Threat quotes

“The first chance I have to be somebody, I'm beaten out of it by an ignorant cowhand who can't even write his own name! I can write mine... and I'm going to write it across the territory in letters of fire and blood if I have to!”

Walter Pidgeon - William "Will" Cantrell

“- Roy: While you're in the bathroom, put some toilet paper in there.
- Joe Henry: You do it. It's your jerk-off room.
- Roy: I'll jerk your head off!”
Richard Bright - Roy
Noah Fleiss - Joe Henry

“The journey of love is an arduous trek. My love grows for you as you bleed from your neck.”

Katherine Heigl - Shelley Fisher

“You like 'cause your son is a fag'? ”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“- Rudy: Luke told me, if you came around here, to have you arrested for trespassing. Now, are you going to leave, or are we going to have to call the cops?
- Jeff: Yeah, do we have to call the cops?
- Roy L. Fuchs: What are you, a fucking parrot?”
Kurt Russell - Rudy Russo
Gerrit Graham - Jeff
Jack Warden - Roy L. Fuchs

“I'd still look around if I were you, Mr. Kruger, because if you make just one more mistake, you're through.”
Henry Kolker - Mr. Hollister

“You've chosen a magnificent prison, but it is a prison nonetheless. Set one foot outside, and you're mine.”

Tony Jay - Frollo

“You're gonna be the nine-toes-havingest-limpingest bitch in Harlem if you don't stop fucking with me. Now put the razor away.”
Eddie Murphy - Quick

“Do not attempt to move or we'll be shooting ourselves.”

Robin Williams - The Genie

“- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: We may have a major-league crazy person somewhere in this building, and I don't think you'd want him showing up tonight.
- Dr. Ann Cuthbert: No, we can't have that.
- Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: This is a big deal, isn't it?
- Dr. Ann Cuthbert: Very big.”
Tom Sizemore - Lt. Vincent D'Agosta
Linda Hunt - Dr. Ann Cuthbert

“- Maude Larrabee: David, you're like my own son.
- David Larrabee: I am your own son, Mother.
- Maude Larrabee: Exactly! Now, I endured twenty-one hours of hard labor to bring you into the world. The doctors begged me to take drugs, but I kept saying I wouldn't do anything to hurt my child. Well, I've changed my mind - you screw up with...” (continue)(continue reading)
Nancy Marchand - Maude Larrabee
Greg Kinnear - David Larrabee

“- Brett: If you don't get your hand off my leg you're gonna be wiping your ass with a hook the next time you take a dump.
- Camp Loman: I swear, I never heard no talk like that when I was a boy.”
Laura Harrington - Brett
Christopher Murney - Camp Loman

“Well, somebody better explain, or there'll, uh... there'll be a lot of explaining to do.”
Eddie Bracken - Roy Walley

“I want to see as little of you as possible. If I get trouble, I give trouble right back.”

Faye Dunaway - Serena Joy

“You make a fool of Jovanovic. In front of my comrades and my community. You waste my time, you try to cheat me! Now, you must pay! Sit still, coward! Now, I teach you never, never to make fool of Jovanovic again!”

David Ogden Stiers - Alexei Jovanovic

- Bo Catlett: It says here you're getting Martin Weir for the part of Lovejoy?
- Chili Palmer: That's right, we're getting Martin.
- Bo Catlett: Come on, how you gonna do that?
- Chili Palmer: I'm gonna take a gun, I'm gonna put it to his head, and say, "sign the fucking papers, Martin, or you're dead". That's it.
- Bo Catlett: I wonder, would... (continue)(continue reading)

Delroy Lindo - Bo Catlett
John Travolta - Chili Palmer

“I don't know you, I don't like you, and as of right now I am all over you.”

Michael DeLuise - Matt Wilson

“You know what's gonna happen to you? I am gonna march you over to the zoo and feed you to the yak.”
Dorothy Whitney - Mag Wildwood

“- Haru: I am sure you would like to know who I am and what I do, but as part of my creed, I cannot tell you. See, my identity must remain mysterious and my mission secret, I cannot reveal it to you.
- Billy: Why not?
- Haru: Because I would then have to kill you.
- Billy: Daddy!
[runs to his dad, frightened]
- Billy: Daddy, he said he's gonna...” (continue)(continue reading)
Chris Farley - Haru
Curtis Blanck - Billy
Tom Bailey - Billy's Dad

“- Monkey: Hey, you want some blow?
- John Hatcher: Yeah, I want some blow. Put your hands where I can see 'em or I'm gonna blow your head off.”
Michael Ralph - Monkey
Steven Seagal - John Hatcher

“- Supermarket Killer: Get back! I got a bomb here! I'll blow this whole place up!
- Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti: Go ahead. I don't shop here.”
Marco Rodríguez - Supermarket Killer
Sylvester Stallone - Lieutenant Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti

“Dobby is used to death threats. He gets them five times a day at home.”
Toby Jones - Dobby

“You're still breathing 'cause I'm in a good fuckin' mood. When you start talkin' to somebody else's whores, when you start pokin' your nose into other people's shit, you got to pay the man. That's the rules. Old-time homicide roach oughta know that.”

Don Stark - Eddie Keats

“Answer my questions, before you start losing appendages.”

Paulina Porizkova - Dallas

“- Captain James Hook: Peter. I swear to you wherever you go, wherever you are, I vow there will always be daggers bearing notes signed James Hook. They will be flung into doors of your children's children's children, do you hear me?
- Peter Banning: What do you want, old man?
- Captain James Hook: Just you.”
Dustin Hoffman - Captain James Hook
Robin Williams - Peter Banning