Threat quotes

“Who wants to die first?”

Frank Langella - Dawg

“You want intimidation? I'll show you intimadation.”

Todd Bosley - Jake Berman

“I've just had several of the worst days in my young life, Mr. Page, and the last thing I need is some jig-head like you to be screaming at me in a whiny voice. If you don't leave me alone, I'm gonna snatch this bad boy off your head and ram it up your ol' chocolate whizway!”
Whoopi Goldberg - Terry Dolittle

“If you come back in, I'll hit you with so many rights you'll be begging for a left.”
Chuck Norris - Matt Hunter

“- Michael Faraday: How many people are you going to kill?
- Oliver Lang: Well, if I see any strange cars on my street, if you feel compelled to talk to someone, a federal agent perhaps, I imagine we're just going to kill one.”
Jeff Bridges - Michael Faraday
Tim Robbins - Oliver Lang

“Come back here! There's no one to save you now, Nutcracker! There's no escaping me!”
Mike MacDonald - Mouseking

“- Logan: There's someone here.
- Cyclops: Where?
- Logan: I don't know. Keep your eye open.”
Hugh Jackman - Logan
James Marsden - Cyclops

“- Ronnie: I'm just playing you man. Yeah, that's it, I'm just playing.
- The Guyver: Then let's play.”

Evil' Ted Smith - Ronnie
Jack Armstrong - Guyver

“- Kevin Copeland: I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!
- Marcus Copeland: You, are in big trouble!
- Kevin Copeland: Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman, in America.”
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“- Tomas Leon: Maybe you like me.
- Ray Quick: No, I don't like you.
- Tomas Leon: Then don't stare so hard. Somebody could... put something in your eye.”
Eric Roberts - Tomas Leon
Sylvester Stallone - Ray Quick

“- Suleman Khan: You refuse me?
- Patrick O' Malley: If I do?
- Suleman Khan: You will not live to see the dawn!”
Brian Blessed - Suleman Khan
Bess Armstrong - Patrick O' Malley

“Drew buddy, You have the right to remain silent, I'll bash your head in, you have the right to an attorney, You won't need one because you'll be dead, do you understand these rights Drew buddy? Or are you just too fucking stupid?”
Clancy Brown - Gus Gilbert

“I'll gouge your right eye out with my thumb, I shit you not, you little freak! Now, will you get down here? I'm gonna punch you in the eye till it turns to jelly! I'll stab you with forks till you bleed, how bout that?”

Larry Miller - Max Berman

“I used to have a friend that was an opera singer. Then he went into the cement business - and one day he fell into the cement. And now he's the cornerstone of the post office in St. Louis, Missouri. He shoulda stuck to his own trade. You better stick to yours.”

James Stewart - Tom Destry Jr.

- Detective Marcus Burnett: Have my daughter back by 10:01. If she's not back by 10:01 I'm in the car, locked, loaded and hunting your motherfucking ass down.
- Detective Mike Lowrey: And I'ma be with him.
[pulls a gun]
- Detective Mike Lowrey: You know what it gonna be if I'm there, gonna be "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" nigga.

Martin Lawrence - Detective Marcus Burnett
Will Smith - Detective Mike Lowrey

“- Earl: Brother, relax. You come in next week, we'll work something out.
- Hollywood Nicky: First of all, I ain't your motherfucking brother. And there ain't gonna be no next week unless we work this shit out now. Right now.”
Mario Van Peebles - Earl
Sean Combs - Hollywood Nicky

“Put your hands on the dashboard like that. Hold em like that. Don't let me see you move them one finger, not one finger move, not one twitch of a move or I'll come back and choke you to death. I swear to God. I'll take a bite out of your cheek and I'll shit you out.”
Vincent Gallo - Billy Brown

“- Highway: Your nightstick file for divorce, Reese?
- Reese: Who the hell do you think you are? Pissin' on my squad car. You think you can break our rules and then just walk away? Or are we supposed to wet our pants over your dress blues and your Goddamn colored ribbons. Take a look at that file of yours sometime, hero. Check the dates. It's...” (continue)(continue reading)
Clint Eastwood - Highway
John Hostetter - Reese

“You like my sister, don't you? Such a sweet little girl. Too bad if something were to happen to her, if she got hurt. You'd be sad, wouldn't you, Mark? But, hey, accidents will happen. Just ask my mom about Richard.”

Macaulay Culkin - Henry

When he was scheduled to perform at a peace rally, a gunman came to his house and shot him down. Two days later he walked out on that stage and sang. When they asked him why - he said, "The people, who were trying to make this world worse... are not taking a day off. How can I? Light up the darkness".

Will Smith - Neville

“- Bo Catlett: Mr. Escobar, maybe your nephew panicked and took off.
- Mr. Escobar: Why are you talking to me this bullshit? I think maybe I have Ramón and César staple your tongue to your chin! What do you think?
- Bo Catlett: I think you speak very good English, Mr. Escobar.”

Delroy Lindo - Bo Catlett
Miguel Sandoval - Mr. Escobar

“- Deputy: Don't make us come get you.
- Arnie: You don't have to come and get me. I'm going up here.
- Gilbert: Arnie.
- Arnie: Whoa. I'm not gonna fall! Whoa!
- Tucker & Bobby: Whoa.
- Arnie: Hey! My shoe done fell off. My shoe done fell off, Gilbert.”

Tim Simek - Deputy
Leonardo DiCaprio - Arnie Grape
Johnny Depp - Gilbert Grape

“- Tom Mix: Wait a minute, Wyatt, there's something we gotta get sorted out here. I threatened to rope him behind my horse and drag him, then you waltz in pretty as you please and threaten to kill him. I don't like being out-threatened.
- Wyatt Earp: Sorry. Won't happen again.”
Bruce Willis - Tom Mix
James Garner - Wyatt Earp

“- Highway: What are you smiling at shit-bird?
- Jones: Man, I knew you were Santa Claus.
- Highway: Yeah? Well if you ever pull another suckhead play like that the only thing that's gonna beat you to the brig are the headlights of the ambulance your on.”

Clint Eastwood - Highway
Mario Van Peebles - Stitch

“Then, you just have to find the sensor and disarm it so you can walk more than thirty feet out that door without the collar detonating. Or, you could try and take the collar off yourself. But that could be tricky. The slightest knock in the wrong place could trigger it. I should know. I built it.”

Shawnee Smith - Amanda