Traveling quotes

“I never thought I would get married and have kids. I thought I was going to be a gypsy actor, traveling all over the world playing the great roles. I ended up having a kid very young, and it put things in perspective.”
Bobby Cannavale

“- Kelly: We could hop on over to Brazil. You ever been to Rio?
- David Ghantt: I've never even been to the airport but about twice in my life.
- Kelly: Oh, it's a real magical place.
- David Ghantt: Yeah. All those planes landin' and takin' off and such.
- Kelly: No, Rio.
- David Ghantt: Oh, Rio, yeah, yeah.”
Kristen Wiig - Kelly
Zach Galifianakis - David Ghantt

“- Emily Middleton: Let's go out tonight. Hair, makeup, boobs... we're going out!
- Linda Middleton: Emily, I am not going out at night.
- Emily Middleton: Everything shouldn't be so scary.
- Ruth: Oh, it damn well should. One in four tourists are kidnapped.
- Emily Middleton: Not true.
- Ruth: One, two, three... Somebody's missing.”
Amy Schumer - Emily Middleton
Goldie Hawn - Linda Middleton
Wanda Sykes - Ruth

“My husband used to tell me I have an overactive imagination. I can't help it. I mean, haven't you ever been on a train and wondered about the lives of the people who live near the tracks? The lives you've never lived. These are things I want to know. Twice a day, I sit in the third car from the front where I have the perfect view into my...” (continue)(continue reading)
Emily Blunt - Rachel

“- David Packouz: Do you seriously want to drive to Baghdad?
- Efraim Diveroli: David, we're gun runners. Let's go run some guns.”
Miles Teller - David Packouz
Jonah Hill - Efraim Diveroli

“- Snake Dupree: We need four tickets to the Bahamas, one-way, next flight you got.
- Fly by Air Ticket Agent: Nassau or Freeport?
- Snake Dupree: The Bahamas.
- Fly by Air Ticket Agent: Nassau and Freeport are in the Bahamas.”
Tom Sizemore - Snake Dupree
Siobhan Fallon - Fly by Air Ticket Agent

“- Deadpool: I've been traveling to exotic places, Baghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonville, meeting new and exciting people.
- Weasel: And killing them, I know, I saw your Instagram.”
Ryan Reynolds - Deadpool
T.J. Miller - Weasel

“- Gibbs: And what makes you think you're worthy to crew the Black Pearl?
- Very Old Man: Truth be told, I've never sailed a day in me life. I think I should get out and see the world while I'm still young.
- Gibbs: You'll do, make your mark. Next!”

Keira Knightley - Gibbs
Derrick O'Connor - Very Old Man

“- Marshal Curly Wilcox: Do you wanna go back or not?
- Dr. Josiah Boone: No! I want another drink.”

George Bancroft - Marshal Curly Wilcox
Thomas Mitchell - Dr. Josiah Boone

“And in the words of my beloved mother: I'm taking the money and moving to a warmer climate.”
Kyle MacLachlan - Cliff Vandercave

“- Tina: What are you doing in New York, anyway?
- Newt: I came to buy a birthday present.
- Tina: Couldn't you have done that in London?
- Newt: No, there's only one breeder of Appaloosa Puffskeins in the world, and he lives in New York, so, no.”
Katherine Waterston - Tina
Eddie Redmayne - Newt

“- Duncan: What did you pack, Tina?
- Tina: The basics. Bikini, mouthwash, diaphragm.”
Thomas Middleditch - Duncan
Angela Trimbur - Tina

“- Jimmy: This is what you have to understand, Doug. Some people are just loners. It's that simple, man.
- Doug Harris: Maybe I don't want to be. Maybe I just want someone to grab a beer with, to go on a cool guy trip with.”
Kevin Hart - Jimmy Callahan
Josh Gad - Doug Harris

“- Josh: If we're gonna do it, we should plan it with at least a month in advance.
- Cornelia: A month is still in the realm of spontaneity.”

Ben Stiller - Josh
Naomi Watts - Cornelia

“You went halfway around the world. You spent a fortune. You did terrible things. Really terrible things, Robert. And all for nothing.”
Christian Bale - Alfred Borden

“We've talked about quarks and anti-neutrinos. But, what about people? It's quite a step from demonstrating that sub-atomic particles can travel backward through time to saying that people can. What would be the result of people traveling in time? For one thing, paradoxes become possible. Say you build a time machine, go back and murder your...” (continue)(continue reading)
Daniel J. Travanti - Arnold Mayer

“- Christian Wolff: My father was an officer in the army. Psychological operations. He was concerned that I might be taken advantage of somehow, so he arranged for me to train with a number of specialists throughout my childhood. We lived in 34 homes in 17 years.
- Dana Cummings: You moved 34 times?
- Christian Wolff: Mm-hm.
- Dana Cummings: God,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ben Affleck - Christian Wolff
Anna Kendrick - Dana Cummings

You reckon how many people would live to ripe old age if we didn't go anywhere, 'cause transportation kills a lot of people. Yeah. What if the last thought in the world was, "God damn it, here comes a car across the center lane about to kill me, 'cause I had to get out at 10:00 at night for a roll of toilet paper. Well, I wish I would have just... (continue)(continue reading)
Robert Duvall - Jim Caldwell

“If we take the human route, getting there is gonna take days. You may have lots of time, but for me every breath is a cliffhanger.”
Dana Carvey - Pops

“- Tony Stark: You ever been to Germany?
- Peter Parker: No.
- Tony Stark: Oh, you'll love it.
- Peter Parker: I can't go to Germany!
- Tony Stark: Why?
- Peter Parker: I got... homework.
- Tony Stark: Alright, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Tom Holland - Peter Parker

“We pass a damn gas station every hundred yards for a thousand miles, but when you really need one, you end up walking your ass off. This is no way to run a desert!”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“Here's a tip: if you ever get the chance to travel with a Mexican rodeo... pass.”

Charlie Sheen - Zane Zaminsky

“- Eilis: Never again to America?
- Georgina: The mistake was coming home.”
Saoirse Una Ronan - Eilis
Eva Birthistle - Georgina

“- Audrey Griswold-Crandall: What kind of asshole would drive his family cross country?
- Rusty Griswold: Audrey, dad wanted us to be close and that's all I want for my family.
- Stone Crandall: Family is the most important thing there is.”
Leslie Mann - Audrey Griswold
Ed Helms - Rusty Griswold
Chris Hemsworth - Stone Crandall

“- Dr. Robert: Everybody back on the bus. We're going home, to California.
- Max Carrigan: Doc, California isn't home to all of us.
- Dr. Robert: What can I say? You're either on the bus, or off the bus.”
Bono - Dr. Robert
Jim Sturgess - Max Carrigan