me, you're gonna be asleep forever.”
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie
Robert Forster - Max Cherry

“You know what's gonna happen if I let you go? Morton is gonna call me in. Then he's going to chew my butt off. I'll be sitting there and my butt's gonna get smaller and smaller and by the time I get up, my back is going to be on my thighs. Because I won't have no butt. You wouldn't want that to happen to me, would you? Of course you wouldn't.”

Sinbad - Sam Simms

“- Roger: What's the problem, officer?
- Officer at Police Dock: We caught your friends here stealing company gasoline.
- Roger: What do you mean, friends?
- Stephen: They know, Rog. They're running too.
- Officer at Police Dock: Now it would be crazy to start shooting at each other.
- Roger: It sure would.”
Scott H. Reiniger - Roger
Joseph Pilato - Officer at Police Dock
David Emge - Stephen

My mom's gonna kill me. I'm the first one to go to college in my family and when I left she said "Weensie, if you screw this up, I'll kill you". She showed me the knife.

Jerod Mixon - Weensie

“- Richard Wick: Don't move or I'll blast a hole the size of a Kansas City watermelon through... your ugly-ass bozo face!
- Captain Spaulding: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?”

David Reynolds - Richard Wick
Sid Haig - Captain Spaulding

“I'm Ramon Cota. You're dead.”
Billy Drago - Ramon Cota

“- Chickie Devlin: We're gonna find it, and when we do...
- Hal Devlin: That's enough, son. I do the threatening in this family.”
David French - Chickie Devlin
David Rasche - Hal Devlin

“- Martin Price: Get back or the chicken gets it!
- Police Officer: That's a threat?”

Dabney Coleman - Martin Price

“Remember to keep that tin badge of yours in Washington - if ya come around here stickin' ya puss into our affairs, you'll get a belly full of this.”
Barton MacLane - Collins

“- Bad Boy: Man he don't look like no reindeer, he looks like a pit bull. Giddy up pit bull.
- Uncle Elroy: You better stop jumpin' up and down before I have to bite you or something.
- Bad Boy: Can you lock your jaws and shake like a pit bull.
- Uncle Elroy: Yeah, want me to show you? ”
Khleo Thomas - Bad Boy #1
Don 'D.C.' Curry - Uncle Elroy

“- Fargo: Well, well, well... what do we have here? The game's over, bitch. This time you're dead for sure. First, I'm gonna fuck you. Then, I'm gonna slice you into little pieces.
- Brenda: Sounds nice and kinky to me. Too bad you're not double-jointed.
- Fargo: Why?
- Brenda: Because if it were, you'd be able to bend over and kiss your ass...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sal Landi - Fargo
Linda Blair - Brenda

“- Det. Gino Felino: You wouldn't happen to be the guy who threw a puppy out of the window of this car the other day?
- Station Wagon Tough Guy: What's your fuckin' business anyway?
- Det. Gino Felino: 'Cause I'm an animal lover, you know?
- Station Wagon Tough Guy: Animal lover? Yeah? Look asshole, if you don't mind your fuckin' business I'll...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steven Seagal - Det. Gino Felino
Sonny Zito - Station Wagon Tough Guy