Threat quotes

“- Ricky Caldwell: You're good doc, real good. But I know all the moves, I could squash you like a bug.
- Dr. Henry Bloom: You don't frighten me, Ricky.
- Ricky Caldwell: Not yet.”
Eric Freeman - Ricky Caldwell
James Newman - Dr. Henry Bloom

“I'm gonna bag Masters, and I don't give a shit how I do it.”
William Petersen - Richard Chance

“- Stephen Simmons: You go after my child, you're going to push a button on me and then I'm going to lose control and kill you. Now apologize to my son.
- Mr. Lipnicki: I apologize.
- Stephen Simmons: That's mighty kind of you. My son has something to tell you. Apologize to Mr. Lipnicky, Stu. Tell him you're sorry for insulting him.
- Stu Simmons...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Costner - Stephen Simmons
Raynor Scheine - Mr. Lipnicki
Elijah Wood - Stu Simmons

“Okay, Benny Blanco from the Bronx. The chick Steffie belongs to the club. Now if I ever, I mean if I ever, see you here again you die, just like that.”

Al Pacino - Carlito

“If I ever see him again, I'm going to cut open his head and eat his brain.”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“Be nice, Mr. Paris. Your ass is in my hands.”

Theresa Russell - Jenny Hudson

“Hey. The only ass-kicking that's gonna be done around here is gonna be done by me.”
Danny Aiello - Sal

- Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans".
- Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
- Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Brian Cox - Captain O'Hagan
Steve Lemme - Mac
Kevin Heffernan - Farva

“In the District Attorney's office we see what happens to middle-aged men who try acting like colts.”
Raymond Massey - Dist. Atty. Frank Lalor

“Go ahead, threaten me like you have with the American people for so long! You're part of a dying breed, Hapsburg, like people who can name all fifty states! The truth hurts, doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“If you ain't out of town by tomorrow morning... you won't ever leave it except in a pine box.”
Edward G. Robinson - Little Caesar, alias "Rico"

“Heresy is determined by which end of the sword you're at. Now don't be boring or I might have to sort a few of you out. Beowulf is good at that, sorting out the trouble makers.”

Arthur Dignam - Beowulf

“You come anywhere near these girls again, I won't say nothin'. I'm just gonna come over to your house late at night when you're asleep and kill you with a chainsaw.”

Steve Zahn - Wayne

“You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once, once.”
Joe Piscopo - Danny Vermin

“- Dr. Daka: If you cooperate with us, you will share in the glorious victories soon to be ours.
- Martin Warren: And if I refuse?
- Dr. Daka: You have no choice but to accept. You will work with us or be compelled to work for us.”
J. Carrol Naish - Dr. Daka
Gus Glassmire - Martin Warren

“I'm not all peaches and cream, you know. I do have a darker side, and believe me, it's not pretty.”
Liz Hurley - The Devil

“If we get blown up, whatever's left of me is kicking your butt.”
Carolyn Lawrence - Cindy Vortex

“I'm an attorney, the justice of the peace and a bush pilot. A classic triple threat.”
M. Emmet Walsh - George

“- Don Masseria: Charlie, you're a swell guy. But from now on, if you look the wrong way... if you even fart in the wrong direction, then you end up like Rothstein.
- Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano: Joe, you're always complaining I don't eat. If I don't eat, how am I gonna fart?”
Anthony Quinn - Don Masseria
Christian Slater - Charlie 'Lucky' Luciano

“Do you want a clean kill or do you want to send a message?”
Daniel Craig - James Bond

“Why have you disturbed our sleep; awakened us from our ancient slumber? You will die! Like the others before you, one by one, we will take you.”

Ellen Sandweiss - Cheryl

“You ever bring that tongue of yours north of the canadian river, I’ll cut it off... and feed it to my wolf pups!”
Frederic Forrest - Blue Duck

“If I see or hear or smell you anywhere near my gorillas, you'll be writing with your other hand and I'll have a new ashtray.”

Sigourney Weaver - Dian Fossey

“Be rary of wousing a rizard's wrath - rousing a rizard's. Be wary of making a magician angry!”
Alan Arkin - Schmendrick

“If you were worth breaking my nails on, I'd tear your face wide open.”
Helen Mack - Mollie Malloy