Threat quotes

“Back off Warchild, seriously.”
Patrick Swayze - Bodhi

“- Billy: Mitchell Stevens, Esquire. Tell me, would you be likely to sue me if I was to beat you right now? I mean, beat you so bad you piss blood and couldn't walk for a month. Because that's what I'm about to do.
- Mitchell Stevens: No, Mr. Ansel. I wouldn't sue you.
- Billy: You leave us alone, Stephens. You leave the people of this town alone.”
Bruce Greenwood - Billy
Sir Ian Holm - Mitchell Stevens

“Do you know how easily I could kill you, Frank? Do you know how many times I watched you go in and out of that apartment? You are still alive because I have allowed you to live so you show me some goddamn respect!”

John Malkovich - Mitch Leary

“Don't you ever touch me, you white mother fucker! Ever!”

Bruce A. Young - Jingles

“Good evening Miss Alden. May I call you Laura? Laura, if you scream, I'll kill you. I'll just... break your neck, okay?”
James Spader - Stewart Swinton

“You're going to die anyway, Martin. Don't you know that you're going to die? Now come on, Martin. You've got to do something. Protect yourself, save yourself. Martin, this is your last chance. Do something! Or I'll take your girlfriend's eyes.”

Nick Nolte - Inspector Cray

“Touch my skirt and I'll scratch your eyes out!”
Constance Talmadge - Marguerite de Navarre / The Mountain Girl

“There's only one thing Mr. Smith doesn't know. What I own I keep. But he'll learn. So will you.”

Peter Lorre - Stephen Danel

“They float, they all float... and when you're down here with me, fat boy, you'll float too.”
Tim Curry - Pennywise

“- Crane: What are you doing freak? Why are you attacking your own kind - We could have helped you.
- Guyver: I'm not a freak, and I'm not like you! You threaten mankind, I protect it!”
Bruno Patrick - Crane
David Hayter - Guyver

- Nick Hopewell: Do you ever watch Mr. Spock on "Star Trek"?
- Craig Toomy: What the hell are you talking about?
- Nick Hopewell: Just if you don't shut your cakehole, you bloody idiot, I'll be happy to demonstrate his Vulcan sleeper-hold for you.
Mark Lindsay Chapman - Nick Hopewell
Bronson Pinchot - Craig Toomy

“- Stan aka Loretta: Listen I'm only telling the truth. You have got a very big nose.
- Mr. Big Nose: Your nose is going to be three foot wide accross your face by the time I'm finished with you!”
Eric Idle - Stan aka Loretta
Michael Palin - Mr. Big Nose

“I brim with charity. I am charity's very soul. And because I am so charitable, I will maroon you on a rock the size of this table, instead of splattering your brains across my bulkhead... as you deserve.”
Geena Davis - Morgan

“Goodbye, my friends. Remember, if you're ever in my country again, I'll have to kill you. I'm serious.”
Rodney A. Grant - Little Feather

“- Bill Firpo: Alvin, if we're going in circles, I'm going to break your neck.
- Alvin Firpo: We're not. I took four lefts, just like the map said.
- Bill Firpo: Four lefts is a circle, you idiot.”
Nicolas Cage - Bill Firpo
Dana Carvey - Alvin Firpo

- Jonathan Mardukas: I can't fly: I suffer from aviaphobia.
- Jack Walsh: What does that mean?
- Jonathan Mardukas: It means I can't fly. I also suffer from acrophobia and claustrophobia.
- Jack Walsh: I'll tell you what: if you don't cooperate, you're gonna suffer from "fistophobia".
Charles Grodin - Jonathan Mardukas
Robert De Niro - Jack Walsh

“- Meredith: You are unbelievably out of line, young lady. Now you listen and listen good. I'm marrying your father in two weeks whether you like it or not. So I suggest you do not tangle with me anymore. You're in way over your head. is that clear?
- Annie: Crystal.”
Elaine Hendrix - Meredith Blake
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

“- Roger Van Zant: What are you doing?
- Neil McCauley: What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone.
- Roger Van Zant: I don't understand.
- Neil McCauley: 'Cause there is a dead man on the other end of this fuckin' line.”

William Fichtner - Roger Van Zant
Robert De Niro - Neil McCauley

“I want you to understand somethin', pal. If you don't disappear from my family's life, I'm gonna rip your balls off and shove 'em so far up your ass they'll come out your fuckin' mouth! You got that, my friend?”

William Petersen - Steve Walker

“You better eat your eggs before I break your legs.”
Mary Alice - Cora

“You shouldn't kick me in the balls, lady. My sister kicked me in the balls once, once.”
Joe Piscopo - Danny Vermin

“- Detective Daniel Ciello: You remember Martinez? You bonded him. He says he paid you back. He's waiting for trial on Rikers. He says he's got a tape on you where you admit that he paid you. Now you're squeezing him. If you don't stop, he's gonna play the tape, ok? That's a felony.
- Dave DeBennedeto: Now let me tell you something. He's a rat...” (continue)(continue reading)
Treat Williams - Detective Daniel Ciello
Ron Karabatsos - Dave DeBennedeto

“Listen up, Eastwood! I aim to shoot somebody today and I'd prefer it'd be you. But if you're just too damn yella, I guess it'll just have to be your blacksmith friend.”

Thomas F. Wilson - Buford 'Mad Dog' Tannen

My mother said to me: "When your father gets home, he's going to shoot you in the face with a bazooka! And I'm not going to stop him this time, either! You know, he's always wanted to kill you! The day you were born, he said: kill it! I stopped him from killing you for eleven years... and this is the thanks I get for saving your life!".
Bill Cosby - Bill Cosby

“- U.S. Marshal John 'The Eraser' Kruger: Drop your gun.
- Robert: What?
- U.S. Marshal John 'The Eraser' Kruger: If you drop your gun now, I promise I won't kill you.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - U.S. Marshal John 'The Eraser' Kruger
James Caan - U.S. Marshal Robert DeGuerin