Traveling quotes

“- Huey: I don't see anything, Uncle Scrooge.
- Dewey: Not even a mirage.
- Launchpad: Maybe we made a wrong turn at that last sand dune.”
Russi Taylor - Huey
Russi Taylor - Dewey
Terence McGovern - Launchpad

“- Commander Leighton: You must go to Geneva, as scheduled. And you must face the bastard. When the Covenant is signed, I will kill him, of course. Or you can, if you like.
- Noel Holcroft: I like!”
Bernard Hepton - Commander Leighton
Sir Michael Caine - Noel Holcroft

“Have you ever been to Brazil? Don't bother. There is no air-conditioning, there are mosquitoes the size of unborn babies, and nobody speaks a decent language!”
Denise Richards - Cindy Styne

“- Devon: When we get to Camelot, we'll be kissed by the world's most beautiful women.
- Cornwall: Yeah, we're a giant talking lizard with two heads. We're gonna have to beat them off with a stick.”
Eric Idle - Devon
Don Rickles - Cornwall

“They locked me up for being out with you, so I jumped out of the window, climbed over a fence, crossed the deepest river in England and here I am!”

Kate Winslet - Sue Bridehead

“- Danny Ocean: Where're we going?
- Rusty Ryan: Amsterdam.
- Danny Ocean: Amsterdam, it is. Clock's running guys. Let's go.
- Linus Caldwell: I've never been to Amsterdam.
- Turk Malloy: I hear German girls are really hot.”
George Clooney - Danny Ocean
Brad Pitt - Rusty Ryan
Matt Damon - Linus Caldwell

“- Chosen One: Master Tang I have traveled many miles to meet you.
- Master Tang: How many miles? Would you say 10 million?”
Steve Oedekerk - Chosen One
Hui Lou Chen - Master Tang

“Do you like sex and travel?”
Bob Balaban - Bernie Nayman

“Always bring a book as protection against strangers. Magazines don't last and newspapers from elsewhere remind you, you don't belong. But, don't take more than one book. It is a common mistake to overestimate ones potential free time and consequently overpack. In travel, as in most of life, less is invariably more. And most importantly, never...” (continue)(continue reading)

William Hurt - Macon

“- Dargent Peytraud: Ahh, Doctor Alan! Why are you in Haiti, Doctor Alan?
- Dennis Alan: It says there on the passport I'm a tourist. I came to see the sights.
- Dargent Peytraud: Yes, happy happy happy island people! Then why visit an insane asylum?
- Dennis Alan: I'm an anthropologist, it's a tax write off.”
Zakes Mokae - Dargent Peytraud
Bill Pullman - Dennis Alan

“- Grimm: I booked the eleven o'clock to Martinique.
- Phyllis: Martinique?
- Loomis: Martinique? But I don't know anything about Martinique.
- Grimm: What did you know about Fiji?
- Loomis: Well... nothing.”
Bill Murray - Grimm
Geena Davis - Phyllis
Randy Quaid - Loomis

“- Claire Phillips: Taxi! Can you get me to the IBC building in three minutes?
- Ghost of Christmas Past: Which floor?”
Karen Allen - Claire Phillips
David Johansen - Ghost of Christmas Past

“- Spider: We are in the middle of the, how do you say, the big puddle.
- Centipede: Biggest puddle of 'em all, angel fangs - the Atlantic Ocean.
- Grasshopper: Technically, the Pacific is the biggest.
- Centipede: Well, that goes without saying.”
Susan Sarandon - Spider
Richard Stephen Dreyfuss - Centipede
Simon Callow - Grasshopper

“- Merriman Lyon: Walk with us, Will.
- Will Stanton: Where?
- Merriman Lyon: Through time.”
Ian McShane - Merriman Lyon
Alexander Ludwig - Will Stanton

“I'm going to see the whole world, every speck of it. Heck, I may even find some new continents or something!”
Jonathan Jackson - Jesse Tuck

“- Sam: Well, I'm working on a few things. I'm going over to the other side.
- Ray: Republicans?
- Sam: No, Mexico.”
Chris Cooper - Sam
Tony Plana - Ray

- Heymar "Wulfgar" Reinhardt: I never asked you what you do for a living.
- Pam: Well... besides dancing a lot, I fly Pan-Am from coast to coast. I'm Pam, flying ace. That's actually a slight airline joke. I don't really fly the planes. I'm just a stewardess. A flying waitress as they call it. How about you?
Rutger Hauer - Heymar "Wulfgar" Reinhardt
Hilarie Thompson - Pam

“Once upon this same earth, beneath this same sun, long before you, before the ape and the elephant, as well; before the wolf, the bison, the whale, before the mammoth and the mastodon, in the time of the dinosaurs. Now the dinosaurs were of two kinds. Some had flat teeth, and ate the leaves of trees, and some had sharp teeth for eating meat, and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Pat Hingle - Narrator

“- Nora Krank: Why would we want to get tans before the cruise? I thought the idea was to get them during the cruise.
- Luther Krank: Look at us, we kind of look like uncooked chicken.”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Nora Krank
Tim Allen - Luther Krank

“- Champlain: 1,500 miles by canoe, in that country, at the beginning of the winter. Death is almost certain, Father Bourque.
- Father Bourque: Death is not always a great evil, Monsieur Champlain.
- Champlain: God should have made me a Jesuit. You have answers for everything.”
Jean Brousseau - Champlain
François Tassé - Father Bourque

“- Cigarette Girl: Susan! My God, we thought you were dead.
- Susan: No, just in New Jersey.”
Ann Magnuson - Cigarette Girl
Madonna - Susan

“I oughta move somewhere, where perverts are welcome.”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt

“- Supergirl: Earth, Zaltar. A tree, a horse. You keep making things from Earth.
- Zaltar: The place intrigues me.
- Supergirl: Then let's go there.
- Zaltar: Certainly. When is the next train?
- Supergirl: What is a train?”
Helen Slater - Supergirl
Peter O'Toole - Zaltar

“- Captain: I cannot let the evening pass without paying a little tribute to our distinguished guests of honor - the three greatest aviators in the world.
- Otis B. Driftwood: Three greatest aviators, but you notice they're traveling by boat.”
Edward Keane - Captain
Groucho Marx - Otis B. Driftwood

“- Lisa Reisert: Whatever you do, it's your own buisness, just as long as you're not...
- Jackson Rippner: What?
- Lisa Reisert: High-jacking the plane.”
Rachel McAdams - Lisa Reisert
Cillian Murphy - Jackson Rippner