Toys quotes

“- Mall Santa: That'll be three hundred.
- Howard Langston: Dollars?
- Mall Santa: No, chocolate kisses; yes, dollars!
- Howard Langston: I can't believe this, whatever happened to your lofty ideas huh? I though you're doing all this for the kids.
- Mall Santa: Well sure, but I don't see why we can't pick up a little loose change in the process.”

Jim Belushi - Mall Santa
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Howard Langston

In the words of Barbie, "I had a dream house".

Robin Williams - Leslie Zevo

“Since the beginning of time, since the first little girl ever existed, there have been dolls. But the dolls were always and forever baby dolls, until...”

Helen Mirren - Narrator

“- Woody: Okay, like it or not, you are a toy. Maybe you don’t like being one, but you are one nonetheless. Which means you are going to be there for Andy when he…
- Forky: Who’s Andy?
- Woody: I mean, Bonnie. You have to be there for Bonnie. That is your job.
- Forky: Well, what’s your job?
Woody: Well, right now, it’s to make sure you do...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tom Hanks - Woody
Tony Hale - Forky

“Being there for a child is the most noble thing a toy can do.”
Tom Hanks - Woody

“Some dads give their kids Legos.”
David Harbour - Hellboy

“Which doll shall we give Daisy's little friend Emily? The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?”

Emma Thompson - Karen

“- Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
- Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.”

Tim Allen - Buzz Lightyear
Tom Hanks - Woody

“- Tommy Pickles: I believe in the playground. It is my favoritest place, but two days ago two boys came and buried my brother's binky. Then he started to cry.
- Angelica: Do you have come to me to take care of two boys?
- Tommy Pickles: No, just a new binky.”
Elizabeth Daily - Tommy Pickles
Cheryl Chase - Angelica

“If anyone would have been paying serious attention to my puppet shows, I would have been sent to therapy very young.”
Bob Balaban

“- Diane: Oh Russ, have you ever seen anything so cute in your life! What an excellent idea for a wedding gift! Oh, well, this one has a face only a mother could love.
- Chucky: Hi, I'm Chucky, and I wouldn't talk if I were you!”

Janet Kidder - Diane
Brad Dourif - Chucky

“- Rex: Mr. Lotso, do toys here get played with every day?
- Lotso: All day long! Five days a week.
- Jessie: But what happens when the kids grow up?
- Lotso: When the kids get old, new ones come in. When they get old, new ones replace them. You'll never be outgrown, or neglected. Never abandoned or forgotten.”
Wallace Shawn - Rex
Ned Beatty - Lotso
Joan Cusack - Jessie

“- Buzz: Why would Andy want me?
- Woody: Why would Andy want you? Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear! Any other toy would give up his moving parts just to be you. You've got wings, you glow in the dark, you talk, your helmet does that... that whoosh thing. You're a Cool Toy. As a matter of fact, you're too cool. I mean - what chance does a toy...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tim Allen - Buzz Lightyear
Tom Hanks - Woody

“- Towzer: The retailers are pulling our toys off the shelves so fast you'd think they're disease carriers.
- B.Z.: Cowards.
- Towzer: And an article in the Post said that anyone who gives his kid a B.Z. toy ought to have his head examined.
- B.Z.: Swine! Cancel my subscription.”
Jeffrey Kramer - Towzer
John Lithgow - B.Z.

“- Buddy Kupfer: Conal Cochran, the all time genius in the practical jokes. He invented sticky toilet paper.
- Daniel Challis: Ah!
- Buddy Kupfer: Oh you must know. The dead dwarf gag, the soft chainsaw, all his.”
Ralph Strait - Buddy Kupfer
Tom Atkins - Daniel Challis

“Maybe real fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy.”
Jack Riley - Stu Pickles

“- Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl: Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.”

Joan Cusack - Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl
Kelsey Grammer - Stinky Pete the Prospector

- Buzz Lightyear: Woody you're in danger here, we need to leave now.
- Rex the Green Dinosaur: Al's selling you to a toy museum, in Japan.
- Woody: I know! It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
- Mr. Potato Head: What? Are you crazy?
- Woody: Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my round-up gang.
Tim Allen - Buzz Lightyear
Wallace Shawn - Rex the Green Dinosaur
Tom Hanks - Woody
Don Rickles - Mr. Potato Head

“- Ralph Morris: I can remember every toy I had as a kid.
- Gabriel Hartwicke: And they remember you, Ralph. Toys are very loyal, and that is a fact.”
Stephen Lee - Ralph Morris
Guy Rolfe - Gabriel Hartwicke

“- Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You are a toy!
- Woody: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me.
- Buzz Lightyear: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Tim Allen - Buzz Lightyear
Tom Hanks - Woody

Nothing says "Happy anniversary, sweetheart" like rubber dog turds.
Larry the Cable Guy - Larry the Cable Guy

“- Julie Pierce: What are you doing here?
- Miyagi: Miyagi figure children no have enough toys, so bring more. Nerf balls, flying discs, all kinds good stuff. You just have fun.
- Julie Pierce: Have fun? Miyagi, they don't need any more toys, they need three child-sized straight jackets!”

Hilary Swank - Julie Pierce
Pat Morita - Miyagi

In the words of Mahatma Gumby, "we are toys of tolerance, but there's only so much that a toy can tolerate".
Robin Williams - Leslie Zevo

“You know, dolls make the very best friends. Just because they can't speak doesn't mean they don't listen. And did you know that when we leave them alone in our room, they come to life?”

Liam Cunningham - Capt. Crewe

“What kind of moron would put military technology in toys?”

Kevin Dunn - Stuart Abernathy