Threat quotes

“Touch that gun, and I'll kill you!”
John Wayne - Rocklin

“- Leroy Gomm: You don't want to do that.
- Redneck with shotgun: Gimme a reason.
- Leroy Gomm: I'll give you two.”

Tony Bluto - Leroy Gomm
Charles Bodycomb - Redneck with Shotgun

“- T.J.: You rat me out, I'm gonna carve you like a turkey and beat your kids with what's left of you.
- Tom Stansfield: I don't have any kids.
- T.J.: I can wait.”
Michael Madsen - T.J.
Ashton Kutcher - Tom Stansfield

“Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.”

Fisher Stevens - The Plague

“If he comes to me for your ass, I'm going to have to give it to him. Then you'll just be a hole, with no ass around it.”
James Woods - Alan Mann

“I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion.”
Woody Allen - Isaac

“- Nice Guy Eddie: Larry, we have been friends, and you respect my dad, and I respect you, but I will put fucking bullets right through your heart. You put that fuckin' gun down, now.
- Mr. White: Goddamn you, Joe. Don't make me do this.
- Nice Guy Eddie: Larry, stop pointing that fuckin' gun at my dad!”

Chris Penn - Nice Guy Eddie
Harvey Keitel - Mr. White

“I'm going to beat your pancreas with your spleen!”

Mark Walton - Rhino

“If you let anything happen to him, you'll never wag that tail again.”

Myrna Loy - Nora Charles

“When his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him.”

Mickey Rourke - Marv

“I'm not a violent man but I really do think I'm going to have to kill someone here.”
Sir Patrick Stewart - Bentley

“- Detective Trupo: What are we gonna do about this?
- Frank Lucas: We ain't gon' do shit about it. Close it up. Throw it back in the trunk. Everybody go home. Have some pumpin pie, warm apple cider...
- Detective Trupo: I got a better idea, or would you rather me throw you and your brother in the fuckin' river?
- Frank Lucas: Or, would you...” (continue)(continue reading)

Russell Crowe - Detective Richie Roberts
Denzel Washington - Frank Lucas

“- Baron: Is there a more beautiful expression of what is good in this country of ours than the innocent voices of our children?
- Herr Zeller: Oh, come now, Baron, would you have us believe that Austria alone holds a monopoly on virtue?
- Captain von Trapp: Herr Zeller, some of us prefer Austrian voices raised in song to ugly German threats.”
Ben Wright - Herr Zeller
Christopher Plummer - Captain von Trapp

“I am just trying to get home to my little girl's birthday. Now if everyone will just stay out of my way, then nobody will get hurt.”
Michael Douglas - D-Fens

“- The Virginian: If you want to call me that, smile!
- Trampas: With a gun against my belly, I always smile!”

Gary Cooper - The Virginian
Walter Huston - Trampas

“- Vic Deakins: I will deliver the weapons to the destination. But I can't depend and I can't guarantee that those assholes in Washington won't do something stupid like... not pay.
- Pritchett: What if they don't?
- Vic Deakins: If they don't, the southwest will be a quiet neighbourhood for about ten thousand years.”
John Travolta - Vic Deakins
Bob Gunton - Pritchett

“I've never been so humiliated in my life! Just wait until I get my hands on that Patty. I'm going to rip out every single bleach blonde hair out of her scalp, gouge out her eyeballs, then use her head for a bowling ball!”

Cassandra Peterson - Elvira

“- Junior Healy: Shut your trap.
- Ben Healy: You're an evil boy. And you've gotta learn to respect your elders. If your old man won't teach you some manners, by god I will.”

Michael Oliver - Junior Healy
John Ritter - Ben Healy

“- Buddy Bragg: You think there's a Hell?
- Jack Foley: Yeah, it's called the Glades Correctional Institute. I'm sure as shit not going back there, or anyplace like it.
- Buddy Bragg: Oh, they put a gun on you, you'll go.
- Jack Foley: They put a gun on you, you still have a choice.”
Ving Rhames - Buddy Bragg
George Clooney - Jack Foley

“- Jack: Those assholes got balls.
- Red: That I'm gonna put them in my mouth and chew on!”
Ray Liotta - Jack
Kevin Durand - Red

“You know what, Roy? One more word out of that trunk, and I'm going to shoot it at both ends, because the truth is, I can't remember which end your head's at.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Vic Cavanaugh

“If I don't get a little law and order around here, I get busted down to a traffic corner. And your friend don't like traffic corners.”

Simon Oakland - Schrank

“- Harry: Could you do me a favor? Would y'get in the car?
- Frances Hannon: What?
- Harry: Car. Get in the car. Frances... look at this. Now will you get in the car? Get in the car!”

Adrien Brody - Harry
Laila Robins - Frances Hannon

“- Norm the Interrogator: I got a plane full of people saying you threatened that stewardess.
- Greg Focker: I was not threatening her. I was just trying to get my bag into the overhead storage thing...
- Norm the Interrogator: You were acting like a maniac and you threatened her with a bomb.
- Greg Focker: No, I said I didn't have a bomb.
- Norm...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bernie Sheredy - Norm the Interrogator
Ben Stiller - Greg Focker

“- Brytag: This is my land. All that pass through pay me tribute.
- Red Sonja: How much, Brytag?
- Brytag: Who mentioned money? Tribute, I said. The tender kind all women pay to Brytag.
- Red Sonja: Suppose I don't. Suppose, instead, I open up that great, fat belly of yours?”
Pat Roach - Brytag
Brigitte Nielsen - Red Sonja