Tools quotes

“Unlikely adventures require unlikely tools.”
Dustin Hoffman - Mr. Edward Magorium

“- Xander Cage: Wow. No wonder our country's in debt trillions of dollars. Do you really need all these gadgets to get the bad guys?
- Jane Marke: Oh, we don't need any of it. But it makes the catching a hell of a lot more fun.”
Vin Diesel - Xander Cage
Toni Collette - Jane Marke

“- Vince Massler: If it's so fool-proof, why hasn't somebody done it yet?
- Danny Ocean: Same reason nobody's gone to the moon yet - no equipment.
- Jimmy Foster: And we're equipped.”
Buddy Lester - Vince Massler
Frank Sinatra - Danny Ocean

“- King Mongkut of Siam: You will order the finest gold chopsticks.
- Anna Leonowens: Your Majesty, chopsticks? Don't you think knives and forks would be more suitable?
- King Mongkut of Siam: I make mistake, the British not scientific enough to know how to use chopsticks.”
Yul Brynner - King Mongkut of Siam
Deborah Kerr - Anna Leonowens

“You use a scalpel, I prefer a hammer.”
Angela Bassett - Erika Sloane

“- Arthur: Of course it's not working. It's been sitting here gathering dust since before the Sahara was a desert!
- Mera: Before the Sahara was a desert... You do your best thinking when you're not thinking at all.”

Jason Momoa - Arthur
Amber Heard - Mera

“- Cable: I'm retrieving something from my utility bag.
- Weasel: It's a goddamn fanny pack and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day.”
Josh Brolin - Cable
T.J. Miller - Weasel

“We don't know if they understand the difference between a weapon and a tool.”

Jeremy Renner - Louise Banks

“- Suzy: I toasted it just the way you like.
- Jimmy Flaherty: How'd you do that? There's no toaster around here.
- Suzy: I used my curling iron.”

Connie Perry - Suzy
Dan Aykroyd - Jimmy Flaherty

“So much has happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday, so that's still fresh. Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. Then I met you.”

Chris Hemsworth - Thor

“- Artemus Gordon: My auxiliary tool kit, I forgot all about it. It must have fallen out of my pocket.
- James West: Your pocket? Why wasn't it on some spring-loaded contraption that shoots out your ass?
- Artemus Gordon: That's the first place Loveless would have looked.”
Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West

“- Thor: Every time I threw it, it would always come back to me.
- Korg: It sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.
- Thor: That's a nice way of putting it.”

Chris Hemsworth - Thor
Taika Waititi - Korg

“- Striker: Ok Murdock, I think I got something that just might work.
- Murdock: What?
- Striker: A bobby pin.
- Murdock: Bobby pin. What the hell's a man doing with a bobby pin?”

Robert Hays - Striker
William Shatner - Murdock

“- Hannah Steele: [after Christian buys cable ties and tape] If I didn't know better, I might mistake you for a serial killer.
- Christian Black: Haha, don't be ridiculous. If I was a serial killer I'd need rope, ax, lye, ammonia, chloropill, wood chipper, plastic sheets, and three large boxes of space pampers! And a shovel. On second thought, I...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kali Hawk - Hannah Steele
Marlon Wayans - Christian Black

“- Eggsy: We've got brains, skills, skipping rope?
- Whiskey: It's a lasso.
- Eggsy: Whatever.”
Taron Egerton - Eggsy
Pedro Pascal - Whiskey

“- Thor: She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't...
- Odin: Are you Thor, the god of hammers?”
Chris Hemsworth - Thor
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Odin

“- George Clark: Did you really beat a suspect unconscious with a dead cat?
- Orin Boyd: No. The cat wasn't dead.”
Isaiah Washington - George Clark
Steven Seagal - Orin Boyd

“- Julius Benedict: You have no respect for logic.
- Vincent Benedict: But he's got an axe!”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Julius Benedict
Danny DeVito - Vincent Benedict

“- Joseph D. Toye: Three day supply of K-rations, chocolate bars, Charms candy, powdered coffee, sugar, matches, compass, bayonet, entrenching tool, ammunition, gas mask, musette bag with ammo, my weapon, my .45, canteen, two cartons of smokes, Hawkins mine, two grenades, smoke grenade, Gammon grenade, TNT, THIS bullshit, and a pair of nasty...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kirk Acevedo - Joseph D. Toye
James Madio - Frank J. Perconte

“I've finally found someone I can love, a good, clean love... without utensils.”
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“In this hand is the ammo for the gun. And this is Krazy Glue. A thousand and one uses. Now, a thousand and two.”
Bryan Brown - Roland 'Rollie' Tyler

“- Maj. Gen. V.E. Hubik: Posse Comitatus, sir.
- Sheriff Buelton: Did you call me a pussy communist?
- Maj. Gen. V.E. Hubik: The U.S. Army is, by an act of congress; Posse Comitatus act, specifically precluded from enforcing civilian law outside the military reservation.
- Sheriff Buelton: Pussy communist?
- Maj. Gen. V.E. Hubik: That means I do...” (continue)(continue reading)
Sandy Ward - General Hubik
G.D. Spradlin - Sheriff Buelton

“- Megan: What's the glue for?
- Pvt. Cooper: Ever wondered why the best thing that superglue sticks together is your fingers? Forget your grandma's china cups - this stuff was developed for the Vietnam war to patch up broken soldiers.”
Emma Cleasby - Megan
Kevin McKidd - Pvt. Cooper

“- Captain Manzini: Did you get the blood of a toad and the eye of a newt?
- Dodger: Nope. The pet shop's out of unicorns, too.
- Captain Manzini: No wonder there's no magic in the world today. You can't get the ingredients.”
Anthony George Newley - Captain Manzini
Mackenzie Astin - Dodger

“I borrowed your toothbrush. I would have used your razor but it looks like you've been doing some gardening with it.”

Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher