Traveling quotes

“- Ernesto Guevara de la Serna: All you want is to get laid in every country in South America.
- Alberto Granado: In every town too, if we're lucky. Adds a little spice.”

Gael García Bernal - Ernesto Guevara de la Serna
Rodrigo De la Serna - Alberto Granado

“- Eva: I'm going to Cleveland in about a week.
- Eddie: Cleveland, beautiful city. It's got a big, beautiful lake. You will love it there.
- Eva: Have you been there?
- Eddie: No, no.”
Eszter Balint - Eva
Richard Edson - Eddie

“God, I hate to travel...”

Dylan Walsh - Aaron

“This is Thailand kid... Not Indiana... You gotta be practical.”
Max Thayer - Mac Jarvis

“Miss Bianca, from now on, can't we just take the train?”
Bob Newhart - Bernard

“This now, this time, it's not ours. We weren't here when it happened. The experiment took place on a ship in a Philadelphia harbor. It was - 1943, October. Does this sound... crazy? You know, or is this sort of thing possible now?”
Michael Paré - David Herdeg

“While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put.”
Bill Pullman - Julian

“- Tommy: How these people do it every day?
- 'Cucumber' Frank de Marco: It's like fuckin' sardines!”

Paul Lazar - Tommy
Alec Baldwin - Cucumber' Frank de Marco

“I think we've done all the damage we could here, wanna go blow up something in LA?”

Kadeem Hardison - Malik Brody

“If anyone was to ask for my opinion, which I note they're not, I'd say we were taking the long way around.”
John Rhys-Davies - Gimli

“- Martin, the James' Butler: Shall we review your mother's list?
- Annie: Mm-hmm.
- Martin, the James' Butler: Now, let's see. Vitamins?
- Annie: Check.
- Martin, the James' Butler: Minerals?
- Annie: Check.
- Martin, the James' Butler: List of daily fruits and vegetables?
- Annie: Check, check.
- Annie: [Martin glances at Annie] Check for...” (continue)(continue reading)
Simon Kunz - Martin
Lindsay Lohan - Annie James

- Theodore Seville: Since when did Alvin like playing "Around the World in 30 Days"?
- Simon Seville: Since he feels its as close to a world trip as he'll ever get.
Janice Karman - Theodore Seville
Ross Bagdasarian Jr. - Simon Seville

“For ten years, I've drilled for oil in 93 coutnries, five different continents, and not once have I done anything to equal the grace of a well thrown rock sliding down a sheet. Not once.”
Paul Gross - Chris Cutter

“- Peter Hoskins: What goes into one, Rita? A Long Island Iced Tea?
- Rita Boyle: I'm sorry darling, I've forgotten.
- Peter Hoskins: What, do you have it all written down behind the bar or something?
- Rita Boyle: I'm on vacation.
- Peter Hoskins: So you can't remember a drink recipe for something that I would like to order?
- Rita Boyle: Peter,...” (continue)(continue reading)
Alec Baldwin - Peter Hoskins
Meg Ryan - Rita Boyle

“I don't want to die in Texas. Chicago, maybe... but not Texas. You can meet me there if you like.”

Christopher Walken - Hickey

“All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places and meet new exciting people and then kill them, so I became a mercenary.”
Ryan Reynolds - Wade Wilson

“- Alex: I spent a week in Grenada mostly watching the famous rain in Spain. All in all the trip was incredibly - it was - lonely. But don't tell Joel that, ok. I just told him the trip was great.
- Laura: I was going to say that about my trip. But it's hard when they bring you back in an ambulance.”
David Marshall Grant - Alex
Blanche Baker - Laura

“- Luggage Salesman: Have you thought much about luggage, Mr. Banks?
- Joe: No.
- Luggage Salesman: It's the central preoccupation of my life.”
Barry McGovern - Luggage Salesman
Tom Hanks - Joe

“- Chekov: Admit it, we're lost.
- Sulu: All right, we're lost. But we're making good time!”
Walter Koenig - Chekov
George Takei - Sulu

“The Multiverse, every universe in it, is irrational, sloppy. I try to make it rational. I try to make it neat. You call it murder. How can I murder myself 123 times?”

Jet Li - Gabriel Yulaw

“This stretch of road runs between nowhere and not much else.”
Gordon Tootoosis - Wesley Birdsong

“- Corie Bratter: You could travel.
- Ethel Banks: Oh, travel. Alone. I read a story in the times. A middle-aged woman travelling alone fell off the deck of a ship. They never even discovered it 'til they got to France.
- Corie Bratter: Mother, I promise you, if you ever fell off the deck of a ship, someone would know about it.”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Corie Bratter
Mildred Natwick - Ethel Banks

“- Harold Lee: In less than eight hours we're gonna be in Amsterdam. This is nuts. This is nuts!
- Kumar Patel: I know, dude. It's gonna be exactly like Eurotrip only it's not going to suck. It's going to be awesome.”
John Cho - Harold Lee
Kal Penn - Kumar Patel

“- Dashiell 'Dash' Parr: Are we there yet?
- Mr. Incredible: We get there when we get there!”

Spencer Fox - Dashiell 'Dash' Parr
Craig T. Nelson - Mr. Incredible

“- Hoke Colburn: Did I ever tell you about the first time I ever been outside the state of Georgia?
- Daisy Werthan: No, when was that?
- Hoke Colburn: Oh, a few minutes ago.”

Morgan Freeman - Hoke Colburn
Jessica Tandy - Daisy Werthan